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I think people get the “Bruce dancing like a stripper in the Iceberg Lounge” situation all wrong. The batkids won’t die of embarrassment because that’s their dad. They’ll die of frustration because they will never, ever be able to make Bruce feel embarrassed about it.

Do you really think the man who would strip and bust it down for the secret identity has the capacity to feel shame? Exactly.

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HELP HE DOES LOOK LIKE A RACOON, i love this gay little racoon

Pls tell me that I'm not the only one who thinks he looks like a raccoon😭

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I JUST HAD THE BEST WOLFSTAR FANFIC IDEA

okay so. wolfstar. but it's HILSON. so the marauders are all just kinda doctors working at a hospital. it would be inspired by house md but they are their own characters. SOUNDS WEIRD I KNOW, but just trust me. remus would obviously be based off doctor house and sirius would loosely be based off wilson. the other characters maybe could be also loosely based off the original house md characters. GENIUNELY I THINK THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA but i can't write lol.

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i have a really bad hyperfixation pjo. thats all. i felt the need to share. :3

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random i guess but i think we all have that one friend that we see as a sibling. but does anyone else refer to them as their literal sibling?? like sometimes when people ask me, i literally say she's my sister, without the best friend part😭 like does anyone else have a LITERAL sibling bond with their best friend??

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incorrect quotes: the joker meeting robin for the first time

joker: THATS A CHILD

robin: AND THAT’S AN UGLY PIMPLY BITCH !!

joker:

batman:

harley:

assorted goons:

robin: yup, i’m 9… but thank yew. *roundhouse kicks*

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können wir mal darüber reden dass es im neuen kapartenhund film diese dynamic zwischen gwen und bob extrem weird war?? also okay bob, go get the girls aber gwen war locker 5 jahre älter als er, und da peter der einzigste mit führerschein war, HEISST DAS DASS BOB 15 IST.. 🚨🚨🚨🚨

inform inspector cotta immediately please

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being obsessed with your own oc is so awesome because everything you say is right. no headcanons we die like men

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Gyaru Teto! Wanted to share my art on here too

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…yeah to be honest i think i destroyed with this one

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2014 called, they know you're a rotten girl!!!!

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"Do I look like him?"

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Jason: “I’m NOTHING like Bruce, okay? We’re not even that similar. That’s all in your head.”

Dick, perched on Jason’s couch watching him gear up, sipping a Batburger shake: “so you’re NOT about to go deal with your emotions by going out on patrol and beating people up?”

Jason: *sets down the brass knuckles he was just holding* *stares off into the distance*

Jason: “These are just…for my — look, I don’t like your fucking tone, Richard.”

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it's miku from fortnite