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Meet Vanessa Canis! She is an energetic cocker spaniel with the mind of one of those cliche Disney princesses, and a passion for the arts. She is the only one in the group to have a nice, cozy little home. After accidentally stumbling across the gang on an afternoon walk, she now often makes visits to the alleyway, much to everyone's excitement. She has a knack for painting, and she loves to show off her work. She enjoys watching Brett's mini one-man performances, as well as listening to Scott's music. She is an automatic mood brightener for the group.

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Meet Brett Columba Livia! He is a silly little pigeon with a bad cocaine addiction. And for some reason, has a huge obsession over Broadway. Theater is his passion, and he'll make that abundantly clear. If you can hear a showtune, you can be certain that he's somewhere nearby. Brett's biggest dream is to be a Broadway star. It's his special interest, after all. What could be better than performing on a stage in front of a large audience? To him, nothing could beat that. He likes to ramble to his friends, especially his best friend, Scott. Brett dreams to be the star of the show, and to finally get the attention that he lacked throughout his life. All he wants is to be seen. He'll do something incredible! (He claims.)

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Meet Richard Canidae! He is a depressed golden retriever with an unhealthy alcohol addiction. He mainly uses it as a way to cope with his divorce. He lived a nice, happy life until his wife suddenly up and left him, leaving him with nothing but a goodbye note on the fridge. Aside from working a minimum wage job, he has nothing better to do than hanging out in the local alleyway with the others. He can be found sitting on his ass and getting wasted, often becoming bubblier and friendly once the alcohol is in his system. He'll often go along with what the others have planned for the day. He'll listen to Matthew's ramblings, Scott's music, and even Brett's theater shenanigans. But he wants nothing more than to see his daughter and wife again.

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Meet Scott Felis! He is a silly little cat-nip addict. He is pretty good at the acoustic guitar. In fact, music is one of his favorite hobbies. His biggest dream is to become a world-famous musician.

The most laid back of the bunch, he can be found happily strumming away at his guitar. He is blind in his right eye (ignore the inconsistency in the second pic) after a confrontation in his past. He is skilled at shoplifting, often sneaking a snack or a few records out of local stores. One groundbreaking hit is all it'll take, he claims.

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Meet Matthew Hyaena Brisson! He is a silly little hyena who has a horrible weed addiction, a lazy attitude, and a short temper. Procrastination is his only enemy.

He aspires to be a doctor of some kind but is too lazy to actually achieve his dreams. Instead, he opts to hang out in a local alleyway with his close friends. In his free time (which is always), he can be found lounging in his decrepit beanbag chair and smoking a good old blunt. He's a very chatty person, especially when he's high.

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Introduction

This is a blog that is created to show off my OCs, their lore, and the extensive story that I have created about them that simply lives inside my head. I must show them to the world. They need to flourish.