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Welcome to the Fallout AU- The Neighbors 

Home

*In this AU, Home is a Vault which houses and protects an entire town called The Neighborhood inside it. Thr Neighborhood consist of Nine people (minus Home themselves): Wally, YN, Julie, Poppy, Sally, Howdy,  Barnaby, Eddie, and Frank.

*Home is Aware. 

*Home has a Mental connection with Wally and can take control of the other's body. When Home is in control, Wallys eyes are swirls. 

*Despite that, Home is a Good Guy in this AU. He just wants to protect his Friends/Residents from the Wasteland outside of His walls.

*Despite multiple attempts by numerous fractions, Home's walls have never been breached. 

Frank

* 7'6"

* In charge of Research and Development

* A temporary Teacher when YN was a child

* Is married to Eddie Dear

* Has his own personal Garden

* Can play the Bass

* Weapon: A Modified Laser Gun, Enforced Military Grade Combat Knife (No one else is aware he has these) 

* Frank and Eddie are Julie's adopted parents in this AU

* Has never left the Vault himself, but has plenty of surface materials and data thanks to Wally. 

* Is fascinated by the Wasteland's creatures and how they've developed, especially bugs

Howdy

* 9'8"

* Runs the Vaults only store and tends to the Neighborhood's Garden

* Safeguards the Red Apples from Wally. Since Apples are extinct on the surface, the only Apples left in this AU comes from Howdy's Apple Orchard. He keeps some apples to replant therefore he has to make sure Wally doesn't steal/eat them all. (Howdy is literally protecting the Last Source of  Apples from extinction)

* Howdy always has new supplies in His Story on a Daily Basic but no one is sure where he gets it from and no one really wants to question it either. Many just assume Home or Wally gives him the supplies.

Eddie

*7'7"

* Is Married to Frank Frankly

*In charge of the Pipboy Maintenance and Communication Systems throughout the Vault

*Eddie is from originally a Courier from outside the Vault and was found with a head wound by Wally during one of his first expeditions into the Wasteland. Because of this Eddie has a Form of Mild Amnesia and believes he has always lived inside Home with the others. 

Julie

*5'8"

*In This AU, Julie is the smallest neighbor inside the vault and is Frank and Eddie's adopted daughter. 

Sally

*5'9"

*In charge of Security. To be honest, this job is more for show than anything. No one has ever gotten past home and those in the Neighborhood are friends so there was no need for it. Sally chose she job because it let her dress up and put on a show everyday.

* Spends most of her free time writing scripts or in the Theater 

Poppy

*7'9"

* The Chef of the Neighborhood and Vault Doctor. Poppy is much like the Mom of the Vault and tends to ensure everyone is well and feed.

Barnaby 

*8'0"

* In charge of Maintenance. While Home has never been broken into and holds a whole town inside it, Home is still a vault and needs to be maintained to run at optimal percentage. 

[super-optimisticgentleman]

Welcome to The Fallout Welcome Home\Fallout Au Idea

Welcome to the Fallout

A Welcome Home\Fallout AU

⦁ Self-Aware Wally & Home

⦁ This AUs Wally is taller than Cannon Wally as he's 7'5".

⦁ Welcome Home Neighborhood is a Vault Settlement.

⦁ Home is the Vault itself. Yes, its alive and therefore has never been broken into once despite raiders, enclave, and CO. attempts.

⦁ Wally is like the Overseer of the Vault. He is also the only Neighbor to have left the Vault. He never speaks about what he saw out there in the wasteland and no one asks after getting shut down the first time they tried.

⦁ Wally is Aware he's the creation of someone from our world and wants to change his world.

⦁ Wally believes if he gets rid of the Creator he can take over the AU and rewrite it so that he and his friends\neighbors have better lives.

⦁ YN is the Creator of the AU. YN is a child from a bad family home who created the AU as a means of Escapism. They're not aware they're hobby has actually become a seperate reality and that their attempts at escaping their reality is affecting this new world.

⦁ Wally enenturally finds his way to the real world only to find that the 'Monster' he has been targeting for years now is just a child, who doesn't even know what they've done. They've just been writing and drawing his world to have an escape from their own.

⦁ Wally is like a ghost in the real world, Only YN can see him therefore everyone else believes he's an imaginary friend. Wally does not like YN's Family. He tends to follow them around everywhere.

⦁ Wally does not like YN's family, if they could even be called that.

⦁ Wally now has a complication. He can't exactly kill or immate the kid but the more they write the draw the more his world changes, so he tries to convince them to be softer on their characters.

⦁ Sometimes Wally even comes up with new ideas for the AU that helps not only his Neighborhood, but the Wasteland as well. Though he needs convience YN to write the ideas down as when he attempts to write them nothing changes.

⦁ Since they created it, only YN can alter the AU. It's a sort of putting one's heart and Soul into their creation which means the whole AU is built from pieces of YN, including the characters. Wally is Self-Aware because he has a bigger piece of YN than most. Home is aware because its Home, a representation of everything YN believes a Home should be.

⦁ Because of the instability of their home life and how their parents can flip on a switch, YN keeps everything about their AU in a notebook that they always carry on them.

⦁ YN has an older brother who is considered the Family's Golden Child. He personally doesn't have anything against YN but the two of them don't talk or see each other much as he's constantly under the strain of holding up the Family's expections.

