#Neptune Vasilias

[howlingday]

Neptune: Hey, Jaune~!

Jaune: What's up?

Neptune: I gotta ask... You and that rabbit girl with the antlers... You two an item?

Juniper: Excuse me?!

Jaune: Dude... No... She's like my kid!

Neptune: Oh, so she's available~!

Jaune: TOUCH HER AND I'LL FOLD YOU LIKE AN OMELET.

Jaune: Oh, c'mon! Don't cock-block me!

Juniper: (Growls, Kicks Neptune sky-high)

Jaune: ...Good job, sweetie~!

[spahhzy]

Jaune: Hey! Hey, Fellas! Hey..

Neptune: No! Jaune Arc!

Sun: No! Nope!

Jaune: I'm taping a street magic special...wanna see some magic?

Neptune: No, you made fools out of us last time, no thank you!

Sun: Look, we were just out shopping all day. we just wanna go back into our apartment and relax so goodbye.

Jaune: Where'd you go shopping?

Sun: We went to an outlet store you probably wouldn't have heard of it.

Neptune: It's not trendy yet. Nobody knows about it.

Jaune: What did you buy?

Neptune: A green sweater big whoop.

Jaune: Interesting, are you sure you didn't buy a teddy bear?

Neptune: No, I'm pretty sure I *reaches into his shopping bag and pulls out a teddy bear*

Neptune/Sun: a Teddy bear!?

Jaune:

Sun: What the 'eff!?

[maxiemumdamage]

Qrow: "I am already a single father to like ten kids, NO WAY am I adopting you two!"

[sirazaroff]

We are SO fuckin back

Original by @/soup-erb

[arc-misadventures]

What The Girls Think The Boys Are Doing Blake: Hey, have you seen, Sun? I wanted to ask him if he wanted to hang out. Weiss: No, but have you seen, Neptune? I wanted to ask him if he like to dance. Blake: Nope. Weiss: Hmmm... Yang: Hey guys, what's up? Weiss: We're looking for, Neptune, and Sun; have you seen them buy chance? Yang: Nope. Coco: Hey ladies~! WBY: Hey, Coco. Yang: What's up beautiful? Coco: Have you seen my, 'If I had to pick a dude?' WBY: Eh? Velvet: She means, Jaune? Weiss: Beg pardon? Pyrrha: Wait, does that mean you like, Jaune? Coco: Hey, Goddess~! Yeah I like, Jaune... to a certain extent. Have you seen him, I need his advice for an outfit? Yang: Fashion advice... from, Jaune...? Weiss: From that slob? Coco: He knows nothing about men's fashion, but his knowledge about woman's fashion is divine~! Yang: It is? Pyrrha: Seven sisters, he knows what he's talking about. And, no I haven't seen him. I was just about to ask you if you have seen him actually. Coco: Where did he go? Nora: Hey gals! Velvet: Hi, Nora. Nora: Have any of you seen, Renny? WBYPCV: No. Nora: What?! Where did he go? Blake: That's the million dollar question. Sun, Neptune, Ren, and Jaune are all missing, and none of us know where the boys are. Ruby: The boys? I know where they are, well mostly... Weiss: You do? Pyrrha: You know where they are? Coco: Where are they? Ruby: Well, I don't know where exactly. But, they said they went to, Vale to do something. Blake: Something? Yang: What are they doing? Ruby: I don't know. They just said they're going to, Vale. Yang: They're probably out getting drunk, or something. Coco: I doubt that, Bunny Boy can really hold his drink. Nora: Jaune? Pyrrha: Bunny boy? ~~~ What the Boys are actually doing:

[jedidragonwarriorqueen]

Qrow drinks, Blake runs away, and I make shitposts. We all have our own ways of coping ok??

[juanarc-thethird]

Preparing for the mission

Girls:

Ruby: Do we have enough supplies?

Weiss: Food wise, yes. But we don't have enough ammunition.

Ruby: I see... Yang, Blake, can you go get some ammo?

Yang: Leave it to us!

Blake: *Nods*

Boys:

Jaune: So what do we have?

Sun: We have 4 slim jims, 3 Fire Dust grenades, and a band-aid.

Silence...

Jaune: I think we need more than this.

Neptune: *Annoyed* You think?!

Jaune: Ren, do we have money to buy more supplies?

Ren: No, you guys spent it on wings.

Jaune: Oooooh, that's right… but they were good wings.

Sun: Oh yeah, they were awesome.

[neonleon22]

RWBY Blob Dump

I am having a lot of fun drawing like this!!

they all look so cute

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY as Tweets: Canon Bees edition (part 2)

[blueinkjpeg]

POV; the most insufferable class at Beacon (aka the vibes for volumes 1-3)

[set-wingedwarrior]

YEET!

[brokentrafficknight]

[kilfeur]

Je ne vois aucune différence

I see no difference

[superiorsturgeon]

Problems in the Pool

Jaune: *swimming laps*

Neptune: *standing on the edge of the pool* Dude! When we met I watched you almost drown! How’d you get so good at swimming?

Jaune: Well, I got a lot of practice!

Some time ago…

Jaune: *doing his best to swim across the Beacon pool*

Jaune: Man…how do they make this look so easy…? 😣

Pyrrha: *walks along the pool edge in her swimsuit* Hello, Jaune!

Jaune: *pauses swimming and looks up at Pyrrha in her two-piece outfit* Huh? Oh, hey Pyr…woah…

Pyrrha: Hm? Did you say something, Jaune?

Jaune: *feeling a disturbance in his swim trunks* Uh-oh…! 😨

Pyrrha: Are you ready to get out?

