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If you must know (and you must) my top 3 Pokémon (in no particular order) are:

Serperior

Oddish

Mimikyu

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Hey guys! So, I'm basically writing for my own Slenderverse with its own SCP-like group. For now, I'm calling them the CC (Crypt' Catchers) and when you read any of my OCs for this universe, they're written by a CC member.

Mary Harris is my first OC and I intend for her to be the main character of this verse - for now, at least - as I try to get all my ideas together.

This is the first part of her story and I plan to add more to it!

Hope we stick with it, lol!

August 1 - 9:47

"Eve started working on a new film. I don't know anything about it, nor did I ask, but she asked me to come meet her at the park to collect inspo. I would have turned her down, but its Eve - I can't tell her no.

I arrived late, got stuck behind the train and had to pick up donuts and coffee for the two of us, but I'm sure she won't be too mad."

Below is a case file on [Wolf Woman] and is deemed a [★★] threat. If you encounter her, please refer to the handbook on how to S.E.A..

Birth Name: Mary Anne Harris Birth Date: January 3, 1991 Place of Birth: Wedowee, Alabama Sex: Female Gender: Female Current Residence: Unknown (Notes: last spotted in Mobile, Alabama) Species: Lycanthrope (Notes: please refer to handbook under 'Species and Terminology')

WIP: Originally published on 8/7/2025 at 2:24 Last Edited: N/A

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I had a dream where Idia was forced to work all 7 days of the week at the Chip and Dale pop up restaurant and he was genuinely tweaking out because of it (I would too, to be fair).

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GUUUUYYYYSSSS!!!!

THE- THE MARBLE HORNETS!!! 🐝🐝🐝

WE'RE SO BACK BABY!

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I started Sim 3 Medieval and I did not realize... That you had different ambitions and you didn't have to stay with the same kingdom...

Anyways, my land-hungry monarch just had her bastard son with her building master (I forgot his name/title) because her stupid bard himbo is never home.

While doing that, she teamed up with the Shepardess of the Jacoban Church to send an inside into another kingdom. This kingdom is a religious kingdon led by a proxy (¤ - not that kind) of the Jacoban church. Wr basically groomed this rando into being a priest and sent hin over to run for their head of church (so their Pope basically) and we won. So now our guy feeds us political info from the inside.

Now I have 2 more countries to annex, but I can't do that without a bard and a smith 😒 And my well-being is low, so I might have to assassinate the queen and have her bastard son rule.

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I have minor in professional writing, btw 😔

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Hey guys! Today is the final day she's having her sale up, please go check it out!

NOT A PAID PROMOTION!!!

But...

My friend released her beauty brand!

She's been working on this for so long and we would all really appreciate it if you at least checked her out!

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I had a dream that I was getting cheased by Keanu Reeves and it was genuinely the most terrifying thing ever.

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Shout out to Argentina.

This sweet older lady gave me this tea made out of herbs that lowkey tasted a little like honey, shit was the bomb.

Gave me a fancy little wooden cup and straw to drink it with.

Forgot the name, but it was pretty good.

If anyone knows the name, please tell me!

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I did it...

I got the final sibling

The most stubborn one. The biggest challenge out of all the three younger siblings- I caught her in my trap.

She agreed to watch Twisted Wonderland when it comes out, making it her first ever anime and an official anime watcher. At least, under the condition that I watch Zombies 4... That fool.

I'VE ALREADY SEEN ALL 3!!!

I WIN!

I WILL HAVE TURNED ALL MY SIBLINGS INTO WEEBS!!! CONS! GROUP COSPLAYS! THEY'RE MINE NOW, MINE! HAHAHA!

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James Gunn put his superussy into Superman omg 😭 Needed a mood boost and Superman did just that. Love you Gunn, love you so much dude

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Man, been in a mood lately and been thinking about Ozzy a lot since his passing. Like, that's how I wanna live my life. Do something I love up until I can't. He did his final concernt and passed like the legend he is.

Idk, maybe I'm sentimental because I grew up on my mom's old rock mixtape and I listened to a lot of Ozzy. He seemed like such a cool dude from what I know.

Again, just a legend.

Just my thoughts.

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The lack of Jeff Hodek makes me want to pull my hair out. All the love to the Jeff Woods character, but Mr. Hodek has my heart.

I need to learn how to draw/write so I can contribute to his collection.

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NOT A PAID PROMOTION!!!

But...

My friend released her beauty brand!

She's been working on this for so long and we would all really appreciate it if you at least checked her out!

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I thought my boyfriend had a certain German dictator flag for his PC background...

It was the Zeon Flag.

From Gundam 😅

Scared me for second, ngl

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I want everyone to know that I'm the top liked comment on my sister's edgy JJK edit and it's just a bunch of people angry at me 😝 I wasn't even trying to ragebait, it fills me with such joy.

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So my bodybuilding, pro-athlete son, met this girl named Rory and I thought they were cute because they were both pretty athletic and loved being outdoors. Well, suddenly he keeps coming home in all these bites and marks. I knew Rory was doing this, so I demanded he break up with her. He refused until- one night on a full moon- my son turns into the furry beast and tears up my kitchen! He even growled at me!

He and Rory eventually stopped seeing each other after the fact, though, and eventually my son started seeing this new man- a stylish young man named Caleb! They seemed really in love until my son confided in me for advice about how he can't stand Caleb's smell and how he can't shake off this tense feeling of him not being his "soulmate." Well- they broke up and my son has thrown himself into reading these strange books.

I have connections, otherworldly connections. I think it's time I step in and introduce him to a friend of mine.