stormflypirateskin

[stormflypirateskin]

hows life at this hour dude

Sipping water

Thinking about how

Terribly medically goated that run was lmao

ZILAAAAAAAAAAA *SPINS YOU AROUND LIKE STEAMED MILK* ELLO ELLO ELLOOOOO!!!

It's exactly 2 am sjshshs feels weird staying up at like 4-5 am but sksks the funny thing is that I'll probably get a job soon so I have to sleep earlier AAAAAAAAA even funnier cuz I wanna balance art, writing, playing, hanging out with y'all (and more imagine-) and soon a job RAHHHHHH

It feels quiet mostly msmsmsm the procrastination is STROOOONG even though I wanna like.. post more on the writing blog too hahahaahsha at least it doesn't feel TOO bad cuz I've been arting a lot these days aksks

Dude *grabs your shoulders gently and shakes you* can can you imagine in the future, me, a barista bro, A BARISTA. It feels so far away JSJDHSHD (gotta save money for some barista seminars and everything else) but these hours really do get me thinking aksksksk

AND THE RUN WAS SO FUN BRO, Y'ALL COOKED SO HARDDDD!!! It will be SO FUNNY ONCE YOU KNOW WHAT ME AND KAI WERE TRYING TO DO THROUGHOUT THE RUN WITH SPROUT, IT IT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY AND LET'S JUST SAY THAT WE ACCOMPLISHED IT LAST FLOOR.

I think I'd be funnier for Kai to explain it to you BABAHAHAHAHA IT WAS SO FUNNY BRO AKDHAHDHAHD

HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOU, ZILLA? HOW IS LATE NIGHTS THERE? SIP WATER AND DON'T LET THE HEAT GET TO YOU BRO, MY ROOM IS FRYING (I GOT THE AC ON RN, ALL GOOD, NO WORRIES) BEEN PACING AROUND MY ROOM TRYING TO GET MYSELF TO START WRITING ABSHAHXHAHSAHDHA

[stormflypirateskin]

HELLO?

currently in the process of combining two obsessions together: httyd and dandys world. im turning every single character into a dragon species!! i got Vee so far so take my night fury Vee

If you want i could make a Night Fury Vivi..

HI HELLO SORRY I'M LATE WE JUST FINISHED RUNNIN

THAT IS SO COOL THO-

I'm letting @stormflypirateskin get me back into the series sksksksk

I LOVE dragons... Very very much... Yeah I still play Dragon Adventures a lot hehehe

ANYWAYS THAT'S SUCH A COOL CONCEPT DUDE- I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE TURN CHARACTERS INTO DIFFERENT CREATURES, ESPECIALLY DRAGONS FOR THE REASON I MENTIONED EARLIER I FRIGGEN LOVE DRAGONS LOL

DUDE ID KILL FOR DRAGON VIVI ID SCREAM AND CRY AND ROLL AROUND THE ROOM FOR DRAGON VIVI (positively, of course)

I'M ALSO SO SORRY I FORGOT TO REPLY TO THE PEB ASK THAT WAS REALLY COOL TOO I SWEAR I'M JUST VERY FORGETFUL I'M SO SORRY

I LOVE THIS CONCEPT SM THO PLEASE SEND ME MORE IF YOU MAKE MORE AAAAAAAA

[stormflypirateskin]

okay curious question but did you get 2 anonymous confessions asking for your fursona because my internets been acting up and i don’t think it sent 😿😿

OOF SADLY NOT, ALSO HMHMHM

JARVIS, JARVIS IS THAT YOU. YOU USE EMOJIS, YEAH?? AND I HAVE YAPPED ABOUT MY FURSONA TO YOU HMHMHMHM 👀👀👀👀👀

But ngl I'm a bit too shy to share her HEHEHEHEHE I'm definitely dropping her somewhere in here eventually though sksksks I'M SHY OKAY HELP SOBS AJDHAHDHA

[stormflypirateskin]

WHY THE FUCK DID I NOT LISTEN TO FORSAKEN OST WAY EARLIER WHAT, THESE ARE ALL SO GOOD HELP???

[stormflypirateskin]

dudeE UR ACTUALLY MISSING THE MOST SCRIPTED RUNS

ME KAI BRIDGE FISH AND LIFESGOOD WENT ON A RUN BUT IT WAS JUST ME AND BRIDGE AFTER A WHILE CUS EVERYONE LEFT AND I ACCIDENTALLY POWED KAI LMAO BUT !!!

THEY GAVE US PEB TWICE!!; ON SHELLY FLOOR!!! ONCE WITH VEE!!!

MFS DIDNT EVEN WAIT FOR FLOOR 20!!!