Jaune: *internal* DON’T LET HER SEE THE MASSIVE TENT YOU’RE PITCHING IN YOUR SHORTS!!

Jaune: Uh…I want to get a few more laps in before I get out!

Pyrrha: Oh, okay! *lounging on a pool chair where she can watch*

Jaune: *looks down at his submerged crotch* Okay, libido, here’s the deal…

Jaune: I’m going to swim until it won’t embarrass me to get out of this pool in front of my gorgeous partner. Either you chill or we both drown!

Jaune’s Lust for Pyrrha: Hope you brought some swim goggles and a lap counter, bitch!!

[arc-misadventures]

The Popsicle Comparisons

Pyrrha: Jaune’s bigger.

Yang: Waaaaaaay bigger!

Nora: Thicker too.

Weiss: My singing career really helped me take it.

Blake: Took me a few tries, but I can reach the end.

Glynda: I can kiss the tip when I sandwich him.

May: I wanna do that…

Velvet: I love his carrot~!

Ruby: I can’t get my hands around it.

Coco: I can’t keep my hands off of it~!

Cinder: Oh, look, it’s my discipline stick~!

Emerald: Yeah, Daddy’s bigger.

Militia: It was fun when we sandwiched it between us.

Melanie: We have to do that again~!

Neo: 🥰🍆💦

Winter: The limp I got was divine~!

Harriet: I pulled so many muscles that day… Worth it~!

Elm: He picked me up like a twig when we did it.

Salem: My ex-husband was a shrimp compared to him.

Willow: I love how he remodelled me to fit him~!

Kali: I’ve never had a human before, but good gods~!

Raven: And, I thought I was a top~!

Summer: We need to do it again, the timing was off.

Sienna: Pro-Faunas on the streets, Pro-Human in the sheets~!

Terra: I’m gay, but when it comes to, Jaune~!

Robyn: I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t divine.

Fiona: The big bad wolf is coming to ravage the poor defenceless lamb again~!

Jessica: Yellow, my one weakness~!

Jinn: You think you know everything, but then you really know everything~!

RWBY Girls: AHHHHHHHH~!

Saphron: …

Saphron: Dibs. I go next.

RWBY Girls: Eh?!

~~~

RSNM: …

Mercury: D-Did you really…?

Jaune: Yeah…

Ren: A-All of them…?

Jaune: Yep…

Sun: One is surprising enough, but all of them?!

Jaune: Shocking, I know…

Neptune: How did that all happen?!

Jaune: Word of mouth.

Ren: Is that metaphorical, or literal?

Jaune: Yes.

Mercury: How can you manage that?!

Jaune: Semblance.

Ren: So… The whole team?

Jaune: Which ones?

Mercury: The bad girls?

Jaune: A few here, and there.

Ren: The teacher?

Jaune: You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.

Sun: The moms?

Jaune: Not all at once. I think…?

Neptune: The faunas chicks?

Jaune: They tend to bite, and scratch…

Mercury: The green ring girl?

Jaune: I still don’t understand the yellow weakness bit.

Sun: The, Relic?

Jaune: There’s some knowledge for you.

Ren: Your sister-in-law?!

Jaune: Was my first.

Mercury: Your sister?!

Jaune: Another brocon. Joy…

RSNM: …

RSNM:

YOU ARE A GOD!!!

Jaune: …

Jaune: No comment.

[infoglitch]

Jaune is a WHORE! PT. 5

Jaune at this point was used to being in uncomfortable positions and this one was no different as now he sat infront of Sun. The monkey faunus just sitting there seemingly calm as his blue haired friend paced back and forth foaming at the mouth.

Jaune: um if I may ask. Why am I here-

Sun: because Neptune is feeling salty

Jaune:..why?

Neptune: because you fucked Weiss, her hot sister, even her MOM! And now I find out you managed to bone MY MOTHER! Jaune I know we barely know each other but-

Jaune: I'm a whore.. I know. I've been told that many.

Neptune: AND THAT'S A DAMN PROBLEM! YOUR STEALING ALL THE HOT BABES!

Sun: nep. No offense man but I can't really blame the guy.

Neptune:.. sun I'm begging you not to finish the sentence.

Sun: your mom's hot dude. Id do her too if we weren't friends.

Neptune just looked at him before raising a fist as sun just rolled his eyes as jaune looked at the monkey faunus.

Jaune: your supprisingly chill... Especially considering the fact I slept with Blake too.

Sun: don't get me wrong I was mad at first but I know Blake is smart enough to make a good choices. Plus it's not like I was gonna score her anyway.

Jaune: so... You knew about her and yang?

Sun sighed softly as his tail swished back and forth.

Sun: more of just a hunch. Those two were chained at the hip, sometimes you just can't beat a bond formed early.

Neptune: back to the problem at hand. jaune, you being a whore is causing a major issue. I need to ask you to please, stop

Jaune just chuckled softly before standing up as he winced and grabbed his hips.

Jaune: Neptune. We both know that's never gonna happen.. I can't stop them.

Neptune: what do you mean you can't stop them? And who's "them"?!

Jaune got close as he put a hand on Neptunes shoulder and looked at him in the eyes.

Jaune: the women... They hunt people like me... They hunt dorks

Neptune: dear oum...

Jaune: i can't feel my pelvis Neptune... But they'll keep coming. I can't stop them.

Sun: ah so that's why ilia was looking at me funny.

Suddenly a frantic knock at the door was heard.

Nora: fearless leader! Let me in! I think something's going on with Ren.

To be continued...