⦁ YN knowns Wally isn't an imaginery friend but instead thinks Wally is a form of their concious. They know its not healthy to see such hullications and interact with them, but doesn't care enough to stop.

⦁ Wally is better Parent\Guardian than YNs whole family. I personally like the idea of Wally being better with children and having a protective nature over them becuase not only did this one used to be a Child Show Main Character, but now lives in an Fallout AU where everything wants to kill you and unfortunately, children are considered easy targets.

⦁ Wally only spends six months in the real world as a ghost before needing to go back, but he doesn't go back empty handed. Instead he returns to The Vault (Home) with a new resident in a the form of a child with a notebook. Which is how this AU gets its YN.

⦁ YNs Brother is the only person who doesn't believe YN ran away, but was instead kidnapped. He's been looking for them for years with no luck and his only clue being a fallen out page from their journal discussing their newest companion with a drawing of Wally and YN on it.

⦁ Beause of how young they were and the whole 'Suprise Demisnion Traveling' issue, YN doesn't remember much of their life before the 'Neighborhood'.

⦁ As for the Neighbors they just know Wally left the Vault for six months only to come back with a child. No one really questions it as its Wally and he's taken care of looking after the child since bringing them back.

⦁ When they're older YN and Wally are going to end up sharing the same body. Sort of like a permanent fusion due to Spoiler.

⦁ YN\Wally an easy way to tell which of these two is in control of the body is eye color and hair style.

⦁ YN\Wally does like apples, though not the same type. YN likes sweet green apples while Wally likes crisp red apples. Neither are willing to compromise on which is better so they usually carry one of each.

⦁ YN\Wally can play three instruments: The Violin, The Piano, and The Flute. Though they could probably kill people if they tried playing the Guitar as they have no talent for it and can't even tell how bad they sound on it.

Younger YN & Wally

⦁ YN and Wally are seperate people at this point of time.

⦁ Wally basically went to murder their Creator, but ending up finding a child and kidnapping them instead. YN is still considered Missing in the Real World.

⦁ Wally took responsibility for and ended up raising YN himself.

⦁ YN doesn't remember much of their early life before the Neighborhood. Wally prevers it that way.

⦁ YN's favorite Neighbor, besides Wally and Home, is Frank. He may seem grumpy to them, but they like how honest he is with them no matter how bad a situation is and how he's willing to spend time and effort to teach them whatever they ask him about.

⦁ Under Wally and the Neighborhood's care, YN grows up to be a curious child. They always ask questions and want to know more about everything around them. Becuase of this, YN manages to sneaks out of the vault when they're thirteen. They didn't get far but they did learn that the outside world wasn't as Friendly as the Neighborhood.

⦁ They end up getting saved by a Mysterious Stranger who led them back to Home's door before vanishing. Wally found them soon after and he wasn't happy once he realized where they had been and what had almost happened.

⦁ Wally's first time adventuring out into the Wasteland wasn't much better. He actually Blinked his first encounter outside of the Vault in self defense.

Older YN & Wally

⦁ YN is Eighteen at this time.

⦁ They are 7'5".

⦁ YN and Wally are fused together and therefore share the same body, due to Spoiler. Usually their eyes help identify who is in control at the moment: Black eyes is Wally and Silver eyes is YN. If one eye is black and one eye is silver, that means they're both in control.

⦁ YN\Wally has a 30' red scarf made of military grade ballistic fibers they can use as a weapon or even restraints if necessary.

⦁ Despite being able to communicate mentally with one another, YN\Wally do tend to talk to themselves out loud at times though usually only when they're alone, though sometimes they'll forget and slip up every now and then.

⦁ YN and Wally also share each other's memories to the point they lived each other's lives. Sometimes they find it hard to remember which one of them is YN and which one of them is Wally.

⦁ YN\Wally has Wally's blue hair, but tend to have to compromise on how to style it. YN\Wally wears their hair in a braid when just YN is in control, a pompadour when just Wally is in control, and both when sharing control.

⦁ YN\Wally can eat by blinking and have Wally's 'Scary Face', so to speak. Though thanks to YN's side of the fusion, they don't like eating where other's can see them.

⦁ Wally\YN are very secrective when it comes to speaking of matters concerning themselves. They never outright lie, but they won't correct a person who makes a wrong assumption. They also never tell anyone that they're more there's more than one person in their body.

⦁ Because they are two separate people, sharing a body, YN/Wally can seem Bipolar at times. Especially when they disagree on a matter.

⦁ YN\Wally are Asexual. Though they're open to using any pronouns they prefer They/Them.

⦁ YN and Wally can travel through the Wallyverse and the YN\Neighborverse. They like to hang out in Neighborverse with the other YNs.

⦁ They also like to spend time with Watcher Wally as he's the so called 'Mom' of the group. They also don't mind spending time with Lovesick as they're immune, but they really don't want to get locked up with him.

⦁ Hunter Wally is not able to track YN\Wally as they would other Wally's since they're both a YN and a Wally at the same time. Its a complex issue, so it more luck than anything when he runs across them. It took him a while to even realize they were a Wally and needed to be returned to their AU.

This AU is still being filled out and likely be updated and altered as its expanded. This is just a basic outline for the moment.