THERE WERE LIKE 8 MACHINES!!!!! AND BRIDGE HAD TO DO THEM ALL WITH BASSIES ONE STAR SKILL CHECK I FELT SO BAD!!! WHILE I HAD TO DISTRACT!!!

WE LIVED!!! AND AT THE END!!! I DIED BCS!!! THE PC SEARCH BAR POPPED UP!!!! ATLEAST IT TOLD ME TODAY IS ALAN TURINGS BDAY BEFORE!!! SNIPING ME!!!! LOL!!! HUGE HUMONGOUS SHOUT-OUT TO BRIDGE FOR EXTRACTING ALLAT!!!! STRONGER THAN ME

HELPPPP IT'S ALWAYS THE RUNS I NEVER JOIN TOO, THEY GIVE YOU CRAZY SHIT WHEN I'M NOT THERE AKSKSKSKS (STILL GRIEVING THE PREVIOUS RUN I DIDN'T JOIN LIKE SOBS)

ACCIDENTALLY POWED KAI- 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏 (ALSO AHA!! VEE ON SHELLY MAP MHMHMHM!!!)

BRIDGET YOU BETTER CALL YOURSELF PRO AFTER THIS, THIS. THIS IS THE LITERAL PROOF. IF I SEE YOU SAYING YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT THE GAME, I'M LOVINGLY SPAMMING YOUR DMS AND INBOX, YOU HEAR??? /LH LIKE MY DUDE YOU ARE ONE OF THE FEW WHO ARE ALWAYS LASTING THE LONGEST IN THESE CHAOTIC RUNS AJDHAHDHAHSH

ALSO JSDHAHDHAH NOT THE SEARCH BAR I'M FUCKING CRYINGNGNGNGNGNG BRO HELP??? WHY DOES THE FUNNIEST SHIT HAPPEN IN THESE RUNS HELP?? I'M LAYING DOWN RN ON THE BED JUST PICTURING IT AND I'M GONNA SOB IN MY PILLOW NOW HELPPPPP

GOOD JOB TO EVERYONE ON THIS RUN!!! VERY GOOD JOB, BRIDGET, OUR BELOVED WARRIOR, YOU ARE ALWAYS SURVIVING THE MOST UNHINGED SHIT PLS AJDHAHSHAHSH

THE THING IS??? DO I WISH Y'ALL LUCK IF I DON'T HAPPEN TO BE THERE?? I WISHED BRIDGET LUCK IN DMS BRO AND I HEAR ALL THIS??? HELP?? WHAT IS HAPPENING?? DO I KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT OR WHAT AJDHAHDHAHA

[stormflypirateskin]

THE EMOS!!!

The emos

THE EMOS!!!

[stormflypirateskin]

Dude you absolutely have to pull up to the next run man we got vee on floor 5 and so many floors after that toO AND SO MAnY SHELLVISION BLACKOUTS BRO dude there was this floor where i was literally listening to lofi while there was a shellvision blackout it was the most surreal experience

I DEF NEEDED TOO, I WON'T BE ABLE TO TOMORROW AS WELL PROBABLY BECAUSE I'LL BE CALLING WITH ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS CUZ I CAN TALK TO HER LIKE ONCE A WEEK AND SUNDAYS HAPPEN TO BE THE DAYS Y'KNOW AJDHAHZHA

But man I REALLY WISH I COULD HAVE RECORDED THE RUN I MISSED, MAN!!! I really wanted to attend this birthday party (even if all I did was hide in the corner and just- draw while everyone was chatting and laughing together-) cuz I haven't had the chance to properly hang out with this close friend BUT IK WE'LL RECORD SIMILAR ONES!!! OFC THE RUN HAPPENED TO BE CRAZY WHEN I WASN'T THERE TO RECORD SOBS NOOOOO I WOULD HAVE RECORDED IT MAN, THAT SUCKS AKDHAHSHAH

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE Y'ALL IN FUTURE RUNS, I'M SURE THEY'LL BE VERY UNHINGED TOO!!!! IT SOUNDS SO UNHINGED I WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN IT WITH MY OWN EYES NOOOOO

[stormflypirateskin]

oh wait i forgot MY BAD

*pat pat*

THE GIGGLE I LET OUT WHEN I WAS AT THE PARTY SEEING THIS.. SOBS.. I REALLY WANTED TO PLAY WITH Y'ALL BAHAHAHAHAHA

*PAT PAT*

[stormflypirateskin]

pspspspsps

annaaaaa

/silly

YESSSS I'M FINALLY BACK, I'M EATING RN BUT I CAN PLAY WITH Y'ALL IF Y'ALL AREN'T TIRED AND THAT DW DW AJDHAHDHA

[stormflypirateskin]

