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If I ever hit it big as a creative my love of yapping about my projects is going to interact extremely destructively with the obvious and proven inadvisability of being at all accessible to your audience on social media

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In spite of the pressure, I endure to chill.

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well… he tried.

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im gods weakest faggot

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I made a thing

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I cannot overstate how giddy I am with how adorkable Kim is with not only listening to Speadfreaks FM-the radio station that debuts music such as An Asshole is a Mouth for Shit (And I'm Puking)-but is soo embarrassed about it. Lieutenant it should be illegal to be this cute!

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Reasons why I would be a great mother

1. This morning Legend (the cat) swished his tail over my scented candle and I heard the sizzle and smelt the singed hair so I went to peer at the flame to see why he did that and the ends of my hair sizzled too

2.

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"This is your sign to-"

SILENCE AD

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Glad there's at least one sane voice in here.

Hey Inland baby I love you but could you go tie up necktie out back for me? I need to dig into this right now.

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Hey Inland baby I love you you're my signature skill but could you go tie up necktie out back for me? Mommy really needs to dig into this right now.

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OH SHIT THEY HAVE WARRIOR MONK IN DISCO ELYSIUM TOO??

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What is this electrolyte drink powder doing with 1000 mg of sodium??? Why is this nearly as salty as a ramen packet, this is disgusting!??

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Fucking hell necktie, don't tell me to kill this one!

Oh no yeah drunks have the ability to speak to "the player" that's why they're incomprehensible.

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Oh no yeah drunks have the ability to speak to "the player" that's why they're incomprehensible.

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its been 9 years and I'm still obsessed with this line read

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Spending a skill point to internalize the gay thoughts.