[super-optimisticgentleman]

Mistaken Jedi

What if all the Jedi where actually Siths, but they where so horrible at being Siths everyone mistook them for Jedi. In the beginning they probably tried correcting people, but no one believed them because everyone 'Knows' The Sith are evil bastards and these guys go around helping everyone they can without asking for anything in return so Obviously they're not Sith, but instead the Sith's Mortal Enemies: The Jedi. They probably try pointing out their gold/amber eyes but people believe they have an eye infection and try taking them to a healer because 'you really should get that looked at before it gets worse'. They try using the force to prove there Sith but the people just assume it's a 'Jedi' thing since none of them are Force Sensitive and these are Obviously Not Sith, but Confused Jedi who probably got hit in the head sometime during that last fight. After a while they probably got tired of correcting people so they just started wearing colored contacts and nodding along if only to save themselves the headache of arguing.

Palatine, like everyone else, actually does believe them to be Jedi when he finally meets them as he's Obviously the Last Sith once he kills his Master. Though sometimes he finds they feel a bit familiar for some reason he can't quite put his finger on.

By time the Clone Wars come around, the Clones take one look at their new Generals them look towards one another and wonder "Should we tell anyone these aren't Jetti?"

But after a while, seeing how these the Rest of the Galaxy treats them compared to these 'Jedi', the Clones decide to keep quiet on the matter. After all, they where made for the Jedi -even if their Jedi where so obviously Sith it was hilariously painful to watch them pretend to be Jedi- where; in the words of the Galaxy: 'obviously Very Confused Jedi who hit their heads too many times and now thought themselves Sith Lord's. '

[super-optimisticgentleman]

Star Wars AU- Time Traveling Clones save the Galaxy by kidnapping Jedi

After their Deaths, The Clones wake up on kimono years before they were discovered by the Jedi.

The Clones immediately start a hostile takeover once the shock settled in followed by a rapid sense of hope upon realizing Their Jedi Generals, Commander, and shinnies are still alive.

After the hostile takeover is a success the Clones begin the process of removing their Chips. (They could still recall how with just three little words they had been turned into literal meat droids that instantly turned on and betrayed their Jedi without a second. Never again, they promise themselves)

After their chips are removed the clones start plotting on earnest. They don’t trust the republic due to their actions during and after the war. (There was no way they where going to serves the Republic, who chose to follow the lead of A Sith, that betrayed not only themselves but their Jedi. A Republic that cheered and applauded every time they heard news of a Jedi’s Death)

The Clones have massive trust issues with anything that’s title does not start with ‘Je’ and end with ‘Di’.

Deciding the Republic couldn’t be saved (Not that they wanted to save those honor-less, backstabbing, Sith Supporting bastards), The Clones decide to start a third fraction that would avoid the war if it could while also separating itself from the Republic.

Things aren’t so bad in the beginning: they find a suitable planet and start colonizing it, start building proper homes and defenses, growing food, extra.... and then, like always something goes wrong. Commander Wolffe and his Wolfpack having taken a few days off planet for a matter of ‘life and Death’ come back with their Jedi: Plo Koon (aka: General Bluir). Now this wouldn’t be a problem (in the previous timeline General Bluir had gone out of his way to adopt every clone and was in turn adored by said clones) if it wasn’t for three small facts:

1.) This Plo Koon has never meet them and wasn’t meant to for years to come.

2.) They weren’t ready for any Jedi yet as they where still in the process of building them a temple for them to live in.

3.) Wolffee and his pack has obviously kidnapped a Jedi if the amount of ropes and chains carefully around the other was any indication.

Despite having been kidnapped from out of the safety of the Jedi temple itself, Plo Koon is rather calm about the whole situation. (The Kel Dor just shrugs and says something about it being ‘around that time of year’ when asked how he can be so calm on the matter. This leads to a rather interesting conversation with an obvious Plo Koon and horrified clones learning that the all Jedi are constantly kidnapped so much they actually make bets on the matter about who would be kidnapped and why while also having a set schedule for the matter) Just so we’re clear, Mace won this years bet. (The others having bet on Skywalker or Kenobi since those two have a high rate of finding trouble. ) The Clones are utterly horrified learning this as to them it’s further proof the Republic couldn’t be trusted and their Jedi obviously needed them to survive as they clearly lacked self survival instincts. Plo Koon’s attitude doesn’t help: the Kel Dor is clam and rather cheerfully about the whole matter as he offers them advice on how a proper kidnapping is done, how to negotiate the words of a ransom to be just threatening enough to of be taken seriously without the threat of being stormed by other Jedi for going too far, ect..... (More than a few clones have to be sedated from hunting down Plo’s past kidnappers when he casually mentions past experiences.) Plo stays with the Wolfpack while the other clones work on the temple at a neck breaking speed. As the temple is nearing completion, The second and third Jedi is kidnapped by a clone, who didn’t mean to but couldn’t just leave General Depa behind after running across her and her Padawan while gather supplies on another planet. Mace is the fourth kidnapped Jedi, but unlike the others he comes to the planet by himself and casually informs the Clones that they have now 'kidnapped' him. (Mace glares at the first clone that tries to protest before informing them: "You ARE going to kidnap me, and you're going to be HAPPY about it. Understand?!)

