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[str4ykin9s]

Hi guys my name is Eline and I'm the person who runs this Stray Kids incorrect quote account and it is very sad to announce that I will go on hiatus for quite a while due to personal issues. I am deeply saddened to announce this. I hope my followers can support my decision as my hiatus may be indefinite

Thanks

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Jeongin: Am I in trouble

Chan: Have a guess

Jeongin: No?

Chan: Have another guess

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Seungmin: Is something burning here?

Hyunjin: *leans seductively on kitchen counter* Just my desire for you

Seungmin: Hyunjin, the toaster is burning...

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Chan: Why is there BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!???

Minho: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife

Chan: YOU STABBED SOMEONE!!!!!

Minho: Nooo, I aggressively poked someone

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Seungmin: Yesterday was amazing, I had such a good time Seungmin: Thank you innie Jeongin: Huh? I wasn't even there with you Seungmin: Exactly

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Felix: Honestly, I'm so evil, I feed on sorrowed souls! MUAHAHAHAHA

Seungmin: You sleep with a teddy bear

Felix: HE'S THE SECOND IN COMMAND TO MY DARK ARMY HAHAHAHA!

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Felix: Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing that you can't put it in a fruit salad

Han: That was deep

Hyunjin: Philosophy is wondering if ketchup is a smoothie

Han: That was even deeper

Seungmin: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie you assholes

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Hyunjin: I feel useless Minho: Nah, you're not Minho: You can be used as a bad example

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Chan: You shouldn't be using a straw

Felix: I know, I know its bad for the environment

Chan: Uhh...no its weird to eat spaghetti with a straw

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Hyunjin: It's really frustrating

Changbin: What is it?

Hyunjin: Minho openly flirting with Jisung and Jisung not realising it

Changbin wearing a "Be mine Hwang Hyunjin shirt": Haha, yeah, he's soo dense

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Chan: How long are we gonna let him do that? Minho: Just give him a minute Hyunjin: *Trying to push open a door which says pull*

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Chan: Hey what kinda coffee do you want Felix: Something that is as dark as my soul Chan: One Unicorn Frappuccino coming up Felix: With extra whipped cream!

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Changbin: How do Han and Hyunjin get out of the messes they made

Minho: They don't, they make a bigger miss which cancels the first one out

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Minho: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?  Chan: Neither.  Chan: Because it's twelve.

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Minho: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Felix: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Minho: No! Four to five seconds! Felix: Too late!!!

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Chan: I'm done arguing with you Minho: The Earth is not a planet Chan: H O W I S T H E E A R T H N O T A P L A N E T

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Minho: When I die donate my whole body to science Minho: Except for my middle finger, give it to Hyunjin