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spin this wheel

you're now this mythical creature, congrats!

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Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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Sooo, I was gonna put it on the replies but, well... it's a little long hehe. Your plot bunnies make my pansy hamsters go running hahaha, so here's my idea of how could Suguro and Kagome have meet:

Suguro met her in that time he was falling without anyone noticing, maybe he got a little hurt by accident on a job because he was dissociating, this same reason cause him to go to Kagome's shrine, one moment he was walking in other moment he's on a shrine... an odly peaceful shrine, how the f*ck did he end here?

Enter Kagome, with her genuine worry and peaceful aura... yeah, he didn't stood a chance. My understanding is that Suguro hates his technique because it makes him feel impure or something like that, and who better than Kagome to help him about that. Not only that, she has a srong set of morals but she can bend or adapt them depending on the circumstances, she can bend but won't break, and Suguro really needs to learn how to bend without breaking. Who knows ('cause I don't), maybe (after some bonding time) both of them went on that fateful mission and adopt the twins. Enter snippets of how they get on a relationship to get married with the twins enjoying every single time (the amount of blackmail lol)

Take it with a grant of salt 'cause I really don't know a lot of jjk, my knowledge cames from fanfics and whatever I found on tumblr (posts and replies/tags), so I don't even know the timelines 😅

Does Suguro still works as a sorcerer? Maybe, either he left like Nanami or that incident with the twins motivate him to do more so no one would experience what the twins have, of course Kagome reinforce he either went with her or with one of her shikigamis -at least until the twins are deemed older enough- ("You can be really hardhead when you want to be, but you are my hardhead" "Love you too, dear"). Where's Satoru? Doing jobs without much rest; if I'm not mistaken the higher-ups separate and put the both of them on a lot of missions after Riko, and that's why he didn't even notice how bad Suguro was until it was too late; so I'm gonna use this as an excuse of why he didn't knew about Kagome before (and that Suguro didn't want to share, if the other Satorus can be possessive and don't want to share their Kagome then Suguro can be one too 😂)

Plot bunnies have been going crazy lately. Might write a Suguru x Kagome x Satoru fic where Kagome and Suguru are in a relationship (married). One night/day something happens with Kagome and Satoru. Could be a dance or a touch, but Suguru sees it and instead of being jealous, realizes he wants more.

Idk. Still thinking it through

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You were given the power to turn into a horse specifically as a lesson in order to overcome your fear of horses

But I'm supossed to be the NPC, not the main character!

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I need to run a survey really quick. This isn't serious, but I need people to cooperate and not cheat for the sake of it because it'll skew the results.

Imagine you wake up tomorrow and you realize you (and everyone else in the world) can turn into an animal (And back into a human) at will.

Please go to this link to see what animal it will be for you:

(this is random, and yes, you only get one, no redos)

With this in mind, please reply to the following questions as truthfully as possible based on your current situation. (Not an ideal fantasy one.)

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i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

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Are there any Ichigo/Kagome fics that you would recommend?

Honestly I want recs too so…

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Brainstorm: Sesshomaru x Kagome x Satoru Fic

“I think he’s dead,” a woman says. Satoru’s brows furrow together. His body hurts like a motherfucker.

“Then leave him. We do not have time for this.”

“We could at least bury the guy.”

Satoru groans. He’s not dead, but he sure as hell feels like someone took a sword to his head again. He opens his eyes and blinks. 

“Oh! You’re alive,” the woman exclaims. “How do you feel?”

He sits up and then freezes. The hell is that energy? Satoru glances over to the side and grits his teeth. He doesn’t know what the fuck that is, but the white-haired male with markings on his face is not human. Cursed energy may feel monstrous at times, but it’s nothing like what’s coming from that thing. 

On the other hand, the pretty woman next to him feels pure. Light. Nothing like that other white-haired male.

“Priestess, leave the human and let us go.”

She rolls her brown eyes and scoffs. “I’m human and no, we aren’t leaving him. He’s in the same predicament we’re in…. I think.”

“And where is here?” Satoru questions. Damn, his throat is dry too. He hates this. Satoru looks around. The vegetation is all wrong. The grass is purple, and the sky is yellow. Where the fuck is he? 

“We don’t know,” she admits. “But we all woke up here. Well, Sesshomaru woke up first.” She presses her lips together. “Sorry, I’m Kagome, by the way.”

“…Satoru.” He stands, ignoring how Kagome frets over him. Her hand touches him and he rears back. What the hell? 

“Sorry!” She holds her hands up. “You shouldn’t stand so suddenly. You were out longer than us.” 

Satoru’s nostrils flare. “It’s fine,” he bites out. “You said you were human, like me. What is he?”

Sesshomaru quirks a brow. “Demon and you will address this Sesshomaru, as Sesshomaru-sama.”

The fuck he will. 

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now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.

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if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car

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Sneak peak/not edited

“I’d love to be at the mercy of you. You like bondage?”

Kagome tilts her head to the side. “Can’t say I’ve ever done it. You want me to bind you?”

“There’s no bindings that can hold me.”

“But I’m a priestess,” she points out. “I can put a seal on the rope so you can’t get out unless I want you to.”

Satoru hums and looks at his wrists. “Anything else you want me to pick up?”

“Clamps.” She waits for the disgust to flint across his face, but it never does. Satoru smiles at her so brightly she almost needs sunglasses. “You’re such a pervert,” she says with a snort.

“Oink oink.”

She laughs as she brushes past him. 

“GOJO-SAN!”

Oh. She forgot about Ijichi-san. Koushi’s giggles follow after Ijichi-san’s cries.

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I’m sorry friends, but “just google it” is no longer viable advice. What are we even telling people to do anymore, go try to google useful info and the first three pages are just ads for products that might be the exact opposite of what the person is trying to find but The Algorithm thinks the words are related enough? And if it’s not ads it’s just sponsored websites filled with listicles, just pages and pages of “TOP FIFTEEN [thing you googled] IMAGINED AS DISNEY PRINCESSES” like… what are we even doing anymore, google? I can no longer use you as shorthand for people doing real and actual helpful research on their own.

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I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...