After finishing the temple, the Clones find kidnapping Jedi far too easy: Some of them stand outside their temple with packed bags and wait for them, children cling to their legs and beg them to take them back with them, Crèche Masters hand over their charges with diaper bags and detailed lists on how to care for them, Temple Guards happy let them in without a second thought. For the Jedi being kidnapped is an honor. For the Clones it’s another sign of the Republic’s failure towards their Jedi. Because of this, the Clones are all but smothering the Jedi with their love in hopes they can undo this self destructive mindset. When the Republic finally does learn of the Separatist, the Jedi all too happy inform them that they CAN’T come to their rescue as they have all been kidnapped by a third party who forbids them from working with/for a Govern Body under the leadership of a Hidden Sith Lord. SPECIAL NOTE: In the end of the story, Plo Koon and the other Jedi casually relieve that they too are also time travelers sent back by the force, which was why they allowed the clones to kidnap them so easily and viewed it as an honor. When the shocked clones managed to ask how it even happened all eyes turn towards Obi-wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker. In this story: Time Traveling Clones are overprotective Mother Hens who kidnap Jedi, Plo Koon adopts said army of Time Traveling Clones, and the Jedi are Time TravelingTrolls

[super-optimisticgentleman]

Once Lost, Now Found AU Drabble

Star Wars/Any and All Fandoms AU- Once Lost, Now Found

What happens When an invasion of Clones/Storm Troopers from another Multiverse causes every soul on Our Planet Earth to awaken their old memories/abilities?

The Answer= Total Chaos.

Humanity has never bowed to an outside threat before and were not going to start now. Sheev may have bitten off a bit more then he could chew this time.

A reversal of My Lost Souls AUs.

I thought up this idea after writing out the idea process for ‘The Force is a Troll’ and since all good stories need a villain, Sheev volunteered. The basic thought of this is: What if instead of going to another Multiverse the danger comes to us instead?

Our World/Multiverse is a Nexus point for deceased souls to heal by living a new peaceful (If rather boring) life.

Our Multiverse is Self Aware/ Overprotective. It does its best to look after the Souls healing within it, but what happens when it can’t protect them from the threat of another universe? Simple, it awakens every soul within it so they can protect themselves.

The Souls are NOT limited to just one fandom, they can literally be ANYONE from ANY Fandom. The Souls are also not limited to one Reality (The best example I can think for this is Commander Shepard. A soul in Our Multiverse could be a Male Sentinel Shepard while another could be a Female Infiltrator Shepard ‘healing’ within the same era. )

We do not approve of Sheev trying to expand his Empire into Our Multiverse. We approve even less when all out past lives memories/abilities are unlocked. (Especially those who where once Jedi despite the difference in their former realities. )

Sheev became screwed the moment our Multiverse chose to Awaken the Souls inhabiting it.

[super-optimisticgentleman]

Those Old Songs

Gravity Falls x Bendy and the Ink Machine AU/ Drabble

One of Stanley Pines alias is Henry Stein.

*He was in an accident not long after being kicked out which results in complete amnesia. Unfortunately, no one knows who he is nor can they find any identification on the other.

*He meets Joey Drew at the hospital (being the other person in the accident ) and is practically adopted as a brother by the other. Joey is the one to help him pick his name.

*The two are like brothers (twins) to the point they introduce each other as such...They both attend school together where Henry is discovered to have a talent for art.

*They created Joey Drew Studios together (different name in the beginning) and keep working together for years. Until Joey begins to loose his mind. Joey must be the one to push Henry to leave. Rambling madly about Demons, Deals, saving Henry/ His Soul, and for the other to get out now while he has a chance.

*Not long after the ‘Breakdown’, as he calls it, Henry is Drafted. He served for six years before coming home, only to find out through local media that Joey Drew and his staff has disappeared while the Studio has been shut down for years.

*During the six years of war, Henry starts remembering bits and pieces of being Stanley Pines, but he still doesn’t remember a large portion of his old life. Only someone important to him called Stanford/‘Sixer’.

*Henry makes a good life for himself after returning from the war. He has a job in animation and meets a BAMF woman called Linda who could easily kick his ass up and down the street without even trying. (Henry instantly falls in love).

*Three years later, the two are married and living a happy life (Henry is an animator while Linda is a Detective) when a postcard arrives from Gravity Falls.

*Linda (being aware of her husbands Amnesia and how the only thing he truly remember is the same name as the one on the postcard) accompanies Henry to Gravity Falls.  (Stan/Henry doesn’t have a beer gut, but is rather well muscled due to working out with Linda. Nor does he grow a mullet. )

*The meeting with Stanley does not go in the least how Stanford expected it. Instead of the twin from his memories, he’s met with An amnesiac Stanley who believes his name is Henry Stein and his brother’s wife. (Had he still been himself, Stanford would have pushed for the other to take his journal and sail the world, but he’s not....Stanley was no longer Stanley but an innocent man with a family searching for a clue of who he once was. He was dragging an innocent man, his own twin, into his mistakes.)

*Stan/Henry and Stanford don’t have a brawl in the basement, but where rather having tea in the living room when the whole house starts trembling as though caught in an earthquake. Stanford rushes off with Linda and Henry following him only to find that the portal had somehow started up. (Henry overhears the man who is supposed to e his biological twin cursing someone called ‘Bill’ as he tries to shut it down. )