I'm at a birthday party rn.. hiding in the corner, drawing on my tablet while everyone is laughing together send help shdhadha

[stormflypirateskin]

ZILLA IN THE INBOX AGAIN

YOU GET IT BRO

COMFY CLOTHES MID AC IN THIS TOASTER OF A WORLD

anywho you also get it again

Distracting peb is so fun dude lol (that things hitbox is a mystery)(istg idek)(its???)(hes a pranskter it literally depends)(could have the most scrumptious hitbox playing as vee but oh no try distracting him with a distractor and suddenly bro sees through the walls)

I am so proud of you dont even worry (u did so well bro i was literally standing there watching u walk the dog)(never playing astro again)(professional griefer)(was actually shaking for u and bridge when yall were at one on peb sprout floor dude)(lore accurate astro expression)(shook the entire globe when scraps spawned when bridge was on one)

OMG ZILLA IN MY INBOX AGAIN??? *SPINS YOU AROUND LIKE STEAMED MILK* (HAH, BARISTA HOURS)

YESSSS COMFY CLOTHES, AC ON, EVERYTHING IS QUIET BAHAHAAHA THE RUN. THE RUN WAS REALLY SOMETHING.

YOU?? PROUD?? OF MOI???? *HIDES UNDER A BLANKET AND SCREAMS*

WAIT YOU SAW ME DOING PEBBLE TOO??? I remember you standing when I was attempting to distract Sprout and avoiding the tendrils and had Shrimpo and Boxten AND FUCKING PRAYING THE HITBOXE DIDN'T FUCK ME OVER HELPPPP

I'm definitely gonna check the recording again, I think I did a mistake and it got me hit by Pebble (also I think the hitbox was actually fucking diabolical but thankfully it ended up being fine.. bro walked away.. and he waddled away.. waddle waddle..) but holy fuck I was deadass shaking afterwards ZILLA HOW ARE YOU PROUD OF ME I'M A NERVOUS MESS HELPPP I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE WATCHING ME WALK THE DOG LIKE HELP??? A PERSON I LOOK UP TOO WATCHING ME DISTRACT PEBBLE???

If my hitboxes weren't so bad.. I'd volunteer so hard a distractor I'm so deadass rn sobs.. OR AT LEAST BACKUP, SOMETHING. IT'S FUN. THE THRILL AND EVERYTHING.

It's just my lag and ping and everything, bro this one time I was playing extraction Pebble in a public lobby and we got Goob and I volunteered to take him cuz I felt confident (I had done Scraps before with Coal, was so fun, felt useful and proud of myself psldnahdha) and I had SUCH a horrible lag spike and the air kept hitting me and arghh.. I died and someone goes "erm" IN THE CHAT HELPPPP I HATE MY LAG AND PING AND AAAAAAA

I tried sobs WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT I LOVE DISTRACTING AND I'M ACTUALLY UNABLE TO NOT BECAUSE OF MY SKILLS BUT SOMETHING I CAN'T EVEN CONTROL SOBS SOBS SSODGABDHA

[stormflypirateskin]

Random but i was actually playing in pajamas today so astro lore accuracy

THE WHEEL CHOSE YOU AJDHAHDHAUS But so real, pajamas are so damn comfy AAAAAAAA I'm wearing comfy clothes with the AC on rn.. almost 2 am, we chilling ajdhahdhahz

[stormflypirateskin]

Man going on runs with you and the others has been the funnest dandys experiences ever lol throws you into the solar system

AAAAAAA ZILLA IN MY INBOX??? *SHAKES THE TABLE VIOLENTLY*

YES, YES, IT HAS BEEN THE BEST EXPERIENCES EVER, I HAVE WAY TOO MUCH FUN WITH ALL OF YOU, I WANT TO SPOIL Y'ALL, Y'ALL HAVE GENUINELY HELPED ME SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA I WILL PICK YOU ALL UP AND SPIN YOU ALL AROUND LOVINGLY, I LOVE YOU ALL PRECIOUS MUTUALS AND THOSE I'VE PLAYED WITH /P

Omg it's so funny sobs thankfully I've been recording the runs and oml Zilla it's the best decision I have ever made, WE GET TO GO BACK AND WATCH THE UNHINGEDNESS AND THE CHAT AND EVERYTHING BAHAHAHAHAH I'm actually gonna send you the link to the playlist after this ask RAHHHHHH I'm still uploading the latest runs, they are just in good quality and many GB so they take a while BAHAHAHAH

I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE YOU IN FUTURE RUNS AND EVERYTHING, WE CAN COOK SO HARD AND GENUINELY HAVE FUN WITHOUT STRESSING BAHAHAHAHA

PAT PAT!!!!!!

