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the greatest stories ever told ...

have a hero who must be bold — !

i dont think ill ever get over how my tumblr watermark looks like 'slut' esp beside paul 'definitely a virgin til his 30s' matthews 😭

close-ups under the cut !!

reblogs appreciated !!

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i wanna say richie would be good at ddr but i feel like its moreso he likes the concept of it. i dont think his coordination is that good and he'd be dripping sweat before his first song ends. just dance he can semi do but thats bc everythings on the screen. he also needs the wiimote strap on as tight as it can go bc it Will slip from his hand at least once and pete doesnt wanna risk that since hes the one w just dance on his wii

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i completely forgot i made a reblog acc and reblogged smth before my big grace post ARGHR and i cant UNREBLOG it bc thats FUCKED UP!!!

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whatever u do, dont think abt baby grace being loved and cherished so much by her parents who, despite not entirely knowing what they were doing at the time, knew for certain that they would love their baby as much and as hard as they could. dont think about karen chasity, tired and touched out but holding her baby girl in her arms because this is a life that was gifted to her, a baby so innocent and pure that she brought into this world with her husband at her side the entire time. dont think about mark chasity working as best as he can to provide for his small family, coming home after a long day and beelining for whatever room his wife is in, hoping to catch their daughter during one of her wake windows. baby grace, who looks almost exactly like her father, save for karens curl pattern. baby grace, who karen talks to all day long in order to keep herself sane throughout her postpartum because talking through her plans for the day is much better than overthinking and spiralling into anxiety. baby grace, who waddles into marks at-home office room and crawls into his lap to look at the different home interior plans on his desk while he works. little grace chasity with routine, with ambitions, hopes, and dreams, with steady support and a loving family. little grace chasity who has no idea whats to become of her before she even hits 20.

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idk if its fortunate or unfortunate that im only seeing this now after drafting a human wiggly design where i intentionally tried to make his hair represent tentacles LOLL op i understand u i saw the vision before this post found me

we should start drawing wiggly’s hair like tentacles. like medusa and her fuckin snake things

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I have a little headcanon that a lot of Pete’s clothes are hand me downs from Ted during his ‘Teddy’ era. Dorky sweaters and such. Notably the sweater pete wears in NPMD, which I think Jenny picked out for ted back in the day.

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𝗍𝗁𝖾⠀  ..⠀  𝑇𝐼𝑀𝐸⠀𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐃 !!

featuring — talking heads , elton john , nickelback , aerosmith , and more .. !

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a TED SPANKOFFSKI playlist [ semi - canon + indulgent ]

playlist link in title !

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idk if anyone will even care but i absolutely adore justine n putrice so much like. smth abt the older sister trying to guide the younger sister, smth abt an older sister n younger sister just BITCHIN to each other and it being so casual without them outright wanting each other to actually die, smth about older sisters who are met w hurtful words from their moms but are so quick to move past it bc thats their mom, smth abt being put down by a member of family but still seeking/receiving comfort from them, smth about the girlhood or lack thereof, smth about wanting to be wanted whether it be romantically or otherwise, smth about taking the skin of someone who once was so modest n humble in order to sexualise it and turn it into something completely different,,,, yeah

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another summoning goes wrong au doodle before i go back to working on something else

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the lovers… oh nick lang i am in your walls

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hollowcross enjoyers yall should check this ouwt ,'p teoki crode

would you fall in love with me again? : hollowcross ( miss holloway / wilbur cross ). 3,731 words. mature.

Post- nut clarity hit for Missy Hollow, in a way she didn’t expect. | angst, hurt/comfort. co-written with @strlitetheatre

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jason jepson is bisexual hit post now

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so . in regards tew my last last post.. @watcherwrld

yippee!!

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⠀⠀⠀ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ hey , over here !

come on down , meet me at the bleachers .. ｡･ﾟﾟ･

⠀||⠀𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑹𝑶 𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑹𝑶 𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑹𝑶 !!⠀||

༊*·˚ adult [ 19 , sept 22 ] . any / all pronouns .  virgo ☉ taurus ☾ aries ↑ .  desi [ bengali ] , canadian .  queer ; bisexual , genderfluid , polyamorous .  isfp / infj ,  1w9 .  uni student , ongoing psych major .  neurodivergent , mentally ill , terrible memory . nonhuman ?

