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everyone loves the idea of having a mouse girlfriend but nobody actually wants a mouse girlfriend.

would you carefully help her out of a mousetrap, drive 30 minutes to the nearest vet clinic, spend an obscene amount of money to cover medical costs and make sure she's as comfortable as possible while she heals? would you help her cope with the trauma of being separated from her mouse family by making your way to the store, buying her favorite cheese and letting her slip into a food coma in your shirt pocket late at night? would you help her find a job where she can't easily be stepped on by clueless coworkers? would you put her on your shoulder and walk her to the park on a warm summer day, and tell her you love her as the sun sets?

if you're not willing to help her jump over these hurdles as an outcast of a society that doesn't accommodate for people her size, then don't even spend a fucking second TELLING ME THAT'S THE KIND OF GIRL YOU WANT.

i would like you to look in the mirror and ask yourself, "would my friends and family still take care of me if i was 3 inches tall? would they help me open doors and carry me to my job? would they make sure i don't fall into boiling hot water in the kitchen? would they still love me if i was a mouse?"

you don't want a mouse girlfriend, you want a trophy wife. come back when you're ready to see mousegirls as people.

TRANSGENIC. It’s TRANSGENIC mice not TRANSGENDER oh my god I am going to launch that man into orbit.

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No chat I’m not gonna— I’m not gonna try and kill the human. No! No, Doctor Alphys specifically asked me not to— I’m not gonna… “Ratings +50 if you do it” Haha well okay

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YouTube poops are legitimately, unironically, provably art. Yes there are the rare ones like Awful Fawful's "Deliver Us" that are undeniably artistic in a conventional sense, but even the low-effort garbage that's just dick jokes and Mario saying fuck is inherently making a statement against the concept of copyright and intellectual property. It's saying that as soon as a piece of media is put out into the world, it belongs to everyone and can be twisted into any abomination possible no matter how much the rights-holders try to control and sanitize it. Nintendo wants you to forget the CDI Zelda games ever existed? Too bad, Morshu and King Harkinian are now more iconic than any of the new characters Nintendo has tried to push in the last decade. Warner Bros wants to crank out yet another soulless Scooby Doo reboot? Good luck giving it a single line as memorable as "I'll swooce right in!" or "if he's out here and we're in there and he's the sheriff and we're out here then I wanna know where's the caveman?"

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ok this is silly to reblog about but i got so excited about the amount of engagement i'm getting from a single post that i literally messaged my girlfriend "BABE ITS DOIN NUMBERS"

You know what? Fuck you.

gruvboxes your pride flags

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Mods asleep post post-canon Freemance yuri

I love these two so much

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You know what? Fuck you.

gruvboxes your pride flags

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Worst people to randomly body swap with:

Violin soloist in the middle of a philharmonic performance

The person in charge of counting down a rocket launch

Someone in the middle of an elaborate revenge plot or with a really bad hangover

The flyer in a cheer squad

Scratch that last one, even worse, a Cirque du Soleil performer

A preschooler, but specifically the unsupervised one that has just put a caterpillar in their mouth

Coyote Peterson

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PLEASE DO NOT THINK FOR EVEN A SECOND THAT YOUR VOICE WILL NOT HAVE AN IMPACT THIS IS LITERALLY THE BARE MINIMUM

I'm sorry for putting this in the BLM and stop Asian hate tag but in the last few days posts tagged with "Palestine" have not been showing up.

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https://youtu.be/9XgTlmPWPLs

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All knights are bastards

SHREK 2 (2004)

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haven’t seen anyone post about this yet but my family friend was murdered last week - she was a 24 year old trans woman.

her name was Natalia Smüt Lopez - she was a drag performer and a force to be reckoned with on the bay area scene.

she has left behind a family struggling to pay for funeral costs and many expenses.

ways you can help:

gofundme organized by her family

donate directly to her sister:

cash app: $ne55a7

venmo: Vanessa-Singh-7

please share if you can’t donate!!

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Hi, if you care about us Autistic folks then please boost this

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Hello hi it's me, y'all's gay cousin, I'm back again 🙃🙃🙃

My other post stagnated so here is the update on what I'm going thru rn

As a working poor person, getting sick and missing a week and 3 days of work had TANKED my already shit finances and I'm still not caught up 🙃🙃🙃

My PayPal is sailorsylvie@gmail.com

My cashapp is $sailorsylvie

My venmo is Serena-Manning

Thank you 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean

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@zennyaia​ :>

Pool Frog

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the children

By Jan and Odee