sun-isms

[sun-isms]

Sun: Neptune... Neptune... Nep... Pool Noodle

Neptune: What Sun?

Sun: Why is it so dang hot today?

Because it's summer and that's just what happens.

Sun: Don't you mean it's... SUNmer?

Neptune: Sun, no!

Sun: Sun yes!

Neptune: No!

Yang, busting down the team's door: Sun, yes!

Neptune: See what you've done? This is why we can't have nice things.

Sun: I thought we couldn't have nice things because we were side characters.

Neptune: Sun, shut up before you make it worse.

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Sun: I know what to do in Vacuo now!

Neptune: Help the academy and save the world from the Grimm threat that hangs over everyone's heads?

Sun: ...No?

Sun: We start a dance group that uses our psyches to battle the supernatural Grimm hordes that threaten the world.

Neptune: Sun, that's not how anything works. Where do you think of these things?

Sun: Places... And things... Honestly with the lack of screen time I have trouble finding things to talk about. I also miss seeing Scarlet and Sage.

Neptune: I worry about you. Not even some of the time, just all the time.

Sun: There is no fun in being sane all the time. You should try going insane for a while.

Neptune: We do not need another Mogar situation. Ever.

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Sun: I feel like people underestimate how important I am in the grand scheme of things.

Neptune: *coughs*

Sun: As well as this pool noodle's importance.

Neptune: Stalkersayswhat

Sun: What?

Neptune: Exactly

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Sun: I love doing things for the academy without getting paid for it.

Neptune: I know! It always just makes me so excited.

Sun: ... Bro, could you not hear the sarcasm in my voice.

Neptune: I'm surprised you even know the meaning of the word.

Sun: 'ey! I may not be the ripest banana, but I'm not completely stupid.

Neptune: Yeah, I was just messing with you. Good to hear from you again, the silence was eerie dude.

Sun: I just didn't have much to say, y'know.

Neptune: I feel ya, dude.

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Merry Christmas everyone!

For those that don’t celebrate, happy Monday!

I hope that you all have a wonderful rest of the year and a prosperous new year!

We all know that I really didn’t have anything in my sack other than stuff I stole, so Blake and Nep made me go give it back to the shops and stuff.

(Don’t tell them that I kept the banana slicer.)

Peace and I’ll see you all in 2018!

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Hey there all! Just here to say thank you all for following me and I love you all!

There is an awesome person I want to point out right now, who was inspired by my “Sunta”.

@dragon-slaying-huntsman-castel. And their Instagram is wayward_wayfinder if you want to check out more of their wonderful pictures. (As I am only posting just a few here.)

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Sunta: Sorry about missing it, but I'm making sure to say it now.

Sunta: For those of you who don't celebrate Christmas, happy Hanukkah!

Sunta: And for any other holidays, have a safe and happy time!

Sunta: I am off, only twelve more days!

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[During the SSSN vs NDGO fight]

Sage: First rule of battle. Don’t ever let them know where you are.

Sun: *jumping up and down and waving his arms around* WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME!? YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAHHH! WHOOO-HOO!

Sage:...Of course, there’s other schools of thought.

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Sun: *Walks into cafeteria, still in his costume with his sack* Good Thursday to you all!

Neptune: Sun! It still isn't December! It's Thanksgiving.

Sun: Yes I know, which is why *pulls fully cooked turkey with stuffing and cranberry sauce out of sack* I brought this for our team!

Neptune: Sun, did you steal that?

Sun: No-

Neptune: I can still see the price tag on the box and whenever you actually buy something you tear that off as soon as you're out of the store.

Sun: Fine, I stole it all, but it's still Thanksgiving! I am thankful for my team and this amazing food!

Neptune: As soon as we're done eating this, we're going to go back and pa for it.

Sun: Fine. Fine.

Team SSSN: Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

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Sun: *Coming out of a Bullhead, carrying a sack* Behold! I am Sunta! I bear many gifts for the good girls and boys!

Neptune: Sun! It's still another month until December, and we still have Thanksgiving to celebrate!

Sunta: No, there will be only Christmas cheer for the next two months! Or you will get coal in your stocking every day until next year!

Neptune: I will beat you with my stocking if you put coal in it. It'll be worse than the butter, because dust will get everywhere.

Sunta: That's it! You've made it on my naughty list!

Teams RWBY and JNPR standing off to the side with Scarlet and Sage: *Ruby speaks up* Are they always like this this time of year?

Sage: Sometimes it's worse. There was this one year...

Sage: Bruv, we said we wouldn't talk about it. *Stares off into the distance, shuddering at the memory* There was so much sand.

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Sun: Hey, Nep.

Neptune: What is it this time?

Sun: Did you hear about how Beacon did their team assignments?

Neptune: Yeah, I still say Professor Ozpin isn't all there.

Sun: Yeah, but that's not what I was getting at. You know how they had to use a landing strategy?

Neptune: I don't get where this is going, but yeah.

Sun: You could say they had to think of one...

Sun: On the fly!

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Sun: I love screaming out the dorm room window when the rest of my team isn’t in.

Sun: It’s really funny when there’s people just walking by and I yell and they jump and look around.

Sun: Sure, people judge me, but they’re not people I know, so it’s all good.

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Neptune: Sun, why are you flipping around corners?

Sun: Because it gives me a further melee lunge.

Neptune: Sun, are you feeling okay? Are you sick?

Sun: No, Nep, I'm feeling better than ever! I'm filled with life! I feel like I could kill a god seven times over!

Neptune: Sun, we're taking you back to the doctors. This isn't normal.

Sun: Nerd.

Sun: And never! *Flips aggressively away from Neptune*

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How about Yang? You like her)

Sun: Yang is totally cool, but we’re both in the Buff Blondes club.

Sun: Meetings don’t work out if there are romantic feelings involved.

Sun: It’s kind of hard to spot someone if you’re not actually paying attention to the weights and their arms and stuff.

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So...you like Blake right? *reaches into pocket and pulls out a fish* give her this

Sun: Bruh, I think I said this before but I’m done chasing after her.

Sun: We talked and then I realized that I was being a stalker and we decided that we could just be friends.

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You, golden monkey boy with the abs.

Sun: Huh? Yeah, what up? Like the abs? They are pretty cool.

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Sun: Why do we have to do this nutrition guide thing for health class?! It's ridiculous!

Neptune: It's to teach us to track our meals and nutrition intake to make ourselves healthier.

Sun: I still think it's stupid! I'll just fill it all out with random stuff for every day and say it's done.

Neptune: Dude, don't. Please put actual effort into this. Wait... all you ate yesterday was bananas?

Sun: Yeah? So?

Neptune: Dude, that's three hundred percent of your daily fruit intake. Did you at least eat some meat or dairy or something?

Sun: Nope, only bananas.

Neptune: And you wonder why the health professor was staring you down earlier today.

Sun: Hey, you know she had it out for me since the first day.

Neptune: Keep telling yourself that. Whatever lets you sleep at night.