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By telling you I have a 29 year strong friendship with my ex wife? No. Please, I don't need your pity. Kay is an aca-awesome person to have on my contact list, she's been rocking life. Getting divorced was probably the best thing we could've done for each other.

PRIVATE: It wasn't like that. I needed a friend in a vulnerable moment, and she was there for me, she offered me comfort, we fucked, we've been inseparable ever since. Is that what you want to hear? If there was 'a line' you'd have to ask her what it was, because I wasn't aware of putting any moves on her. I asked if I could kiss her, but there was no 'I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away'... I might've said something about her needing some Suds because she's a dirty girl but that wasn't a line that was just friendly banter in the context.

Are you really trying to make me feel bad for you, Jason? Cause I can tell you in no way will it ever happen. Like I said you are lucky that they are willing to be your friend cause it does not always happen for people, not that easily anyways.

PRIVATE: I am teasing as I say it, I would never honest to goodness mean it. If I did I would not be a good friend and be supporting you two as the end game as people call it these days. I agree with all of that, you know I do. But you must have said a line or two to catch her attention in the beginning. I was just wondering what kind of line you gave her is all.

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Thundergong! 2017 and 2022

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SUDSMCDUFF: Oh, don't make me sing

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Jason took off his glasses and dropped them onto the counter so he could rub his eyes, then he sniffed a few times and dried his hands by pulling the sleeves of his hoodie down over his knuckles. His heart raced, his mind raced, thinking about all the people he had to tell, thinking about how he was going to tell Olivia, Daisy, Otis, his parents, his sisters. That would come later, in time, for now he placed his hands on Karlie's hips and cleared his throat, "How-- How far along? Do you know?"

Watching Jason was impossible for Karlie not to smile, to finally be able to share the news with Jason making everything real, still holding onto his hands she moved so she could get closer to Jason, resting on hand on his chest. "i'm going to be so annoying for the next nine months" she joked already thinking about the fact they were making they family of six even bigger now that they were having a baby.

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SUDSMCDUFF: Being a Dad means that "Pardon me, tiny humans? We do not weaponize sand. You can put sand in the bucket, you can put sand on the ground, you cannot put sand in each other's face. If you can't stop throwing the sparkle dirt, it will be time to get out of the sand box." is a totally normal Saturday afternoon sentence

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A football team for a bakery seems like a fair exchange to me. Congratualtions to Wrexham on the promotion, and congratulations to you on your new bakery; I'll for sure be visiting I've heard some very good things about your confections.

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Opening a bakery is the most me thing i ever done, honestly surprise that Ryan was okay with me doing it but it has been so much fun, guess he couldn't say much after he got a football team am i right? anyway hi everyone, if you haven't seen me in the last two months i been in Brooklyn baking my heart out.

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When he had the confirmation from her, hearing the words out loud, Jason was overcome with emotion; she squeezed his hands and he squeezed them back, his heartbeat increased and a lump got stuck in his throat as the tears spilled from his eyes and he bowed his head to let them fall. It was no real secret that being a father was the single best thing in Jason's life. His children were his life, and he adored spending time with Karlie's boys too... the idea that they would have one of their own filled him with so much joy that he couldn't contain it. His tears were happy ones. "We're going to have a baby." he repeated her words so they'd sink in and he'd know they were real.

Karlie continued to watch Jason for his reaction once he saw the shoes, smiling at his questioning if the shoes were for her ten month old son but shook her head, before she could even answer his question he had found the pregnancy test making her heart jump from her chest as she worried he wouldn't be happy with the new, sure they had talked but now this was a reality, what if he had change his mind? Luckily she didn't had to wait for long to kow how he felt as his eyes screamed his feelings away, with him holding her hands she nodded smiling. "I am… we are going to have a baby" she told him squeezing his hands.

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SUDSMCDUFF: ❤️‍🔥🧡🤍🩷💜

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Jason Sudeikis for Taco Bell.

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02.14.24 💍 On Valentine's Day this year I did the most cliche thing a guy can do; I proposed to my girlfriend, my best friend, my rock, my port in a storm. She wanted cheesy romance, and true to my word, I got the oversized bouquet of roses, the stuffy, the heart-shaped chocolates, and the ring and I asked "Will you marry me... today?" (I even caught myself off guard a bit with the urgency) "Are you joking?" "That depends: if you think I'm crazy then yes, totally, but if you're down then I'm so serious." I was so serious regardless, and lucky me she was just as insane as I am and we went on a scavenger hunt looking for everything we needed to get married that day. I would walk to the ends of the earth for this person. I am in awe of her spirit, her generosity, her love, and her talent, her genius, her beauty every single day. I love that my life is now a forever sleepover with my best buddy 💞 I love you forever, Mrs. S 🏷️ @klossehills

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Her first Dior show? Golly, what a little jetsetting fashion babe! Little best friends, huh? Yeah no, I totally get that. My camera roll is just completely full of pictures of my kids, I collect film cameras too so I have a lot of film reels of family trips and I have thousands from my SNL days. That's not an exaggeration, it's thousands.

it's very busy, but i wouldn't have it any other way. i love being able to bring her along. i took her to her first dior show, well she at least was there with me while i got ready for one. i love being able to share those little things with her. my little mini dior baby. my camera roll is full of photos of her, don't you worry. kinda crazy how my camera roll went from selfies and flowers, to babies, selfies, and flowers. that's true, but it's worth it to hold them one more time.