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Hi! I was wondering when porcelain breeds fully mature? I've seen people say from 1 year upto 20? I was thinking of adopting two adorable little purebred porcelains but I wanna make sure I have the right info first.

Hello lovely anon, thank you for the ask!

Because the porcelain trait occurs in so many breeds it can be difficult to nail down exactly when a porcelain clown is fully mature. The consensus is that once it’s exoskeleton has stopped thickening, it’s a full grown clown. Breeds with longer lifespans can take more time to reach maturity, 20-25 years. Smaller breeds usually fully mature in 20 years or under. So on average, the mature age for porcelains of any breed or size is around 22.

This is not to be confused with how long it takes for their exoskeleton to harden, which happens in the first 2 years of their lives. (This could be where you heard the 1 year estimate from?) A helpful way to understand this is to think of it like how a baby’s soft skull takes time to form a permanent shape. After the exoskeleton solidifies, it slowly builds up more and more layers for said 20 years and stops thickening when the clown is mature.

Good luck with your clowning and I hope you find the perfect porcelains for you!

:o)

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I'm making ONE hermicraft post, got it? Don't take the kids please it's a one time thing-

Please don't leave im making dreamsmp content too please-

Now that that's out of the way-

Hermitcraft family dynamic

Context: you are the middle child

DISCLAIMER: I am not shipping people in this, please do not take it that way. Its a fun post about family dynamics, where none are supposed to be connected to another to avoid creepy stuff. Thanks :]

Grian: your mothers brother. Fun at parties, always a glass of wine in hand. Bad puns at inappropriate moments

Scar: your fathers brother. Doesn't know what kids like, so usually gives you like 5 bucks whenever he sees you just to be safe.

Rendog: dad. Suburban dad, but like he's from the boonies and doesn't know how to act in the suburbs. You know what I mean.

Doc: dads friend from high-school. They grill. He's the guy who says "I remember you when you were *this* tall"

Cub: successful younger brother who is better than you at everything. Not in a bad way, He's just naturally talented but it sucks because now yall the disappointment.

Mumbo: your mothers friend who your father is worried about because he has better manners and can cook. Mumbo has no intention of taking your mother but your father sure seems to think so.

Impulse: your older brother who's probably the parents favorite, but has no idea. He went to college and only see him on the weekends now but always offers for you to come hang out (so hes cool)

Tango: your older siblings best friend whos so chaotic your always on edge when he's around. One time he tried to flirt with your mother. The next he offered your father a joint. A true abstract.

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Me: what if,,, Tommy was genderfluid?

Crowd: general acceptance, mild applause

Me, feeling risky: but is amab

Crowd: outburst of rage, unaceptance

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C!Wilbur is just the human version of "its acting weird? Try turning it off and on again."

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...what did he turn into after that????

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hi! :]

I'm bored, so if you reblog this I'll give you a free Tarot reading!!

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This is fantastic, thanks a lot!!!! <3

Hello! I was hoping to request a moodboard for a Hermitcraft Grian (maybe with ocean undertones 👀)? Hope your having a good day! - Grian

hi! here it is, sorry it took so long! :) i hope this is ok!

-mod schlatt

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Me: yeah, c!Tommy is ok I guess, I'm not a real big fan tho :/

Me when I'm writing fanfics and need a main character: *plucks angry blonde from main character bin* oh, Tommy? Perfect. :)))

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Instead of asking peoples zodiac signs can we ask which mcyt you're an apologist for? Then we would really know what's up. Sorry, Emma, I don't know what a fucking Gemini is but if your a Tommy apologist imma keep my distance

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DSMP but I give everyone a drag car

In honnor of Accelerate and my obsession over cars for literally no reason, I'm giving the boys some cool cars. Hell Yeah.

Dream:

A nice 2020 Lamborghini Aventador (SVJ if you want specifics). Fast, expensive as hell, and sounds super cool. I stg this car sounds so fucking good y'all should check it out

George:

Polaris Slingshot. This car has a fuckin impact on me, I love this car so much. It's not the fastest car, and technically it's not even a car (it's a motorcycle but shhhhh), it's hard to drive, it has only three wheels, but it looks cool, so yeah :)

Sapnap:

okay, now don't laugh, but a Ford f150. My dad has one of these and they are a breeze to drive, I really think that Sapnap would like it. It's fast, big, and surprisingly quiet for a truck.

Tommy:

Tommy would DOMINATE in a Hellcat. Holy fuck holy shit give this kid a Hellcat. It's super cool and fun and cool and it's a literal smoke machine and it's loud but like in a cool way holy crap holy shit please-

Tubbo:

Give the kid a Supra. NOT the 2020 version, though. In simple terms, the 2021 goes faster. a tiny bit expensive, but honestly? A pretty good car. Luxury sports car, but a unique-ish grill design is worth it.

Ranboo:

I think is a street racer AU, he would have a nice car but is too worried to drive it, but I'm giving him a car anyway. Now, this car just came out. and I mean Just. I give you, the Lamborghini Huracan STO. Fast. Barely legal. and I'm telling you this car purrs.

Purpled:

To finish of the truama minor gang, Here's a Chevrolet Corvette (C7 Z06). It rhymes, lmao. Aaaaanyway, it's fast as hell, and good for all kind of racing. Super cool.

I'mma make another post, but here's for the ones that have been bouncing around in my head at the moment lmao

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Im going to be honest, I didn't even notice

Im getting desensitized to this stuff Holy crap lmao

Ah yes, time to play the game of "is it Dream fan art with a beard or Philza fan art with short hair"

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Ah yes, time to play the game of "is it Dream fan art with a beard or Philza fan art with short hair"

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You know what I love about the dream smp?

The fact that we could have seen an enemies to lovers for Niki and Wilbur, but no, we said fuck that, we have enemies to lovers Wilbur and quackity with divorce kids Tommy and Charlie

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Thinking about Divorce AU! Charlie slimecicle since you guys liked the Tubbo one so much

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Me, sad that Karlnapity is no more cannon: =/

Me, seeing the opertunity of two more toxic people who most definitely are not good for each other but in a mansplain manipulate malewife way: =]

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So here's what I'm thinking.

We get Quackity and Charlie content. I'm hoping that Tommy goes and does some bullshit. I want Wilbur's crush on Quackity to escalate. I'm then hoping that we have Wilbur trying to become Charlies friend to show Quackity that he's cool, he likes his friends, but then I want a villan Charlie arc where he isn't actually just "dap me up!" And actually is an immortal all-knowing being that shows foolish what The Fuck is up and becomes an actual gaslight gatekeel girlboss God.

Or maybe just some more tnt duo pinning idk

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Might just write an angst fic, who knows, certainly not me