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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate
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Over the years, Bruce has slowly noticed, why exactly Dick's mom had nicknamed him robin. Ofcourse he was born on the first day of spring and is always flitting about, but there's more...robin-like traits that have long since cemented his original robin status
Bruce, rushing to check up on his newly adopted child, Dick, who just walked into a glass door with eyes wide open: Chum? Why did you just walk into glass?
Dick: What glass?
Bruce: I-
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Jason, watching teen, newly discowing!Dick pack up his stuff to move out: Why do you have that hoard?
Dick, shoving his collection of shiny objects, including but not limited to, pins, buttons, spoons, forks, medals and trophies, into a bag: What hoard?
Jason:
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Tim, traumatized after having seen Dick dance in front of Barbara at a ball: Why would you willingly do that? Was that a mating dance?
Dick: A what? I'm not a bird, Tim
Tim: ok
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Damian, looking disgruntled as Dick spoonfeeds him some porridge: Why must you insist on this, Richard? I am 10, not 4
Dick: But you work so hard for patrol and school everyday!
Documentary playing in the background: And the Mama Bird will feed it's chick until it is big enough to hunt on it own....
Damian: ...
Damian: Tt. Fine, you may.
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Duke, on a rare night patrol, batting Batman!Dick away after the fifth time he tried to cover him with his cape: Dude quit it
Dick: But you're vulnerable at night because of your suit!
Duke, suddenly remembering how birds will try to cover their chicks with their wings to keep them safe: I owe tim so many churros
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And also, ofcourse, the many, many times Bruce has seen them all huddling together around Dick like they actually are robin chicks huddling around a robin mama
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she is me
#my friend invited me to the fair but i told him i already had plans#those plans were deltarune chapters 3&4
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i been shitting myself over this image for days now, why is he
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there’s only so many shades of gray 💔💔💔
fifty, some say
youd think making an artwork in grayscale would be easier than in color but no... no it isnt...
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I hope this doesn't cause anyone pain, but some are really cute.
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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times
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#me in 2023 when i listened to Go Speed Racer for 45 minutes on the bus#(the song is like a minute long)#(it was my top song that year)
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after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020
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there’s something almost sexual about jacking off
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Risky load-bearing stone
#dc comics#dick grayson#my son#i so eepy#love him#i wish there was a way to tell him we all love him#then maybe he won’t kill himself#unfortunately he’s a fictional character#and therefore unable to hear our cries#but it’s ok. i love him anyways#ohh my son. dc’s sweet unhinged golden boy#heavy is the head that wears the crown
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got turned down for the job at the onion. turns out they write satire or something and don't need a guy to peel all the onions. crying my eyes out.
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Your favorite colour is from the human visible light spectrum?
Ya orange. Ok?
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im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing
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