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Microdosing being stuck in a time look by looping one song and doing data entry
#data entry#time loop#but it’s like#time loop (positive)#today it’s How It’s Done#kpop demon hunters
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Nothing really mattress
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The problem with making ramen eggs is that it's so hard to not eat a truly preposterous amount of eggs in a day
#ramen eggs#it’s so easy#which is a problem#how many is a normal amount of eggs to eat in a day?#5?#because I’m at 5#i’m using sheer willpower to not eat the other 3 in my fridge
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Do you think in the event the world ended and we couldn’t reliably make prescription glasses anymore that we’d pass down stronger scripts like hermit crabs getting in a line to change shells?
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So Jesus was definitely circumcised. And God was definitely not circumcised (man in his image obvs). So what secret third thing is going on with the Holy Ghost’s dick?
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I have a trade deficit with Starbucks because I keep buying iced coffee and they won’t subscribe to my OnlyFans
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I like to cook with love. And by love, I mean mishrooms
#mushrooms#fun fact#asia has stricter mushroom standards than the US that’s why shiitake mushrooms taste better when imported#this knowledge has really stepped up my game
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What did I have for dinner?
The sane, evasive answer: A salad
The correct, unhinged answer: 4 zucchini
1. Take a zucchini and slice it into circles
2. Spray oil, salt, pepper, grated parmesan reggiano
3. Cook at 425 for like 12-15 min until the parmesan turns brown and crispy
4. Try not to eat it all in one night (you can fail this step)
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Man I love showering in the fall
It’s raining outside (cold)
And inside (warm)
#showering at night means i can think through my day#and jam out to tunes#and theres no time limit until the hot water runs out#how about getting in the warm box then going into the cosy bed??#man i love fall#and inside (warm)#shower thought
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So I attended a murder mystery dinner party where we all went as different musicians. The best bit of the night was when the “private investigator” said she would be answering individual questions.
I (dressed as Sinead O’Connor) just had Cindi Lauper whisper to me the phrase, “Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is asking her what Scissoring is”
#i don’t know how to tag this#lesbians#mozart#it was a very fun evening honestly#not the least of which because mozart was shocked by the lights and flushing toulets#but definitely did hit the vape#Jimmy Buffet’s secret task was to spread a rumor about me#that turned into a game of telephone that ended when Elton John accused me of being part of the NRA#i think the rumor was supposed to be IRA fraud#the murder was them chucking a skeleton onto the floor#and she had been murdered by an ozempic overdose#stolen from liza manelli#simon and garfunkel were going through a nasty breakup#and i got to be in character to tell people about Luce the pope’s anime girl mascot#it was amazing#irl
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Want the most insanely good vinaigrette for salad ever? Want to go fucking rabid???
Tbsp of balsamic vinegar or whatever fancy fun fruity vinegar you got, Tbsp of olive oil, Tbsp of soy sauce, tsp of dijon. Mix that shit up.
Add pear slices and bleu cheese to the salad if you feel like a fancy bitch.
#salad#vinaigrette#recipe#i just ate like three bowls of salad#its so easy and tasty#got that salt fat acid mixxxxx
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The secret to good stir fry is to reject the hubris of creating a better sauce and use mushroom stir fry sauce from a bottle
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