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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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pls the way i eat a family sized bag of chips and a grilled cheese sandwich as my meal of the day and then wonder why i’m so hungry

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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dere you go

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drinking life hack

mix alcohol with (non-caffeinated) diet soda

less calories than if it was made with the regular version

no caffeine means that you’ll feel the effects more

when mixed with alcohol, diet soda gets you more drunk than if the same amount of alcohol was mixed with regular soda

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the only news that’s important

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REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

9 million people fucking love dogs

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If ur arabic ur great If ur arabic and muslim ur great If ur arabic and queer ur great If ur arabic and muslim and queer ur great I know it seems hard to believe but you’re not bad you’re not awful

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I don’t care if I lose a thousand followers overnight, but if you think “tranny” or “shemale” are remotely acceptable ways to refer to a transgender person, please unfollow me.

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nobody:

absolutely nobody:

my dad while i’m trying to take a nap: *does the dishes for the first time in literally months, cleans for the first time in literally months, cooks for the first time in weeks, sings, talks to himself, grabs my feet and tries to have a conversation with me while rubbing my feet, and blasts CNN so loudly you can hear it 2 FUCKING FLOORS AWAY*

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you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

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my school had the fire alarm go off and we all thought it was a drill except for the teachers because we were supposed to have a fire drill the day before but it got cancelled due to bad weather. everyone was calm. not every school is the same but a lot of people were scared, even though we’ve been trained to not be scared. WEVE BEEN TRAINED TO NOT BE SCARED. THE TRAINING WORKED.

Do any other american high schoolers have intense survivor’s guilt and trauma with school shootings even though they weren’t at your school?

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

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Come get this dick-fil-a

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”