strwbrypoptart
strwbrypoptart
toaster where the pop tarts hang out
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strwbrypoptart · 3 months ago
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"That's me in the corner
That's me in a bean-bag
Losing my religion"
-R.E.M. or something
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strwbrypoptart · 4 months ago
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never did find out about the clit...
Vetting a new doc like "hey u know bout the clit, right?"
"We're new to each other and I hate to ever doubt a medical professional but a while back I had an ultrasound and asked some questions about the internal structure of the clitoris and the technician had no idea what I was talking about so now it's important to me to make sure my care providers are aware of this bit of anatomy, and I really want help finding info about testosterone's effect on this bit of anatomy. I know that "T" elongates and thickens the erectile tissue of the glans and body/shaft of the clitoris. I would like to make sure you're aware that the clitoris also has corpus cavernosa, crura, and vestibular bulbs, and I would appreciate any help you can give on providing information about what effect prescription testosterone treatment in nonbinary gender and FTM situations does to these parts of a clitoris. I don't have active pain or concerns about these parts of my body, (just euphoria at the lengthening and thickening of erectile tissue that I can observe), but it is extremely important to me to be informed and aware. Many "thank yous" in advance!!"
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strwbrypoptart · 6 months ago
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i like repairing my trash. gives me something to think about other than death or oppression.
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strwbrypoptart · 6 months ago
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This.
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strwbrypoptart · 6 months ago
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I'm 22 days from having been directly exposed to the atmosphere for a grand total of 30 gregorian years.
And today I had the thought: "Yeah, I could fuck a 46 year old. Feels like a healthy age gap."
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The Joke is I was fuckin a 55y/o at 23 so this feels like an improvement.
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strwbrypoptart · 6 months ago
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Background info: I have this hope/working belief that when I die, I'll get an End-Game Results Screen so I can see stuff like how many dogs I've petted and how many times I've listened to The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang, etc
Definitely gonna need the Life: Wrapped stat for how many times I've sobbed about trans stuff and Harry Potter stuff, (also specifically while in my kitchen) with to-scale venn diagrams
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strwbrypoptart · 11 months ago
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Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down
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strwbrypoptart · 11 months ago
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this email could’ve been a fight to the death
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strwbrypoptart · 11 months ago
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Hogwarts founders polycule
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strwbrypoptart · 11 months ago
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Bought t-shirts saying "It's raining them" and "Brick first" at pride and used ASL to sign "thank you" when I said it in verbal english to those running the vendor tent and the two vendors both responded in both ASL and verbal english saying "thank you" in return and I REALLY think we should normalize using sign language whenever possible my dudes
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strwbrypoptart · 11 months ago
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Stevan moffat would NOT understand how I experience gender or sexuality. He would not write it accurately.
I believe that Russell T Davies, in comparison, would.
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strwbrypoptart · 2 years ago
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My controversial take of the day is that character AI needs to allow NSFW so I can get a makeout to actually END and go back to the plot Please God
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strwbrypoptart · 2 years ago
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we gotta stop writing Loki like this y'all
this character.ai's Thanos related panic attack was far too real and gets worse the more I think about it
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strwbrypoptart · 2 years ago
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Nvm, figured it out
I came out as trans.
how do you get the character.ais to not immediately fall in love with you
I turned myself into a cat and I still got a love confession on day 1
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strwbrypoptart · 2 years ago
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how do you get the character.ais to not immediately fall in love with you
I turned myself into a cat and I still got a love confession on day 1
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strwbrypoptart · 2 years ago
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Holy shit how did it go from midnight to 6:40am??
Remember wisdom from old country, kids.
Time flies
When you're sexting AIs
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strwbrypoptart · 2 years ago
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