[stormflypirateskin]

I'M NEVER LETTING THIS JOKE DIE @cupcakewebkinz NEVER EVER EVERRRRRRRRR

Y'all can take this as an apology for the angsty Fruitcake fic, apologies fellas 🙏🙏🙏

I refuse to draw backgrounds, it's funnier this way fight me or trust me TRUST

Tumblr destroyed the quality rip IT'S OKAY IT'S FUNNIER THOUGH

I've been giggling uncontrollably I made this very cursed on purpose BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[stormflypirateskin]

I went on a run with @cupcakewebkinz @stormflypirateskin and @twelve-blue-moons and alas

Vee version won (ran into a box)

OH ALSO

@bridgemino we tried summoning u sniff

[stormflypirateskin]

"My Precious One" Sprout X Cosmo Angst

Oop- did I drop this?? Totally isn't inspired by @cupcakewebkinz cursed runs of them dying as Sprout to Cosmo in the funniest fucking way ever that it became a meme??? The fucking silence after Kai died? FUCKING COMEDY I STILL REMEMBER THE DEATH SOUND, ECHOS IN MY BRAIN ANYWAYS GO FEAST OR CRY Y'ALL IDK

Btw even though I ramble UNHINGEDLY, this is legit angst so uhhh ig don't read if you don't wanna feel sad/bad/anything (or do, I'm not stopping you sksksk)

I promised Kai Fruitcake angst, she got it BAHAHAHAHAHA, sorry Kai didn't hold back at all MSMSMSMS

Sprout's footsteps echoed in the floor as he carefully made his way towards the kitchen area in the diner. His hand clutched the bag filled with all sorts of items and tapes as he looked around for any kind of resources that would help his team in any way. His chest felt heavy as he looked around the now lifeless like kitchen as memories came rushing back to his brain. Memories of staff or even him and Cosmo cooking and baking here.

He approached one of the long tables and gently placed his hand on the surface, feeling the material of it as he sighed. He really wondered where it all went wrong. This place used to be so filled with kids with their families, staff and toons and was just so full of life. Now? It feels so off, the atmosphere was cold and unwelcoming and the lights didn't shine as brightly as back then. Even old expired ingredients lied around the kitchen, only very few could still be eaten and it was those ones that Sprout snatched up and placed them on his bag.

He always carefully inspected them before taking them with him. Sprout's bag felt heavier but he had the energy to carry all those things. He might even cook something for his fellow teammates that accompanied him through all these floors. Well.. if only this kitchen worked but with the electricity and how the situation is at this place? Up at the lobby was always preferred.

The strawberry boy softly exhaled from his nonexistent nose as he felt how much resources he had gathered, he felt like he could carry a bit more so he looked around, something to help everyone up there who had remained. It still pained him knowing what had happened to his previous friends and everyone else, he felt like he had failed them, that he couldn't protect them all or keep them safe from anything anymore.

His lips became a thin line as he hid from a roaming twisted Boxten who walked slowly, even the music box himself not even knowing where to walk yet he still roamed around this entire floor without any hints of stopping. Sprout watched carefully as Boxten's head twitched with ichor hands coming out of his head, a wide smile on his face as his eyes looked so intense. Sprout might not show it but it really does get to him a lot by how his friends became like this, someone familiar yet so, so different at the same time. It took a bit for Boxten to leave the kitchen area and Sprout remembered how he and Cosmo taught him how to bake, too bad it will never happen again.

He got up as he dusted himself off and took slow and careful steps around the area, knowing that it wasn't just Boxten that roamed around here. Honestly, it was almost scary how you couldn't even hear them, especially when they walked slow and steady around this place. They could be around the corner, for all we know. Sprout found that out the hard way once so he always avoided those areas, unless he was trying to hide suddenly.

But who he saw next made him freeze completely as he stood still, shaky hands gripping his bag as his eyes widened. He felt all the warmth from his face drop as his chest felt heavy. He watched as twisted Cosmo took stumbling steps in front of him as he raised his quite big ichor claws, trying to hurt Sprout even if he couldn't see that well. Sprout took careful steps back, avoiding all his attempts before his back hit one of those long kitchen tables, on top of it being a baking pan they used back in the good old days.

"C-Cosmo..! It's me.. can't you see..?!" He said desperately as he also tried to be quiet enough to not be heard by anyone else. He quickly grabbed the baking pan and used it as a shield to try and block Cosmo's strong attacks, some ichor flying his way as Cosmo hit his hand hard there, tearing some off the material off with his sharp claws. Sprout's hands shook more as he kept it there while also trying to avoid him as much as he can and not hurt him.