*Henry is branded due to being knocked off his feet during a tremor, this same tremor causes Stanford and Linda to be knocked into the portals reach. Henry tries to save the two but doesn’t make it in time causing Linda to disappear with Stanford inside the portal leaving only a panicked Henry behind.  *Henry does NOT steal Stanford’s ID, but rather calls in a favor to forge some documents to make it seem like Stanford sold him the house so he could travel the world doing Research. (Thanks to Joey he knows exactly who to talk to for such a thing)

~~~~ *While Henry is stuck dealing with twenty years of trying to fix the portal, dream demons, and his great niece and nephews ‘adventures’, Linda and Stanford travel the multiverse together. 

*Linda is a Terrifying Woman, with an amazing aim, whom even Bill Cipher might have a healthy amount of fear/respect for. (”“Not my eye! Why do you always go for my eye?!”)

*Stanford approves of his Brother’s Wife though questions wither or not she’s actually human and not a supernatural creature pretending to be human.  (In the end it doesn’t really matter seeing as he had already dated a siren so who was he to judge?) ~~~~~

*Henry/Stan stays in shape over the twenty years he’s trying to get his wife and Twin Brother back.  *He slowly starts remembering more about being Stanley Pines and a pa him can’t help but be grateful he had left said life behind after his accident as it gave him another chance to do things right. (In his opinion, Stanley was Driving headfirst for a steep cliff that would haunt him for the rest of his life, while Henry climbed to the top and found love)

*I haven’t made up my mind about the Mystery Shack just yet. Henry isn’t exactly the type of person to con someone, but maybe he opens animation classes instead. (Teaching future artist seems like something he would do.)

*Soos still ends up as the handyman though.  *The twins still show up to spend the summer with him as well.  *Bill is more cautious about entering Stanley/ Henry’s mind. (Something about the place wasn’t right. For the most part, everything seemed normal, but then there was those dark hallways filled with dripping black ink....For some reason he feels as though he’s being watched)

~~~~~~

*After erasing Bill, everything that was Stanley Pines is once more gone forever leaving only Henry Stein in his place. Henry has no idea how he or his beloved Linda got here or who these people -coughLunaticscough- are but he’s willing to give them a chance to explain themselves.

*Not long after Weirdmaggedon, Henry gets a letter addressed to him from Joey Drew asking him to drop by the Studio to ‘show him something.

*Time runs differently inside the studio. (A minute in the real world is a year inside the studio. Therefore an hour in the real world is sixty years in the studio. And a day in the real world is 2400 years in the studio.)

*No one inside the studio ages. Nor can they truly die. (Henry just reappear at a Bendy Statue like in the game.)

*Henry has to spend at least Five Real World years trapped inside the studio before Stanford shows up.

*Stanford has been a mess since his twin disappeared and is determined not to fail his twin again. While also blaming himself for this mess as he was the one who insisted Henry come here after receiving the letter despite Henry’s protest about having a bad feeling about it.

*Bendy dislikes Stanford. (Stanford’s Journals and usual means of dealing with spirits/demons doesn’t work on Bendy, yet the other kept getting in his way and stealing His Creator from him. ) But that’s alright, the feeling is mutual.

*Three Real World years after Stanford disappears, (a total of eight years since Henry disappeared without a trace) Linda shows up at the Studio as well. *The Twins, Dipper and Mabel, arrive around the studio Twelve Years Later (Henry/Stan having spent a al of twenty real years inside the Studio at this point) in an attempt to learn the Truth about what happened to their Grunkles and Linda. (No one outside of Gravity Falls believed their child selves when they tried telling others about the letter from Joey Drew.)

