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sulpher · 10 months ago
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Skills I personally think every witch should have:
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(Pic source) Hello. This is an opinion piece. 
I keep seeing a lot of witches- especially younger witches- rely on cheap goods from chain metaphys stores and expensive etsy products in order to maintain their craft. I’m not completely against this idea- where else could I get tacky statuary if not the East Meets West in the mall?? But I do think that such a reliance stifles the creativity that really powers witchcraft as well as limiting a person’s personal investment in their own craft. So. Here are a few skills I think every witch should have at least some mastery of in order to get in touch with their craft and witchcraft’s place in their lives.
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sulpher · 10 months ago
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sulpher · 10 months ago
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oh and since I'm in a posting mood let's just get the roommate shit out the way
the roommate s*** actually might be the whole house s*** and what I mean is there is essentially me and then there's everyone else is f****** house now I don't want much
don't leave at this cover toilet don't scream at me and
your dog so always barking please shut them up
the basement is covered and spiders and I'm the only person who's in charge of cleaning it up
All this shit needs to be nip in the bud
so I think I'm going to do a energy Ward or maybe a return back to sender sort of spell for my roommate I really just want him gone and I want to be blessed with a really cool individual someone who will teach you how to drive someone who is mellow and I could talk to, and maybe a.... situationship
I know it's kind of shallow that I'm basically talking about getting rid of a friend but I'm talking about getting rid of a friend because our friendship has run its course because there's better and cooler people out there for him that doesn't change the fact that I'm going to be lonely once he leaves and as a manifestor iterally that's my human design actually its a generating manifestor which I don't know much about yet but I will
so BRB trying to kick one roommate out and manifest another end and get all the negative energy and all of the unintentional sloppiness that comes with living here to be returned to senator and giving back to me in the form of energy luck in protection tell you how that goes
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sulpher · 10 months ago
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With all my love
(drafting for a coord cutting)
So to be honest I've never done a coord cutting. And I don't know if a cord cutting is culturally exclusive. So I may end up doing something a little bit different,
I see my craft as writing with the alphabet of the universe I can't see which is really fufu but it's witchcraft like I'm not saying witchcraft is foofood what I'm saying that there's room for foo foo in legitimate witchcraft, at least in my craft.
I want our paths to be split I want him to be blessed and highly favored as much as physically possible he is religious not I'm not his I'm not religious so it would be more or less asking his God to favor him and put him the right direction because who knows maybe his God was waiting for me to do this to show him that he could have had better if he wasn't with worse.
I want our paths to be divided they can be parallel but they're never going to intertwine again I can make a loophole that might allow it interrwine when both people have mature to a point where they are better together than apart .
I really really want him to realize that there's much bigger opportunities that he's been giving himself and there's a lot of people who will support him and actually do the work and introduce them to really amazing opportunities I get that people you know might say well that's kind of f***** up
what if they're okay with what they have what if they're okay with if he was truly okay where he was I wouldn't be concerned he just in a way has given up and I feel like I have taken some of his courage and I just want to give it back ten fold that's it I want our paths to be divided
I want luck and blessings to being like a hyper drive sore state and I want opportunities to fall one after the other as feet and I don't want him to look back into until and if only if it's for his better
I don't know much about core cutting so I'm not quite sure what I would have to do I will have to look into wow I haven't practiced my craft in such a long time that I forgot what this word is but it's when it's when an ingredient it means something like how I think basil was like good luck or something I feel really stupid I haven't practiced witchcraft in a while my depression has been kicking my ass and it's it's been a lot
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sulpher · 10 months ago
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hello fellow witcht you disasters and everyone else who doesn't go by the name which but it's still a disaster.
