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Dana Terrace is so far the only person to make me sob uncontrollably for an entire hour. Currently sobbing while writing this

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take my collection of important images

wish i could add more but im on mobile rn

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My Tumblr is currently vanilla extract, bugs, puss in boots and call of duty men. Life is good

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I swear i clicked vanilla extract in accident, but now i cant stop. I pick it no matter way

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Where are all my team beetles??!

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Do you ever go through your old posts and cringe, I cant delete them because then my blog will be empty but oh my god I was embarrassing

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You cant make this shit up

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If I were to give any advice to a former twitter user (aka new tumblr user) it’d be:

Stay anonymous. Use a nickname or something ESPECIALLY if you’re a youngin’

Turn off public likes/following in settings.

Say nice things in the tags when u reblog art/writing/edits/gifs/etc. because every op (original poster) reads those and it makes their day

Block any corporate account you come across (this excludes small business, please support them if you like their work!)

Also block celebrities! You wanna follow what they’re doing? Go to their Instagram. This platform is one of the last places where we can be ourselves and not monetize our interests. We like it that way.

You can organize your blog! Use [#tags like this,] without the brackets to keep track of aesthetics you like or funny posts! It’s also nice if you wanna have a well kept blog for people to enjoy and look through your organized blog.

There are tumblr holidays and you’ll learn to love them <3 they’re silly and tbh it’s this community made culture that really makes this place special

There are a lot of millennials on here that are so sweet and amazing and they post about their interests and skills in their fields like history, cooking, art, science, etc. They’re a lot more friendly than the tiktok millennials that tried to start beef with teenagers. Be nice to them.

Follow @neil-gaiman he’s the coolest one here!!

Tumblr isn’t really what it used to be, like what it’s unflatteringly famous for… it’s pretty calm and fun here on most days. A lot of us are grown and know better than to start fights. (It’s not perfect obvi but it’s alright)

If you see an amazing resource that it’s best to not share, DON’T TALK ABOUT IT ON TIKTOK. That’s how we lost the library website. Appreciate these treasures. Don’t use them for an hour of internet clout on the worlds worst app.

Reblog stuff!! That’s how posts stay alive a decade after the op posted it. It’s still good and we love a chuckle and the nostalgia if you’re old enough to remember it

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Someone came into my work the other day who was dressed and acted exactly like dream from The Sandman, he came in, complamented my tattoo, ordered a pizza and a pop, then left without a word. It was a beautiful moment.

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I have so many dreams about zombie apocalypses it's insane. The weirdest part is they're always the best dreams ever

everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank

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Do yall think Moon Jo has an Etsy page

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can’t wait until people start claiming to be shadowbanned on this site and we collectively get to inform them that there’s no algorithm and their posts just suck

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If you took a bunch of human eggs and put them on a plate you'd get human caviar

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your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

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My friend: oh that's the chic from fast and furious

Me: oh whats she doing in this?

My friend: she's an actress

Me: SHES AN ACTRESS?!

My friend: i-how fucking high are you?

Me:☹

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"Which way do you swing?"

"What like Spiderman?!"