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if you are attracted to Gojo Satoru and are NOT a perverted freak who can appreciate the eroticism of pain, blood, and obsession, do you actually understand the character of Gojo Satoru? or did you just see a pretty twink and decide he's an uwu soft boi pillow prince? like. did you SEE his face during the Shibuya Incident? that man is a fucking freak. outta my way, straight woman who Completed Therapy, I'm gonna make him writhe.

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Sukuna is the real magical girl if you acknowledge the many different looks he brings to the table

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Losing sleep over thinking about what Sukuna would've said in that "What do you think of Gojo Satoru" montage if he was asked...

I just know he would have done him right and put everyone else to shame💔

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Everybody moved on but I'm still here💔

Seriously...

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blobkuna and cubejo meet in the storage of special grade cursed objects. it's like toy story.

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lovely character. i want to watch him drown in his shame

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Having Hawks stare at endeavor while stating that he lacks self-control when he desires something and then swiftly shifting the camera to endeavor is diabolical work

Like what is subtext?

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I'll forever be grateful that we got this purple hued sky in this fight

This episode is already special to me, but this lightning gives it that nostalgic dream-like vibe that I LIVE FOR

Reminds me of those aesthetic anime pinterest pics lol

Hawks literally achieved his childhood dream in this episode by meeting his hero and helping him protect everyone.

Now he appears with his hero in that same TV he used to look at when he was young while everyone else watches.

nostalgic and dreamy is definitely the right vibe.

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Sukugo dudebros AU:

Where Satoru's the heir of a prestigious family. he's expected to excel in school, attend a top college, pursue a successful career, get married, and have children to carry on the family name.

He feels pressured by all of this, and he hates having others control his life. He is simply a frat boy who enjoys hanging out and skipping classes :(

But at least he has Suguru, his best and only friend who brought joy to his days. Until Suguru made the decision to end their friendship in front of a kfc :(

and in addition to feeling depressed about it, he came to the realization that he had been in love with him the entire time.

and he starts freaking out :(

(Internalized homophobia cuz more angst)

Then there's Sukuna who is the top bad boy bully at school, Who's a homophobic incel with mommy issues :)

And they're NOT friends!! Both of them are narcissistic bullies and they frequently clash because of their egos. They plot pranks on each other and engage in complex games of 5D chess to reduce each other's "aura" points.

And with time, their relationship becomes... ambiguous.

Nobody knows whether they're friends or not.

Not even themselves

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Satoru and Sukuna piss drunk on the alcohol they stole:

Satoru: you know dude... you remind me of an old friend I had... my one and only...

Sukuna: dude...that's gay af bro... are you gonna bring him up every time we do this?

Satoru: shaddup.. at least he was a true friend... unlike you jerk

Sukuna: well if being your friend means you're gonna be this gay about it then I'm glad we're not friends

Gojo: ...

Sukuna: ...

Sukuna: and if he was a "true friend" he wouldn't have left you bro

In this male loneliness epidemic, the one who will teach you about love is...🔥✍️🏻

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It's hilarious to consider how Sukuna might have felt about Gojo getting sealed because he was grumpy when he woke up, mentioned Gojo to Jogo like twice, killed the twin sisters, and destroyed the city for no apparent reason. These actions were the most heinous he displayed throughout the entire series... he never did anything on that scale ever again... looking back at it now, it just looks like he was throwing a tantrum lmao

So yeah.. seems like the Shibuya incident was just Sukuna mourning his man ☹️

Then comes this scene at the end of season 2:

Here we have Kenjaku aka the serial man-stealer himself goading Sukuna while wearing Gojo's ex's skin and holding Gojo's prison in his hand Like.... This guy is very adamant on ruining Sukuna's life lol

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Todo should ask what kind of women Sukuna likes, it's fine if he prefers men (flashback gojo) and then boogie woogie gojo's healed ass back to his husband to surprise him hit him with hollow purple

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they are my yin yang ☯️

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That escalated fucking fast.

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I love the colors of their eyes. The concept of red and blue in the JJK universe is beyond the ordinary symbolism.

The RED and BLUE techniques are opposite; one attracts matter the other separates it, and together they create a technique so powerful that can wipe a district away.

Sukuna and Gojo together would be an unstoppable force.

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i find the sukuna gifset from the first episode describing his feats very funny because that's gojo talking. like. fork found in kitchen. sukuna wasn't introduced to us by a star wars opening crawl or like a neutral narrator. just gojo running his mouth.

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this is such a yaoi page help