Name's Sunny, like the weather. Nonbinary. Sapphic. Not allo. South Asian. Disabled. I don't know what I think about a lot of things. if i reblog a thing that claims facts i probably don't actually believe the claims, i just think it's funny/cute/big if true. I like learning. Until late 2021 I was Sunmuffin42; I've divided by two and used a different nickname that rhymes! Catch me at prototumblinguist for linguistics content (which mostly these days is just shitposting)
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"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments
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#hooooooly fuck#holy fuck holy fuck h#went and found the tiktoks#unless they're deepfakes on his official account this is legit#holy fuck
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at the company holiday party and a buddy proposed "suicide via throwing yourself into the alligator moat at the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid, irrevocably changing the lives of dozens of horrified onlookers" as the coolest way to die which was the most inspired thing i've heard in a while
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#straight guys missing out on having a sports lesbian best friend to have goat debates with and talk about how the GM is fucking up fr#<-prev#so tru!!!#i think about this not infrequently bc i have some lesbian friends with straight guy friends and it works very well for them#but also its partially bc these are straight men who are extremely willing to learn and get better
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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away
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They're adding standing for the national anthem to the dsm
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joey its fuckin 12:25 at night
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If you earn one more it wraps and you get the fiscal equivalent of a Gandhi going nuclear in Civ
Urban fantasy setting with no billionaires because there is a 999,999,999 money cap and they literally cannot earn any more
Quick, come up with a loophole!
Sad little rich elves need a space project!
#i don't remember what civ game this happened in oops#I've literally never okay a civ game#i do think wrapping earnings back down to zero would be hilarious though
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yeah we’re like best friends. i like her posts all the time
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The people in front of you at the post office are always the most insane creatures you didn’t know god could make whose one goal is to waste away the day. The people behind you at the post office are desperately trying to feel the warmth of human touch via your back
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