the roommate situation and the roommate hexing I'm not going to do it not because he doesn't deserve it not because I'm not up for it because I'm broke because I've splurged on much dumber things and my peace should be at the top of that priority it's because there is much bigger fish to fry and maybe not even fresh because this time as a friend
so the best way I can put it as I've said on my other account I have a friend who I promise something very important to and I broke that promise and because of how we are because of the things they have seen me go through that are really bad and because of things I've seen them go through that are really bad we sort of have this Chinese tongue twister of relationship
we can't really pull apart from each other without harming the other but staying together is an inefficient so I might work on a cord cutting because I don't feel like we connect anymore
I don't feel like we can recover I don't even feel like there's a point of doing a recovery spell because at the end of the day their dreams are now in the hands of someone other than me and I want them to do more to get more and it is not that I am intentionally holding them back I just know they can go a lot farther without me
the fact that all of our conversations boil down to one person being happy and the other person tolerating it is something I can't do anymore it's it's soul crushing it's painful and I'm using voice to text right now because I'm on the edge of tears and writing would be diffcult
I want him to be happy I want to be happy if there was a way for us to be happy together I wouldn't be so gung-ho on this option I want a better room I want to learn how to drive I want a better wardrobe I want to walk into a new variation of myself and I want him to want more not because wanting less makes you inferior because he's been so afraid to go after more after someone who is a close friend like me has taken so much from him
I want to have his ambition back his passion and I want him to be around people who love his stories as much as I used to I want to be able to have this conversation with him but it's it's going to just boil down to screaming it's going to boil down to talking to a wall if he leaves I literally have no other friends and that is a scary situation to deal with but I love him so that is a situation I'm willing to deal with
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sulpher · 11 months ago
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My roomate is still on his bullshit and at this point this hex is gonna be more on theureputic than potential productive but im ok with that. I do need to leave. I decided I don't know what I want anymore but I DO NOT wanna be here and could honestly go without it
My idea for my roomate is a simple return to sender spell energy swap until the damage has been fixed. If he's gonna keep glaring out my when I come out room, not sweeping up the common area, leaving garbage on my shoes, leaving the toilet up or sink or either shower covered in bodily fluids or leave me only a drawer in the fridge, leave his clothes in.the washer and dryers for weeks on end..... every opportunity , every good vibe every time he think he has energy to thrive it will go me and he will.be inconvenience, smothered and depressed until he does right by me
He deserve to know how rancid he makes other feels and if I'm gonna get out of here ...I'm need another source of energy to count on...he'll do fine for now
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sulpher · 11 months ago
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https://www.tumblr.com/sulpher/756986173176545280/sometimes-you-have-to-be-a-witch-and-a-bitxh?source=share
So update from the previous link tdlr I'm on some manifesting nonsense and basically about to export my current roomate back to whatever circle of hell.he came from ( no offense to the kind demons there) cause I.Do.Not.Want.Him.Here
Before I curse him I'm gonma ward myself up. Clean my room ..spray a little moon water and cinnamon outside of it sprinkle some specialized protection powder inside out, create some barrier ward cleanse cleanse and cleanse and give my ancestors
Update update 07/28
It's a good thing my self esteem is better cause I would of sworn I was already being attacked. I spilled two large dunkin donut matches on my carpet, the two I ordered after that gave my diarrhea and I slept for 12 hours basically nuking my day off. I did get a little farther in establishing my room and this piece of shit roomate is still leaving his shit in the washer and dryer machine as well as leaving a digusting toilet
I am still outlining what I really want the spell to do in order to have the best results but before anything of that I need a clean room a clean mind and slate so the bitch is safe for like maybe 2 more weeks idk I get paid 3 times this month I might have the funds to be alot more spiteful than I intended
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sulpher · 11 months ago
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Sometimes you have to be a witch and a bitxh
HI, HELLO IM Sulpher like the chemical but on all that is unholy , imma bout to make my roomate SUFFER cause we really do be on the witchy shit and sometimes it's a little more SPICY than usual
So, I first wanna say, I had 2 or 3 really minor experiences with men lately that I think I've sincerely underappreciated even if I do like them.
I think thats important cause up until I had this job men have always gone out their way imo to used me and then abuse me or approach me with hostile or endangered my life for amusement.
It's been a REALLY rough 33 years and although I try to keep any misandry at check it is So fucking hard when people like my roomate exist.
I'm gonna make this short ; when I first move here my roomate almost punch me in the face and scream at me . Why , cause I left blood on the toilet so valid. What you say some of you don't think that deserve violence thats nice of you but, I get it. Your body is precious , bodily fluids can hold diseases and you don't know what diseases especially with a stranger
You can be mad about ANYTHING as long as you hold that Sam's accountability for yourself....well today we gonna test that because I came home to a piss pad over my sneakers( luckily ripped and not dry), dog toys outside my door and a toilet lid up DRIPPING in piss......I swear to gawd I saw red but not before I saw crazy.
So i currently have a plastic covered tissue covered in fluids not of my own, 6 dead spiders , a teaspoon of garlic hot sauce and a petition. But don't worry I got some warding and cleansing because when this shit hit I want it to potent. He has played with my comfort for his self awareness too fucking long ...I hope he likes his own fucking medicine
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sulpher · 11 months ago
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Something I really need pagans to understand is that bad apples in the pagan community ARE our and your responsibility.
You can’t just look sideways at racism and fascism in the pagan community because “they aren’t real pagans.”