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༊*·˚ eye emojis helwo .. im so intimidated by hatchetblr LMFAO but im DINO or BEAR !! i hope to have a good fun time ,'] my inactive asf main blog is @sleebiebear , the weird-activity hf oc rp blog i share with my wife [ @misshollowayss ] is @swinginthehatchet , my FRESH NEWBORN sideblog is @watcherwrld and my reblog account is @strlitestage if anyone even caresss and i currently have art comms open ! ask me about it if u want :p

LINKS⠀:⠀pinterest⠀spotify⠀art ig⠀ao3

༊*·˚ more about this blog under the cut !!

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༊*·˚ on the topic of the blog itself , i feel like its kinda obvious but to state it again ; this is a mainly STARKID / HATCHETFIELD-CENTRIC BLOG !! hatchetfields been a pretty big fixation for the past few months for me and Boy do i have thoughts on it as well as starkids other projects . there will [ hopefully ] be pretty 50/50 ratio on my own posts vs reblogs , but whenever i go on about a certain chara or charas , i will be tagging accordingly !! i like sorting :33 and in terms of warnings , ill try to tag certain things that need trigger and / or content warnings , but also theres a lot of crazy shit going on in hatchetfield !! i cant even remember everything but ill tag depending on posts !!

DNI⠀:⠀basic dni criteria we all know it . terfs . ai users or enablers / enjoyers . vivziepop / helluva boss / hazbin hotel enthusiasts sorry i just am not too comfy w that .

BYF⠀:⠀i will mainly be interacting w other starkid-related blogs n posts , if you are 16 or below or just have 'minor' in your bio i dont mind if you interact but i most likely will not interact / follow back just because im not fully comfy w that . i do need tonetags and i will use tonetags regularly ! i do make kms / kys jokes but most of the kys jokes will most likely be in the context of me talking abt characters and will be tagged accordingly .

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༊*·˚ in terms of whooo i’ll be talking about ,  i usually have a few specific characters rotating my brain like a revolvin door ,  but on top of canon hatchetfield characters ,  i also have a lot of ocs for hatchetfield !!  i will most likely throw some of them into the wind every now and then because oc creation is a big outlet for me and a key way of how i show my love for a media !  if i make an oc for it u KNOW im in deep lol ,  but for now i’ll mostly have a concise list of charas i’ll mainly be talking about on here ,’] ofc this list is not set in stone and i’ll prolly talk about a lot more !

༊*·˚ i ALSO indulge very heavily in . a good amount of oc/canon shipping ,  non-canon shipping ,  and multi-shipping ,  so i may speak on that sometimes too .  if thats a bother to anyone then feel free to click off ,  idrc !  i do it because its fun and im abnormal about characters lmfao ,  but i know its not everyones cup of tea .  just a warning !!

CANON⠀:⠀[ my interpretations of ] the spankoffski family ,  the matthews family ,  the chasity family [ specifically mark and karen ] ,  the jägerman family ,  ruth fleming , charlotte sweetly ,  the workin boys ,  emma perkins ,  gary goldstein , linda monroe ,  the foster family ,  pokotho ,  bliklotep ,  t’noy karaxis , jason jepson , melissa dean , roman murray .

ORIGINAL CHARACTERS⠀:⠀dania + didrika kumar ,  olive matthews [ yeah we alr know where this ones going ] ,  penelope + samson kline ,  fredrick + erica + james buchanan ,  goldie rosalind cross [ ... lol ] ,  cj + gabriel elijah + elodie mae walker ,  blake + beau + brahm devaney ,  adonis heliach-ancunín ,  benjamin kingston , genevieve grosven , yori + himika + hansik kutsuki , evelina florentino , quinn dersey , jay macnamara [ ..... LOL. ] , magdalena whitstone .

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༊*·˚ i was gonna talk abt my taggin system but bah. literally just put #dino talks hatchetfield or any characters full name [ ex. #dino talks paul matthews or dino talks whatever family ] , #dino yaps , or #dino does art , and smth will def show up .

༊*·˚ ted and pete + tinky + ted + mark graphics / dividers by @misshollowayss . blinky + tinky + pokey gifs by @cherrieguroo .

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THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON ( TINKYS BUDGET )

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thinking abt making a separate blog to throw all my starkid-related chara playlists and boards n whatever onto. i feel like itd help me organize this blog a lot better but IDKK!! i wanna be able to share my playlists n boards n whatever bc they make me happy n id love to see how people analyze them based on my perception of the charas but maybe thats a lil self-centred habdksndj

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A man and his son