*Though they came looking for proof and answers, the twins are surprised upon finding their missing Relatives  having not age a day since they last saw them. 

~~~~~

*If they meet, Joey and Stanford automatically dislike each other for reasons neither of them are willing to speak. (That bastard keeps trying to steal MY twin!)

*Bendy has an obsession with Henry and doesn’t like sharing with anyone. (Henry  was HIS. HIS Creator. HIS Missing Piece. Not Joeys. Not Alices. Not Boris. And especially not Theirs. All Henry needed was him and all he needed was Henry)

*Bendy and Henry have a mental connection even if Henry is unaware of it. (Ever since he was created Bendy has been able to hear a soft whisper in the back of his head and at first thought it to be Joey, thought it proof that the other still cared despite his actions until he one day came to the realization the voice, while that of his creator, was not Joey Drew.)

*Joey is crippled due to Bendy attempting and failing to absorb when he first assumes was his missing piece (All he wanted was to be whole and protect his Creator. Was that too much to ask for?)

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[super-optimisticgentleman]

A Friendship to Die For

AN: I'm not going to lie, this whole story will have a dark undertone to it.

What if the Demons hadn't used Holy Water but something else while the Angels still used Just Hellfire?

What if Aziraphale never told anyone of the deception but accepted his fate so that Crowley would be safe?

What if 'Aziraphale' was released to be left alone but no matter how long 'Aziraphale' waited 'Crowley' never showed that day in the park and the came the announcement from Hell claiming 'Crowley' was dead?

What if the news drove 'Aziraphale' insane because, despite it all, all his efforts and plotting to protect the other, his best friend was still dead and worst of all: It was all his fault.

*Crowley blames himself for Aziraphale's Death because it was his plan to swap so they both survived their punishments. He was certain the Angels would use Hell Fire- and was right- while the Demons would use Holy Water.... He never considered they would use another punishment entirely.

*'Aziraphale' doesn't cope with the news of 'Crowley's death well. His emotions are like a rollercoaster as they constantly shift from denial to rage, then sorrow and grief, then back.

*Crowley has an unhealthy way of coping with Aziraphale's death: He pretends to be Aziraphale. He originally started doing it as a way to protect both himself and Aziraphale's home as he was convinced the Angel would come back at any moment- where they would then swap their bodies back- and wouldn't be too pleased to have lost his home Twice. Over time Crowley starts convincing himself he IS Aziraphale- for His Angel cannot be dead if he is His Angel- and it was Crowley, himself, who died that day.

What if 'Aziraphale' meet a white-haired, blue-eyed teen at Fell's Bookshop?

*He keeps this up for twenty-one years, despite the worry and concern of anyone around him, until he meets an eighteen-year-old by the name of Ezira in 2011 while managing Aziraphale's shop.

*At first things aren't that bad between them: 'Aziraphale' is certain the Teen is actually His Angel- he could feel it in his very bones- and doesn't want to scare the other off; (Instead of acting like Aziraphale, like he usually did, Crowley is acting like the Old Crowley once more) And for a while things seem fine....  But they're not, those who know the Truth of 'Aziraphale are concerned seeing how Crowley is acting to this human child that looks & acts so much like the real Aziraphale. (It doesn't help matters when one of them notice Crowley stalking Ezira home).

*Ezira is warned by several of them to stay away from Crowley since he is both 'Unstable' and 'dangerous' but what none of them knew was that Crowley had been on his way to drop off new books -Cough-Visit-And-Ensure-Himself-Aziraphale-Was-Still-There-And-Not-A-Figment-Of-His-Imagination-Cough- for Ezira and overheard them.

*Crowley is not happy. The way he sees it, he has lost Aziraphale twice already (even if he didn't actually lose His Angel the first time) and now those who were supposed to be His "Friends" were trying to ensure he lost Aziraphale again.   *He does not handle is the best way possible.

*Several lethal accidents happen to befall those who were talking to Ezira that day (They barely survive by the skin of the teeth) as Crowley finds it even harder to let Ezira out of his line of sight. (He terrified if he looks away the other will disappear and leave him alone forever).

*Anathema Device-Pulsifer recognizes a Demonic Miracle for what it is, even more so when one of them almost kills her husband, Newton- after he had tried to warn the teenager who resembled the real Aziraphale away from Crowley. She begins to grow alarmingly concerned (They knew Crowley was unstable, everyone knew it, especially after Aziraphale's Death; but they didn't think he was this unstable that he would kill them just for speaking their mind. )

*Things go from bad to worse as the group finds themselves even more determined to separate Crowley from Ezira for the teen's own protection. (They try talking sense into Crowley but he is beyond listening as he's certain the others just want to see him suffer by taking away the one good thing in his life while Eriza, on the other hand, listens and promises to grant the man space.)

*Ezira tries to grant the other space and manages to stay away for all of three days before he comes home to find the other making tea in his apartment.

*Crowley doesn't blame Eriza for avoiding him, he blames the others instead of trying to scare His Angle away from him; but that's alright, he's going to fix everything.

*Crowley is determined to fix everything (He knows a -highly forbidden- ritual that could return Azirpahle both his grace and memories; but he's afraid he'll lose Eriza if he leaves him out alone so he kidnaps the teen and takes him to a home he and Aziraphale bought for their 'retirement'. (He pretty much miracle the doors leading outside to open for no one but himself.)

*The last thing Eriza remembers if drinking the tea. When he wakes it's in a bedroom he doesn't recognize and no matter how hard he tries neither the window nor the door will open. (He's made a terrible mistake, Eriza realizes as he watches with wide eyes as Mr. Fell seemed to ripple before simmering away to reveal a slender, dark-haired man wearing dark sunglasses despite them being indoors. )

*A week later; Eighteen years old, Eriza Light is announced Missing after failing to show up at both his classes and apartment.

*Crowley is a brilliant actor and manages to trick even those suspecting him of the child's disappearance that he has no part in it and is furiously searching for the teen he's certain is his Angel.

