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Look at all those chickens!!!

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Hey babe can we try petplay? *starts scratching and hammering on the door* LET ME OUTTTTTTTT LET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE GOD LET ME OUT

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Inspired my @stopthatfool ‘s wonderful goosecarole wedding art ☺️☺️

Nick and Carole’s wedding is a small, intimate, nearly casual affair. It happens when they’re twenty and madly obsessed with each other. Carole’s dress is flouncy and white with dark blue flowers embroidered on it. Her best friend helped her pick it.

Nick can hardly keep his hands to himself long enough for Carole to get her dress on, and when he first sees her— oh, lord— when he first sees her he cries like a baby. Carole just tips her head back in a fit of laughter and lets him kiss all over her face in front of God and everyone.

Pete, of course, is Nick’s best man. He stands there while Nick and Carole are barely restraining themselves from leaping over the officiant and into each other’s arms.

Pete gives a speech, of course, no matter how small the crowd. It’s sweet and embarrassing, it was bound to be, considering how long he’s known them both.

Carole wraps her arms around Goose late at night, a bottle of champagne in, her hair mussed and the sleeves of her dress hanging off her shoulders.

“You two,” she mumbles with a smile as they look up at her.

“You two!” Pete says in response, pointing at the newlyweds.

Pete drives them to their little hotel room in Goose’s car once the festivities die down. They stumble in giggling, clinging to each other to stay upright. They take a plethora of Polaroids, all of which they show to Pete, a lot of which he didn’t want to see.

Bonus:

Pete makes them a scrap book for their wedding gift. It’s shoddily made and some of the glue isn’t fully dry. It’s full of pictures of him and Carole from high school, him and goose in college, him Goose and Carole in bed. At the end of the little book, there’s a photo of Goose and Carole kissing, that same photo he keeps on his desk, right next to the photo of Rooster in his uniform. His little altar to their family.

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dude omg i did NOT “come back wrong” you just remember me as imperfect and now i’m a divinely elevated version of myself with no capacity for wrongdoing. i’m still me dude i’m literally the same basically *all electronics within three feet of me explode* sorry i mean i meant to do that

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hammomnd :)

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Although it was once extinct in the wild the takhi has been successfully reintroduced to its native territory in Central China and Eastern Europe. ©ChornobylWild

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flickr

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character development ♥️

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Hi ms.fool! Your art is wonderful and I was just wondering if you would be comfortable with me writing a little Drabble on the GooseCarole wedding art you drew? Absolutely no pressure!!! it just felt polite to ask.

Hello blah-blah-bee!! Thank you so much—I’m so glad people are enjoying some silly drawing a posted over a year ago now!!

Of course you can write something from the drawing, I would be so so so honoured!!!! Plz tag me whenever you post it because I’d lovveeeee to read whatever you come up with!!!! <3333

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Not necessarily the best, but your favorite. There are so many more I would've like to include but I ran out of room.

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You have just been magically transported into a random ao3 fic!

Spin the wheel of ao3 tags three times to find out what your fic is about. Put in the tags what your fic tags are!

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eddie diaz.

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you're like sandpaper. the more i try, you bind

-zach bryan, bruce springsteen

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erm hai

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Just realized I haven’t posted in 6 months. erm what da f word. where did all my mutuals go.