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Elves in fantasy settings should sometimes have notches taken out of their ears like stray cats.
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Gaz is only bashful when Farah flirts with him. She doesnt back down, holds his gaze and turns him into a fucking puddle with a knowing smile. He hates it in the best way possible. Even thinking about it later makes him get the little ghost of a smile on his lips.
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Please there's so much going on.
Gaz is so happy, Nik's cute grin, the touch between Price and Laswell (the thumb rub John does that may as well be a hug with how tender it is), SOAP'S FUCKING FUMING FACE
Soap immediately holding his hand out to Laswell for a shake, Price beelining for Nik
Gaz leaning out the way when Nik reaches for Price. Gaz and Laswell's fucking faces
This whole fucking scene: how long that touch lasts and Gaz and Laswell saying hi
Soap seeing all this and looking to Ghost
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After Soap passes, Simon gets a journal of his with a bunch of doodles. He looks at the pictures and smiles, relaxing that Soap had drew him on the mundane moments in the day. But his memories was so good. He memorized his face from that small moment in Las Almas, and he put that in place of the mask.
Simon at the bar when they learned of Makarov, holding the picture, but his face shows anger in just those eyes.
Simon laying prone while sniping, concentrated with a set jaw.
Simon smoking with his cigarette lazily hanging from his lips, a habit he had zero idea Soap knew.
Every one is carefully crafted, even if it's rough and he feels so love. It quells the heartbreak he feels for a little while, knowing his Johnny saw him.
Then he flips on one where Simon is in a wolf onesie with only his face showing. Simon hates how hard he laughs because of fucking course that man wouldn't leave one serious thing good.
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saw an elderly woman walking around with a tote bag whose design were the four AO3 fic category squares and she very excitedly asked if i was a reader or a writer bcs nobody else at the con had recognized it, and after telling her that i've been writing fic since fanfic.net, she solemnly nodded and explained that she'd been reading fic since "the days of personal websites" but that she only started writing fanfic when she was 47 and oh my god when i tell you that i genuinely teared up on the spot!!!!! like!!! HELL YEAH???? LITERALLY NEVER TOO OLD TO START WRITING. NEVER TOO OLD TO WRITE AND SHARE YOUR FIC.
her enthusiastic "i'm a very nice and bubbly person, i swear! but i love writing angst and major character death :)" nearly took me the fuck out.
icon. legend. diva. i wish her nothing but a kajillion million comments and kudos. i hope her fic updates crash AO3. i hope she knows i'm promoting her to my personal patron saint of AO3.
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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are
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Gaz is a compelling character and we should discuss him more. Sure Ghost is chock-a-block o' trauma, and that's fun to explore. But Gaz in game explores morals vs duty like none of the rest. He joins the 141 because he truly believes he can make a difference. He wants to know he's on the side of good. But once he sees action, and he's forced to do things he disagrees with, he becomes disillusioned. Price tells him they have to get their hands dirty to keep world peace, but does Gaz believe him? Does he even have a choice anymore?
CoD is a military propoganda machine to make boys enlist. I think if it wasn't so far up its own ass, Gaz would be able to have these questions more explicitly. Man, I would love a story about how nobody wins in war with Gaz as the main character. The dichotomy of Ghost and Gaz because they both believe they have nowhere else to go besides the battlefield, and the way Gaz and Soap were both so eager to enlist. The pressure Gaz might feel whenever Price praises him because he doesn't know if he wants to be there, and he's nervous he might replace Price once he retires.
Also people on Tumblr are so weird about his character, either excluding him entirely when they discuss the 141 or just calling him cute. He has CHARACTER damnit!! If we can mischaracterize every other member to satisfy our smut, why isnt Gaz included?? We know why.
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guillermo de la cruz is honestly the chracter of all time because when he's introduced he looks like this
he'd got the round glasses, the dorky shirt and cardigan combo. you think you know who this guy is going to be, he's a submissive vampire nerd who allows himself to be walked all over.
yet a mere season later he's turned into this:
aesthetically, nothing has changed. he's still got his dorky outfits and glasses yet now he's covered in blood and he's undeniably fucking cool. like way cooler than any of the actual vampires. honestly its a testament to harvey guillén's skill as an actor that the character's whole demeanour completely changes when he goes into vampire killer mode, without his exterior changing at all. finally representation for scary nerds.
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What We Do in the Shadows (2014) dir. Jemaine Clement & Taika Waititi
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when will they learn that it never works
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hannibal is so cringefail because how do you successfully get away with literal murder and cannibalism for years all while being a well respected sophisticate and food connoisseur and then risk it all for a guy covered in dog hair who is also an asshole and also wants to kill you real bad
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"who fell first who fell harder" i actually need them both to be down horrendously bad for each other. hope that helps
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