*Eriza, on the other hand, is terrified as he's beginning to understand why so many people kept trying to warn him away from 'Mr. Fell'. (Though he doubts anyone knew Mr. Fell wasn't actually Mr. Fell but another man entirely who insisted on being called 'Crowley' or 'My Dear'. )

*Eriza is frightened of Crowley -Despite his best attempts, he can't quite suppress his unstable mindset especially when Erzia tries to bring up going home- but finds The large oversized snake that keeps sneaking into his lap comforting.  ('He's living a Nightmare, it was the only way Eriza could think to describe his current state of existence, a horrid nightmare he doubts he'll ever wake from....Well, at least he wasn't completely alone with this lunatic.')

*Crowley doesn't fault/blame Eriza for anything. He knows he's scaring the other- and it doesn't help those bastards have put ideas into the teen's head- but he'll make everything better soon enough. Until then though....Well, His Angel always did like snakes and who could possibly resist one big enough to cuddle with? (Fortunately for him, Ezira is scared of giant snakes as a normal person would be. Though he'll still be cautious about sleeping in the same room as one seeing as large snakes are known to eat men/women/children and he would rather not be eaten in his sleep.) (Crowley thinks his reasoning is ridiculous -He's not going to eat his angel- but can't fault the other's logic.... That still doesn't stop him from Miracling himself inside and standing guard/watching the other sleep.)

*A month passes...Than Two...and then three, but no one ever finds any signs of Eriza Light. Eriza, himself, is beginning to feel worn down and tired from all his constant escape attempts. Crowley is pleasantly happy (He doesn't really min Eriza trying to escape him because he knows for the other to actually do so he'll need a miracle which he can't perform) as he brings home dinner from the Ritz.

*Things get a bit darker from here as Crowley works to gather all the ingredients to complete the ritual while trying to win over Ezira Light (in human form) like he once did Aziraphale.... So far, his snake form is having better luck then him; but at least- even if the other doesn't realize it- Ezira is still talking to him.

*Mulitple beings (Angels, Humans, and Demons) Die at Crowley's hands.

*Ezira tries his hand at another method: Maybe if he figured out what was wrong with this 'Crowley' and fixed it, he could do home. (AKA: Demonic Miracles might be cheating but Crowley is desperate for Aziraphale to talk to his humanoid self.)

Notes:

*Crowley is mentally unstable and while he never wants- nor plans- to hurt Eriza he tends to forget:

1.)Eriza is human instead of an angel. Therefore needs to be dealt with 'Kid Gloves' so to speak (Like all other humans) but Crowley tends to forget that leading to plenty of bruises and broken bones. (Remember: Just because you fix it, doesn't mean you didn't break it.)

2.)What he sees as 'normal' most sane people would see as inhumane.

3.)It is not healthy for anyone of his age (6,000 YRS +)-(Or anyone of any age for that matter)- to always be watching/stalking/kidnapping children. 

4.) Even if Eriza is Azirpahle, he has no memories of being so and therefore does not know Crowley like he used to.

*Eriza Light actually is Aziraphale, who was granted a second chance by God but has no memories of being anything but a human. (As far as he is concerned this is his first, and only, Life. Therefore, he has no memories of Crowley and as far as he's concerned Crowley is insane. (...He's not completely wrong.)

*The ritual spoke of is forbidden for a reason. Not only does it take time to create but the ingredients for it require the Deaths of several Angels, Demons, and human to complete. Alongside the living sacrifice of the person who's memories/Grace, you're trying to restore.  (In other words, Crowley is going to have to kill several Angels, Demons, and humans before killing Eriza to get Azriphale back.) Once completed the Target (Aziraphale) will have no memories of his human life. To him, he was just talking to God about a second chance and then woke up to his Crowley hovering overhead.

[super-optimisticgentleman]

Aziraphale, hanging out on Noah’s Ark watching the flood waters rise. Hears a noise down in the hull and goes to investigate.

Finds Crowley stowed away in the hull along with several hundred Mesopotamian children ranging in age from infants to late teens.

Crowley, in the middle of passing around a bread basket that endlessly refills itself, looks up like a deer in headlights. “Okay, I can explain this…”

—Later that day—

Crowley, while bottle feeding one of the infants: I mean clearly the Almighty wants these children dead, what with their capacity for evil and stuff, so by saving them all, I’m actually going against the Ineffable Plan.

Aziraphale, hiding a smile: Right. Makes perfect sense.

Crowley: I’m being very evil here.

Aziraphale: Of course you are.

Crowley: …you’re not about to throw them all overboard, are you? Because I will fight you.

Aziraphale: Oh, no. You’ve clearly outwitted me this time. I must accept my defeat with grace. And Noah has enough on his plate with the animals, I shouldn’t burden him with this. You’ve won this round, wily serpent.

Crowley, getting choked up: Y-Yes, that’s right. I’m very wily. And evil. Don’t forget that.

[super-optimisticgentleman]

omggg i love this idea so muuuuch!!!!!! i have so many ideas aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[super-optimisticgentleman]

Aizawa: please, just for a few hours

Mic: what do you take me for, a COWARD?

[super-optimisticgentleman]

Replay

Yamada Hizashi has been missing for fifteen years after a night out on patrol. Though his body was ever found though most suspected the Voice hero to be deceased until......

*Fifteen years ago, Aizawa Shota married Yamada Hizashi.

*The two of them had an argument one night (caused by Shota's self-doubts or something) which results in Hizashi leaving for patrol. (I love you," The Voice Hero smiled softly at his husband, hoping his words would reach the other and smooth his doubts, but silence was his only answer. It's crushing, but he keeps his smile in place as he leaves; the door softly clicking shut behind him. )

*Hizashi never returns from his patrol. (They never found his body. The only thing they found of the Voice Hero was his shattered speaker splattered with the blond's own blood.)

*Eight years later, a young blonde named Hitoshi Zashi takes the AU entrance test with his adopted bother/best friend: Hitoshi Shinso.

*Hitoshi Zashi is Yamada Hizashi. He doesn't remember anything before being found half dead by a younger Shinso.

*Both end up in Class 1A. (Rescue points for Shinso and Battle Points for Zashi as they worked together. Zashi destroying the robots and Shinso saving anyone caught in the crossfire.)

