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I am good enough at inference and Specter is bad enough at lying.

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sufficiently-analyzed-magic > Interesting…

sufficiently-analyzed-magic > That hypothesis is supported by the evidence we have thus far.

WOOO!!!

what’s it like, having a physical form for the first time in a while?

I FEEL SHIT

I SMELL TARO

HE SMELLS LIKE HAND SANITIZER

IM GONNA SCREAM A LOT TO CELEBRATE MY FREEDOM

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Hm, but if one is required to have negative emotions every time they want to possess someone, then how does… Ahem. Junior’s professional relationship with a certain someone operate?

WOOO!!!

what’s it like, having a physical form for the first time in a while?

I FEEL SHIT

I SMELL TARO

HE SMELLS LIKE HAND SANITIZER

IM GONNA SCREAM A LOT TO CELEBRATE MY FREEDOM

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Could it be that the negative emotions are a factor in possession? On either part.

WOOO!!!

what’s it like, having a physical form for the first time in a while?

I FEEL SHIT

I SMELL TARO

HE SMELLS LIKE HAND SANITIZER

IM GONNA SCREAM A LOT TO CELEBRATE MY FREEDOM

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So, what changed? Why are you suddenly capable of possession now?

WOOO!!!

what’s it like, having a physical form for the first time in a while?

I FEEL SHIT

I SMELL TARO

HE SMELLS LIKE HAND SANITIZER

IM GONNA SCREAM A LOT TO CELEBRATE MY FREEDOM

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That’s all I’ve got.

Thank you all for your time! Please DM me if you’re interested in the in-person research mentioned above. :)

Hello!!

This is Echo, a student at Hammerlocke University. I’m specifically studying the idea of “magic as a science”, so I’d like to ask a few questions about the specifics of your “Curse”, if you’re willing to interview?

Thanks!

…Hold on.

[Calling Uncle Taro, Uncle Lano, Uncle Max, and Hanako]

Okay!

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That’s certainly possible. We can discuss the details in person if you’re willing to help out. In an ideal world, I’d like to try the timing experiment with several people, to test for consistency between people and across attempts. The healing experiment would likely be one person across several months, to minimize injuries while maintaining consistent results.

Other than that, I believe you’ve answered the questions I had for you.

Oh, one last one, mostly just for fun: Most and least fun ways to die, in your opinion?

Hello!!

This is Echo, a student at Hammerlocke University. I’m specifically studying the idea of “magic as a science”, so I’d like to ask a few questions about the specifics of your “Curse”, if you’re willing to interview?

Thanks!

…Hold on.

[Calling Uncle Taro, Uncle Lano, Uncle Max, and Hanako]

Okay!

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Neither of those are really “illnesses” in the usual sense of the word, though. And I don’t believe you’d really want them gone.

You heal from once-a-months after 48 seconds, yes? Is that 48.00? Have you been able to be more precise than 48? If not, like… do you want a more precise measurement? I have access to a Pokemon with literal negative reaction time and timers so precisely accurate they’re allowed to use them for applications involving the future of life on this planet.

Also, like, would you like to experiment with how new injuries have to be to heal? Nothing permanent, but we could give you cuts and then wait various amounts of time to see how long it is? Although, it would be a month between trials if we want to keep all possible variables consistent…

It’s. Very hard to get bloodline curses to cooperate with experimental validity guidelines.

Hello!!

This is Echo, a student at Hammerlocke University. I’m specifically studying the idea of “magic as a science”, so I’d like to ask a few questions about the specifics of your “Curse”, if you’re willing to interview?

Thanks!

…Hold on.

[Calling Uncle Taro, Uncle Lano, Uncle Max, and Hanako]

Okay!

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That… makes a lot of sense, actually.

Does dying and coming back heal pre-existing injuries and/or illnesses? If so, to what degree? As an extreme example, could it reattach a missing limb?

Hello!!

This is Echo, a student at Hammerlocke University. I’m specifically studying the idea of “magic as a science”, so I’d like to ask a few questions about the specifics of your “Curse”, if you’re willing to interview?

Thanks!

…Hold on.

[Calling Uncle Taro, Uncle Lano, Uncle Max, and Hanako]

Okay!

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Is it that once-a-months become possible when one turns 18, or is it just that they become obligatory at that age? In other words, can those younger than 18 survive death?

Hello!!

This is Echo, a student at Hammerlocke University. I’m specifically studying the idea of “magic as a science”, so I’d like to ask a few questions about the specifics of your “Curse”, if you’re willing to interview?

Thanks!

…Hold on.

[Calling Uncle Taro, Uncle Lano, Uncle Max, and Hanako]

Okay!

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Understood. I’d like to ask a few more specific questions, then:

Is the fact that the death is a suicide important? Does one have to intend to die for the once-a-month to count?

Can you survive death more than once in a month?

Define “month”. Calendar month (January, February, March…)? Lunar month?

How do ghosts appear to you? Are they indistinguishable from the living? Or is there something that sets them apart?

Hello!!

This is Echo, a student at Hammerlocke University. I’m specifically studying the idea of “magic as a science”, so I’d like to ask a few questions about the specifics of your “Curse”, if you’re willing to interview?

Thanks!

…Hold on.

[Calling Uncle Taro, Uncle Lano, Uncle Max, and Hanako]

Okay!

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Gods, I haven’t used this account in a year

Ahem.

Thank you all for your time! So, first, I’d like to review the basics:

Anyone of the male sex born to your family is affected by The Curse. Actual gender is irrelevant, only one’s birth sex is a factor.

Anyone affected by the curse gains the ability to see ghosts of the dead

However, once that person turns 18, they have to do what you’ve termed “once-a-months”, suicides that the person recovers from within a minute.

Failure to do so results in (actual) death

Is all of this correct?

Hello!!

This is Echo, a student at Hammerlocke University. I’m specifically studying the idea of “magic as a science”, so I’d like to ask a few questions about the specifics of your “Curse”, if you’re willing to interview?

Thanks!

…Hold on.

[Calling Uncle Taro, Uncle Lano, Uncle Max, and Hanako]

Okay!

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We aren't, really. You've just specialized more. I'm writing a paper on magic anons right now. It's... not going great.

Hello!

What do you mean by the statement “A person after my own heart.” When you sent that to me?

From:

-@anonymousmagic-phenomenon

i study magic. you study magic. magic studiers are uncommon.

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Hello!

What do you mean by the statement “A person after my own heart.” When you sent that to me?

From:

-@anonymousmagic-phenomenon

i study magic. you study magic. magic studiers are uncommon.

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if i hear about y'all slandering human biology on the dash one more time you're getting bit

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Something valuable to me...

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@voirs-fortunes

I seem to have encountered this site's post limit. I cannot reply to you directly.

However. How I acted in one moment of weakness does not reflect on myself as a person. I would thank you to disregard that memory.

it's ok. you can bark back. joy and whimsy and such.

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this u?

Barking at your general direction.

I am not going to bark back. That would be the immature thing to do.