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hey dude lemme just bestow my holy blessing upon ye itll be great i prommy

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no skin off my nose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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oh so when other people acquire hex crystals on their birthday its "treating themselves" but when i, the machine herald,

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i simply think the vengeful ghost of a long-dead king should look like more of a Wretch (xmas present for @hokage!)

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guy who owns a stove and cooks over it but doesnt actually use it to heat anything up. whats wrong with him.

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keep sucking his flat face!!!!!

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want to exchange money for goods and services? I'll draw your characters. I'll draw your video game wife. I'll draw your characters kissing your video game wife. The world is your oyster!

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email ghaecky@gmail.com or DM me via @stropdraws

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ah shit bro its the worms again - comm for @hokage!

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POV you are late on your debt repayments so the communists have sent their best Weird Horse Girl to collect

ref for my sapphicworld rpg character, born-again tax deductible / taxde! her body is...most and inconsistent.

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hi! did you ever get to develop or play alecto? I love the art you did for her so much

thank you!! unfortunately i did not T-T

although, i did borrow a lot of her concepts for a critrole OC ("strop," i hear you asking, "isn't that just another d&d character." and you would be right. but also wrong.) AND i'm now in a shadowrun campaign ft. an equally-wretched woman who i Really Sould draw properly at some point

(one of these days i also need to draw alecto's patron*, aka the mistress of blades, who is a horrible beastly amalgamation of woman and wolf and blade and whose weapons really were never meant to fall into the hands of humans, because when they do, said humans end up Like That. her domain is the Hunt, not in the sense of the chase but in the consumption and the body of something else sustaining your body and the carcass left behind.

if you hold onto one of her weapons long enough it starts to transform you, and from the outside it looks like corruption but that implies evil and it's not really evil it's just...a wolf killing a deer or even a human isnt doing it out of malice. the things the mistress of blades gives to the hunt are only things meant to help with survival. but when you give those things to humans stuff goes wrong, because humans DO have the capacity for evil. so to protect you the sword has to make you into something that isn't human anymore.)

(but it's also not even like. "to protect you" because that implies it's deliberate, it's not it's just instinct again. all this just to say that in a world where she managed to get a handle on things alecto would be able to get down with some really funky werewolf shit, but for now she is simply Going Through It.)

anyways thnx for coming to my tedtalk

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what if he was uhhhhhhhhh fucking green. i think thatd be sexy. [alt version under the cut]

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i am the bellows. i am the forge. i am the hammer which shapes the sword.

redraw of this piece from 5 years ago!

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every day i wake up. i think about world of warcraft fungus guys.

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BEEP BEEP NEIGH HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY

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sometimes you wield the sword, sometimes the sword wields you

alecto found a sword with a guy’s hand grown into it and went yeah i can make a personality out of this. love u my unhinged little warlock/barbarian. wish there was even a remote chance of me ever getting to play you :,)

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realizing i never actually posted this so here’s a comm i did for @constantineshusband a while back :D

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can i interest you in some catholic lesbianisms in this trying time <3