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what they look for in a partner ; seijoh ver. ⋆˚࿔

oikawa ; needs someone real. for how much of a mask he puts up, and how hard he is on himself, he cant afford being with someone who isnt who they say they are, or someone he has to dissect to even talk to. a partner that will stay, even when he’s at his lowest, and never makes him feel like he has to earn their love.Â
iwaizumi ; looks for someone honest. cant stand mind games or people who say one thing and mean another, but not like oikawa who cant afford it, iwaizumi just cant stand it, even in people he doesnt want romantically. wants a love that is steady, built on trust and not pretense.
hanamaki; wants someone who doesnt take life too seriously. is attracted to people who bicker back with him, but let him know if he’s being too much and why. would not be compatible with people who fret over everything and need a minute by minute schedule, and are more often than not just rolling with it.
matsukawa ; someone independent. wants someone who doesnt rely on him for everything, and have their own life outside of him. needs a partner who can match his energy, who isnt afraid to tease him back but is comfortable with the silence.Â
kyotani ; looks for someone who is understanding. he doesnt open up easily, if at all, and is a lot to handle by most people’s standards. probably couldnt be with someone ‘softer’ because he’s scared he would influence them or accidentally do something terrible and they wouldnt tell them. he may act like he doesn’t care, but deep down, he just wants to feel safe with someone.
yahaba ; wants someone who is confident. finds excessive, overwhelming insecurity frustrating. he understands, of course. everyones insecure about something, but when it starts to dictate his entire life to, he’s gone. he wants a partner who doesn’t shrink under pressure, someone who can challenge him without turning everything into a competition.
kindaichi ; someone who is supportive. he wants someone who believes in him, who won’t laugh at his dreams or tell him he’s not good enough. a love with him should feel like teamwork—lifting each other higher, never actually dragging each other down.
kunimi ; needs someone low-maintenance. he doesn’t do drama, doesn’t want a relationship that feels like effort—he wants something easy, something that feels like breathing. he likes people who understand that silence isn’t awkward, that not every moment needs to be filled with words.Â
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i really want one of these as a pet or a plush
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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
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Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta
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GIRL HELP I AM UNDERGOING MITOSIS
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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.
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Boothill Crush/Relationship Headcanons
A/N: Again!!! Sorry for disappearing, school has been beating me up. I'm hoping this is good since it's definitely been a while since I've written anything like this!!
Boothill With A Crush:
I cannot see this man as the shy type as hard as I may try, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have his moments
When Boothill has a crush on someone, I don't think he'd come right out and say it
Not at first, at least
Seeing as he's a Galaxy Ranger and all, he'd probably be a little hesitant to actually act on his feelings
He would probably want to make sure you're aware of the fact that he's a wanted man, as well as the kind of lifestyle he leads
That being said, after he's sure of his feelings and that you would be willing to possibly be with him, he'd probably confess to you
I think he'd be the type of person who tries to subtly joke around with you in an attempt at flirting
As far as the confession goes, I can see him as the type to do it over a few drinks just to keep the atmosphere more relaxed and casual
Probably wouldn't make a big fuss out of it. If you say no, you say no. But if you say yes, there's no doubt that he'll be happy about it
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Actual Relationship Headcanons:
At the beginning of your relationship with Boothill, it would probably be spent getting to know each other a little better, even if you two were already kind of close before
Mainly stuff like what your favorite foods are, if you have any hobbies, what you two have in common, etc.
He's more likely than not a respectful guy, especially when it comes to you
I can definitely see him as being one of the more protective types as well
Even if he is a wanted criminal, he would try to take you out on dates when he can, whether they're big or small
All that really matters to him is getting to spend time with you
He's also very loyal, which is always a good thing
He tries his best not to upset you, and feels really bad if he ever does
If you're a human or something along those lines, I can see him being the type to really enjoy holding you
He just enjoys how soft you are compared to his mostly metal body, since I believe he misses his human body even if it's just a little bit
He also really likes to stare into your eyes
The color of them doesn't matter to him
They're yours, of course he's going to love them
Outside of that, he'd probably try to learn how to make your favorite foods, drinks, etc.
Like you don't really even have to ask him to, he just does it on his own
I personally believe that one of his main love-languages would be acts of service, since that's what I think fits him best
When it comes to things like marriage, I think he would ideally want to get married, but is hesitant about it given the whole wanted criminal thing
He just doesn't want to risk putting you in danger for something like that
However, if you're okay with taking that risk and can manage to convince him, he'd propose as soon as he could
Overall I think he'd make an amazing boyfriend, everything aside, and would definitely love you to no end
#boothill headcanons#boothill x you#boothill honkai star rail#boothill x reader#boothill hsr#boothill#hsr boothil#hsr x reader#hsr#honkai star rail#honkai sr
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M. List
Boothill Crush/Relationship Headcanons
A/N: Again!!! Sorry for disappearing, school has been beating me up. I'm hoping this is good since it's definitely been a while since I've written anything like this!!
Boothill With A Crush:
I cannot see this man as the shy type as hard as I may try, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have his moments
When Boothill has a crush on someone, I don't think he'd come right out and say it
Not at first, at least
Seeing as he's a Galaxy Ranger and all, he'd probably be a little hesitant to actually act on his feelings
He would probably want to make sure you're aware of the fact that he's a wanted man, as well as the kind of lifestyle he leads
That being said, after he's sure of his feelings and that you would be willing to possibly be with him, he'd probably confess to you
I think he'd be the type of person who tries to subtly joke around with you in an attempt at flirting
As far as the confession goes, I can see him as the type to do it over a few drinks just to keep the atmosphere more relaxed and casual
Probably wouldn't make a big fuss out of it. If you say no, you say no. But if you say yes, there's no doubt that he'll be happy about it
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Actual Relationship Headcanons:
At the beginning of your relationship with Boothill, it would probably be spent getting to know each other a little better, even if you two were already kind of close before
Mainly stuff like what your favorite foods are, if you have any hobbies, what you two have in common, etc.
He's more likely than not a respectful guy, especially when it comes to you
I can definitely see him as being one of the more protective types as well
Even if he is a wanted criminal, he would try to take you out on dates when he can, whether they're big or small
All that really matters to him is getting to spend time with you
He's also very loyal, which is always a good thing
He tries his best not to upset you, and feels really bad if he ever does
If you're a human or something along those lines, I can see him being the type to really enjoy holding you
He just enjoys how soft you are compared to his mostly metal body, since I believe he misses his human body even if it's just a little bit
He also really likes to stare into your eyes
The color of them doesn't matter to him
They're yours, of course he's going to love them
Outside of that, he'd probably try to learn how to make your favorite foods, drinks, etc.
Like you don't really even have to ask him to, he just does it on his own
I personally believe that one of his main love-languages would be acts of service, since that's what I think fits him best
When it comes to things like marriage, I think he would ideally want to get married, but is hesitant about it given the whole wanted criminal thing
He just doesn't want to risk putting you in danger for something like that
However, if you're okay with taking that risk and can manage to convince him, he'd propose as soon as he could
Overall I think he'd make an amazing boyfriend, everything aside, and would definitely love you to no end
#boothill#hsr#honkai star rail#boothill hsr#boothill headcanons#boothill honkai star rail#boothill x reader#boothill x you#hsr x reader#honkai sr
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your cum does not impress me dr watson
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why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.
IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.
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