We are the only community who seems to get away with that bullshit and I’m tired of it, Muslims as a whole get held responsible for the actions of extremists, Christians as a whole get held responsible for the actions of mega conservatives, Hindus as a whole get held responsible for the actions of Hindu Nationalists ect. ect.
Yet whenever someone rightly calls pagans out on effectively ignoring the vile racists, abelists, sexists and fucking NEO NAZIS in our communities people jump on them saying the same old “they aren’t really pagan” excuse.
Say it with me kids, someone being a terrible person doesn’t delegitimise their faith!
Y’all get soooo mad whenever Christians do this but turn around and do the exact same thing and wonder why people draw comparisons between pagans and Christians.
Also a side ramble but there is this weird perception that right wing pagans all became pagan post right wing radicalisation but that is absolutely not true. There are so many right wing pagans because we’ve allowed literal fascists to run around unchecked in our communities (it’s especially bad on tiktok) and then completely shun the people who they manage to indoctrinate instead of realising that maybe this is a systematic problem and that we should be introducing community wide education and condemnation to deal with this issue.
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sulpher · 11 months ago
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I came on here cause I thought my prosperity oil/mo ey oil got me 200 bucks instead the bank was just slow. Well you win some you witch others
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sulpher · 11 months ago
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✨️🫙✨️Spells✨️🫙✨️
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sulpher · 11 months ago
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One of my favorite parts of my practice as a witch that is also the most controversial is the fact that I don't know shit. What do those herbs mean? Fuck if I know. What's the moon phase? Round. What crystals are in your house? Green and blue. I could be using traditionally 'bad' stuff for like a love spell for all I know. Why is that my favorite part? Because it's special. It's unique. I'm following my intuition and whatever spirits have decided to say hello. And it works.
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sulpher · 11 months ago
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It is July 07 2024 ...... I'm gonna have all my shit stock up at least my mid August because I be damn I have to buy medicine when the winter and fall prices hit
Cold n flu season is upon us l hope y’all ready. Got y’all vitamin C supplements? NyQuil? Black elderberry syrup for the witches and holistic hoes? Getting enough zinc in your diet? Teas on deck? Flu shots? Face masks in case you gotta go out among the public? Hand sanitizer?
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sulpher · 11 months ago
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Hey kids! Has the idea of a sexist and homophobic supreme court, of which at least two judges are rapists, wielding power for the next forever, got you down? Are you feeling like the entire government is illegitimate? 
Well, have I got a solution for you!
We actually don’t have to accept any of this. The future is entirely uncertain and also entirely up to us. We are the working class. We have the power to stop this entire thing just by putting our hands behind our backs and stopping the capitalist machinery. So, if I may suggest something to you -
Organize!
https://iww.org/ - Industrial Workers of the World
https://dsausa.org/join - Democratic Socialists of America
Let’s build the sustainable, mutual aid based, solarpunk utopia that we all dream of. We can, whenever we want. And no Supreme Court can stop us. We just have to organize.
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sulpher · 11 months ago
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my mom said we can hide in the woods, cast ancient spells, be embraced by moss and befriend eldritch creatures if it's ok with your mom
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sulpher · 11 months ago
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Hey kids,
Let's talk about "woo-woo" people red flags, shall we?
If you've been in the occult, mystical, witchcraft game for long enough, you've probably seen your fair share of weirdos.
You know.
The ones who think the antisemitic conspiracies are real. The essential oils can cure cancer types. The guy who seems cool at first then seems convinced that the hand of God is in the Sahara desert.
There's more to being grounded in this community than avoided the racist norsepagans.
You are intelligent. You are wise. You have a world of resources and knowledge at your fingertips. And yet!
YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO CULTS
It never starts out feeling crazy. It never feels crazy in the moment. Believing aliens built massive structures to channel energy around the world DOESN'T SEEM WEIRD. And it sure doesn't change when the entire group's thoughts collectively devolve into situations like Heaven's Gate.
No one who cut their hair and had their last meal at Marie Calendar's thought they were wrong.
YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO CULTISH THOUGHT. YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO MISINFORMATION.
Be so careful peeps. It's human nature to want to belong, to want to learn more. Speaking as a 3 time cult joined, it is so fucking easy to lose yourself in online forums, threads, group chats...
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sulpher · 11 months ago
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I sit on my little skeptic throne of witchcraft and enjoy it all because either magic is real and I’m very in tune with myself and the world around me, or it’s not and I become a master of meditation and good mental attitude and I get a fuck ton of shiny little trinkets and nicknacks that bring me immense joy there is no losing here
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