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Why are rocket raccoon stans a major demographic of my followers. What do I have that attracts so many raccoonfuckers to my account

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Req from tg

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this is what having sex with sonic the hedgehog sounds like btw

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Read some Human Domestication Guide works yesterday, and I think some of you would've been very happy writing MLP The Conversion Bureau fanfiction back in the day.

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Elio post credits scene.

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Disney takes on Haruhi Suzumiya.

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i was inspired to make this by @dapper-lil-catgirl who makes a bunch of these, and by @thistlehorse who originated the mindreader fluttershy AU

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I love my beautiful wife. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me. You make every moment worth living. I adore you with all my heart. Happy Pride Month, my love.

by @itsgerdew on twitter

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Am I wrong to be disappointed in the gettys queer history exhibit? I adored seeing everything and everyone don't get me wrong, but there was one photograph for intersex people. It was someone's genitals. The info board only said they didn't know the name of the subject and it was likely taken for medical purposes. People were gathering in that corner and gawking. My only representation in the queer art history space was a nonconsentual picture of genitals. That was it. The only representation they had for intersex history was a waist down picture of someone's genitals. Not our activism, not Hermaphrodites with Attitude, not our lives, not our faces, not our books, not the celebrities or athletes with variations, not our myths or statues or ancient art, just genitals. I left the event early, because I couldn't stop looking at people and knowing that if I talked to them about being intersex all they would see would be genitals, because I knew that after the whole exhibit they would all only know me as genitals.

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WARING: ENDGAME SPOILERS AHEAD

One thing I noticed about Rocket’s outfit for Endgame is that it makes him look less beastly.

As a result, I now have a headcanon that Rocket, during the five year time skip, found out more about raccoons and decided that he did not want to be compared to them.  So, he keeps adding to his costume to cover up more and more his more animalistic parts to distance himself as far away as possible from the earth vermin.

This lead me to come up with an AU where, due to Scott taking slightly longer to come back, Rocket is completely covered head-to-toe and Scott thinks he’s just a little person until the blowback from the UnSnap causes Rocket’s helmet to fly off and Scott visibly double-takes because he’s been talking to a fucking raccoon the entire time. 

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🚨 WARNING!! 🚨

Today is 🦊 FOXGIRL FRIDAY

SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY

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dragon who can’t find a princess to kidnap so she grabs some random noble’s son and resolves to make it work

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What do you believe in now?

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Gog to make a move to a town thats right for me

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The very important...

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reblog to tummy slap prev

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I'm so here for the Donkey Kong adoptive dad arc