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Before the annual family gathering:

Nikolai: (walks out shirtless)

Brandon: dear, u cant go to the gathering without a shirt

Nikolai: hmph why? t-shirts r overrated way to much

Brandon: u will scare the fuck out of my family

Nikolai: well killian is fine with it

Brandon: thats why killian isn't considered family he stole my sister anyways WEAR A SHIRT (chucks shirt at nikolai)

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Just finished legacy of gods series. Help. I'm so in love.

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I actually found sth concerning:

(If u dont want ur fairytale acotar memory to be ruined just scroll)

so basically after scrolling through some anti inner circle posts I found out a few things:

1. feysand is soooo toxic like wtf really wtf (fans don't come to me im sorry but this is actually true)

2. when nessian went hiking its simply nesta going through the five stages of grief and then mental breakdown as much as cassian “seemed” to be helping her cassian didn't tell her anything about rhysand or feyre nesta could be overthinking and in the book it mentioned that she wanted to die

3. for the thing that feyre's pregnancy could kill her nobody told her rhysand pretends that it won't make her stressed but which mother doesn't have the right to know about her fate? and the fact that nesta was the only one who dared telling her that, even though her words are not really that nice

4. when elain was having problems dealing with her new life everybody fussed over her but when nesta needs help? armen called her a pathetic waste and randomly made up a law rhysand was acting all mad and all those kind of shit feyre used her high lady authority over her mor acting like she hadn't been doing the same since eris cassian didn't bother help elain packing all her stuff the only decent one is azriel (yes I'm kinda biased but its true)

5. conclusion:

-armen pretends to be oh-so-useful but is a bitch

-mor pretends she isn't getting drunk and having sex after eris

-rhysand is just toxic and red flag(idgaf is ur colorblind its true)

-feyre is just doing to same thing to nesta that tamlin did to her

-cassian is also toxic

-azriel is kind of normal

-lucien is the best male here other than azriel

-elain is too soft-hearted

-I feel bad for nesta

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Jace: hey alec how did ur paris date go?

Alec: ??? does that even count as a date we kinda ended a cult and fought infinite demons

Jace: ??? u don't call that a date?

Alec: ...

Magnus: ...

Jace: what? killing demons is my ideal date must do

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Warnings: SPOILER ALERT

anyone still crying over gavriels death we never got a grand father son reunion and sjm just killed him IM STILL CRYING

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WHY IS THIS SO CUTE!!

hope azriel can come out of his childhood trauma he doesn't deserve to have such a traumatic childhood :(

Healing his inner child ❤️‍🩹

@azrielappreciationweek Day 6 | Past & Future

As we all know, Azriel had an immensely traumatic childhood. For this commission, @duskcowboy and I wanted to show an adult Azriel comforting his younger self, healing his inner child, and finally letting the light in that he was once so deprived of 🥹♥️

Hope you all love it as much as we do!

♡ 🎨 by the incredible @mastiba on Instagram

♡ Commissioned by @duskcowboy and me!

♡ Please do not repost. Reblogs are preferred.

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Is it just me or does the best written azriel x reader fanfic always end in a tragedy

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!

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acotar series summed up in a few sentences:

Feyre fell in love with tamlin and went off to save him got into a bargain with rhys and then feyre got locked up and more saved her feyre and Rhys fell in love they went to hybern feyre got snatched back by tamlin feyre came back war started Rhys died feyre saved him happy ending

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Twisted men chat #3

Josh: ALEX WHY DONT U HANG OUT WITH ME

Alex: shut up I'm trying to focus

Christian: he's busy playing chess with me

Josh: I HATE U CHRISTIAN STOP STEALING ALEX FROM ME

Rhys: u can try to persuade ur sister to persuade alex

Josh: thanks rhys very helpful shes not going to listen shes too lovesick

Alex: JOSH WHERE TF R U IM COMING TO MURDER U

Josh: that got his attention but now I gotta run or else ill be dead

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percico stans: NICO LOVES PERCY PERCY SHOULD LOVE NICO BACK

solangelo stans: SHUT UP WILL IS HIS BF

percabeth stans: ... PERCY IS STRAIGHT WHAT DO U MEAN

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Short and simple description of shane and jessie's relationship in new york ruthless series:

Jessie: i love u but I dont want to love u

Shane: i love u but I cant give u a second chance and say it out

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Me: reads the sex scenes in rhapsodic with a straight face

Also me: reading des's vows and blushing

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Twisted men chat #2

Christian: guys help how do u kill a stuff toy

Alex: ???

Rhys: mr unicorn?

Josh: rip its head off and it'll die

Alex: christian a stuff toy isn't even alive

Christian: thanks josh alex ur not being helpful

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

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(At a interview)

Interviewer: what are you good at?

Me: um… reading smut with a straight face in public? Does that count?

Interviewer: OUT

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When callie found out that des didn't seek her for seven years was because of her bargain : she be like oh shit should have been more careful