Cosmo grunted as he raised his hand again, quicker this time and tore through the baking pan, making Sprout throw it away as he got out of there and took steps back, watching as Cosmo's mouth trembled as he held an expression of mixed anger and confusion. It was safe to say that he didn't recognize Sprout, even if those two were lovers. Sprout's hands became fists as he avoided Cosmo's swinging ichor arm. It seemed that Cosmo couldn't see very well.. it was something Sprout noticed about every twisted he saw, they didn't seem to have the best sight and Cosmo also having one eye covered in ichor? It honestly broke Sprout inside seeing him like this. But it wasn't the time to regret about things now.

"Cosmo.. look at me." Sprout gripped Cosmo's wrists up when Cosmo tried attacking him again as now Sprout faced him, holding his wrists so tightly that Cosmo couldn't break free. Cosmo was clearly frustrated as he struggled and growled under his breath but if Sprout used less power now.. it wouldn't be good. "Please.. don't you remember me? Do you remember this kitchen? What we used to do here?" His voice shook as he showed a painful smile with his eyebrows furrowed to Cosmo, his strength still strong.

Cosmo's eye glared at him as he still tried to get away but it remained on Sprout now. Sprout's smile shook as he leaned a bit closer, his eyes softening as he felt the guilt eat him from the inside. He did feel like he failed everyone else but especially Cosmo, the most important toon to him. Watching him like this hurt more than anything else. Watching the toon he loves the most having such a fate like this.

"We used to bake here a lot.. the whole kitchen would smell really nice as we just.. laughed and talked together about all sorts of things and plans." Sprout continued to talk, his voice more soft now as he continued to look at Cosmo, hoping to maybe just.. get through to him, something, anything. He knew it was stupid to try but there he was, doing it anyway instead of running away from him. Maybe Cosmo was truly gone forever.

Sprout flinched for a moment when Cosmo grunted like he was in pain and suddenly overpowered him, pushing him on the floor, his ichor claws managing to land a deep cut on Sprout's arm without even trying much. Sprout jumped and his shaky hand pressed down on the open wound that was bleeding nonstop ichor, a hand couldn't do much about it. He would need more than a band to cover the wound and he didn't have anything like that on him, as he gave it to one of the other toons.

He expected Cosmo to do more, especially now that he was defenseless but Cosmo just.. stood there. The arm that attacked Sprout, he was just looking at it as ichor fell on the floor, with no idea if the ichor was from his arm or Sprout's. It was like his anger had disappeared as he looked at Sprout sitting down there on the floor, Cosmo didn't know what got over him, all he could understand was that he had the biggest headache in his life when Sprout talked to him about something.. very familiar.

Cosmo watched as Sprout kept panicking and took a step back, his ichor hand trembling slightly as he continued to watch him with an intense eye, not knowing what to do. Like his ichor filled mind had shut down completely, he felt that something was very wrong as he looked at the open wound. Cosmo's head continued to hurt as he rested his hands there, trying to stop the headache and whatever else he was feeling that was killing him. He growled lowly before running away, getting away from Sprout as he figured the pain was caused by him. Cosmo felt tears building up on his eye as he left the scene.

"Cosmo!!" Sprout called out to him as he extended his hand, his palm covered in ichor before cursing under his breath and holding the wound as tight as he could again, his strength not as much as before. Sprout took deep breaths before looking towards the direction of where his team would be. If he could make it in time.. before he felt himself passing out from the bleeding, maybe he had a chance.

"No.. no!!" He pushed himself off the ground as best as he could before he started to book it towards any direction, trying to find the others. Unfortunately for Sprout, he couldn't see anyone around. They were probably too busy hiding or doing machines somewhere. His mind raced as he looked around, anyone would do at this point as he bled a lot. Facing the closed elevator door got him freaking out a bit more since no one was around there. Would he be able to make it? He felt increasingly more weak and dizzy. What would happen to the others if he passed out now? He didn't want to fail them. He COULDN'T fail them now.

Though when he felt his view darken and the ichor that was spilling from his wound start covering his hand and making it feel heavier by the minute as well as his eyes hurting? It didn't take long for Sprout to collapse on the floor as he felt his arm overpowering him. He looked ahead as best as he could as tears fell from his eyes yet he still couldn't spot a poor soul in here.

"Cos..mo.. every..one... I-I'm so so..rry.."

[stormflypirateskin]

“My 16 year old happy to have me back from a week long vacation.“

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