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partner who looks insanely hot when cooking vs the other partner who cooks like the swedish chef
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People who I think killed Prince Phillip
Hatsune Miku
The penguins from Madagascar
The down with the cis bus
Someone playing the call me by your name music video
Christopher Eccleston finally snapped and did it
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listen. it would be funny if, in mister impossible, declan calls a “fairy market associate” for help and henry pulls up in his fisker and it turns out they’ve been friends for years and ronan is horrified. but it would be FUNNIER if declan says “one of my exes was involved in the fairy market” and ronan is mentally preparing himself to see one of the ashleys again (boudicca!ashleys) but instead it’s Henry Cheng, stealer-of-best-friends and apparently, brother-fucker
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My sister, who I live with, thought she couldn't get the vaccine because she doesn't have insurance.
We're not really used to "free".... spread the word.
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it's so refreshing getting world news that isn't an immediate threat to anyone's life or just otherwise depressing. this is what world news should be. a big ole boat drew a penis and then got stuck in a canal and now a sizable chunk of world trade has ground to a halt. wonderful. this costs me nothing
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Wylan: Just girls?
Jesper: No. Not just girls.
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absolutely no one:
people with shitty home lives after entering another fandom:

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Me: relationship tropes are boring
Character A: [falls asleep in Character B’s bed]
Character A: that was the best sleep i’ve had in weeks
Me:

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They should have a thing on spotify that like shazam's whatever song you want but then pulls it up so you can add it to your playlist or whatever
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don’t understand stocks because i’m sexy but apparently the rich are suffering? keep up the good work and god bless
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welcome to my twisted mind
we have bananis…. and arvocadis…..
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alright hear me out: veggietales inspired tarot card deck
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