*Aizawa Shota refused to believe Hizashi is dead and is haunted by his own past decisions/regrets while searching for his husband. He can't help but begin to lose hope of ever finding Present MIc alive after ten fruitless years until Hitoshi Zashi walks into his classroom with a familiar face, familiar smile, familiar glasses, a familiar quirk.

*Shota tries to get closer to Zashi (certain the other is somehow connected with the disappearance of his husband) but Shinso is constantly throwing his efforts as he doesn't like the desperate look their teacher is always granting his (in his own opinion) obvious brother.

*Zashi is a genius and not nearly as Obvious as Shinso thinks he is though where Shinso sees desperation, Zashi sees a soul-numbing sadness that his presence seems capable of lifting; so he tries to reach out so to help ease Eraserhead's burden. (After all, what type of Hero would he be if he didn't at least try to help?)

*USJ still happens though Zashi ends up sharing a hospital room with Shota due to him slipping pass 'the creepy mist dude' and Shinso to chase after his teacher despite being ordered to flee with the others. ("What were you thinking?!" "Honestly, I don't know. I had planned to follow the others," Zashi spoke as a bright familiar smile found its way onto the blonde's face, ", but the moment you jumped my body just moved to follow you instead.")

*Zashi begins to have nightmares/dreams he can't fully recall after the USJ incident. Shinso is worried/overprotective.

*Recovery Girl makes a discovery while running test to ensure here two patients have a clean bill of health and delivers startling news to the faculty of UA. ( The old woman cleared her throat as she stepped forward until she replaced Nezu at the head of the room, "Due to the USJ Incident, I found myself running some basic test on the samples collected by the students caught within the crossfire. By doing so I have unearthed a discovery of most importance," She took a moment to breathe as her eyes slowly drifted the room's occupants before locking onto those of Aizawa Shota as she knew this would affect him the most, "According to the databanks, Hitoshi Zashi has a 100% DNA match to one Yamada Hizashi.")

*The discovery brings about utter Discord.

*Shinso begins to notice the looks the other teachers are granting Zashi and assumes the worse. He's fully convinced AU is full of child predators who are solely attracted to his brother. Shinso finds himself desperate (He can't always be with Zashi and every time he turns his back one of them seem to be trying to make a move on his poor obvious brother) for help and begins to recruit others to his cause.

*After careful observation of their teacher's interactions with Zashi, Class 1-A becomes the 'Hitoshi Zashi Protection Squad' and starts to recruit the friends Zashi made outside of Class 1A to their cause.

*Zashi has a talk with Katsuki Bakugou (The two of them have formed a surprising 'Business Agreement'-coughFriendshipcough- while tutoring each other in subjects they need help with that the other excels at. Bakugou: English, Zashi: Combat experience.) about what he can recall of his dreams. (Zashi doesn't tell Shinso about them as the other seems overstressed lately and he doesn't want to make things worse by dropping his problems on his brother.)

*After a bit of accidentally eavesdropping (If the teachers didn't want to be overheard they shouldn't be talking so loud outside.) Bakugou begins to make a connection between Zashi and the assumed dead Voice Hero: Present Mic. He eventually comes to the conclusion Hitoshi Zashi is Present Mic under the effects of a quirk that was probably meant to kill him instead of dealing him and leaving him amnesiac. Unfortunately, due to not fully overhearing the conversation, the explosive blond also comes to the conclusion the teachers are out to finish the job. ("-after that, Hitoshi Zashi will die and cease to exist.")

*Bakugou becomes an overprotective guard dog to a slightly confused by happy Zashi while reaching out to Mei Hatsume (having been introduced to him through Zashi) for a private commission.

*Moving into the dorms both simplify yet complicates matters.

*The Zashi Protection Squad hold a meeting while Zashi slips away from his current guard: Mineta only to run into Aizawa Shota, Iida Tensei, and Kayama Nemuri. The three end up at a Cat Cafe where the three heroes tell stories from their Highschool years in hopes of jogging the other's memories lose. After the Cafe, the four of them end up at an arcade and to no one's surprise: Zashi is still the DDR King.

*Bakugou, meanwhile, is pissed at the grapefucker as he, Shinso and the rest of Class 1A search for the missing Blond. Said group almost suffers a massive heart attack seeing the blond being 'shepherded' into a deserted, filthy back alley by three people- two of which they're certain are out to kill said blond. (The real reason they were heading that way was due to Shota seeing a stray cat sleeping in said alley and wanting to pet it for a bit.)

*Zashi is confused (He's certain his classmates are lying as he didn't have anything planned with them today), the Heroes a bit confused (All their students keep looking at them as though they were about to murder someone) and suspicious at their student's behavior, and Class 1A is relieved/terrified to how close Zashi came to certain death the moment they looked away. Many of them begin to understand Shinso's desperation.

*The teachers hold a conference back at UA. Most are confused noticing their students suddenly shift in behavior (expect Nezu who knows about the misunderstanding going on the whole time.) and try to figure out what has caused it. (Nezu finds the whole ordeal amusing. )

*THE SPORTS FESTIVAL.

*Bakugou and Mei bequeath Zashi with dimensional speakers identical to the one's Present Mic owned (Both of them agree, that with them Zashi would be capable of protecting himself for a bit without needing a constant guard dog/extra shadow always by his side.).

*Zashi can use the speakers at the festival due to a loophole. Due to the speakers, the dreams and extra training with Bakugou, Zashi makes it into the top three at the end of the festival. (Aizawa and Ms. Joke are the announcers. )

*Zashi finally(!) get some time to himself without his classmates or brother all but suffocating him with their presences. Wanting answer, Zashi leaves UA and follows an invisible path he could recall from his dreams. At the end of the trail, he finds a strangely familiar house belonging to an elderly Mrs. and Mrs. Yamada. (He shouldn't have knocked, Zashi knew that; but at the same time he felt like he had to. He wanted to. He needed to see whoever was behind this door and he needed it yesterday.)

*Mrs. and Mrs. Yamada recognize Zashi for Hizashi instantly. (Maybe he should have panicked- the woman had practically suffocated him with her hug before rushing him inside of her home and bolting the door shut- but for some reason, Zashi didn't feel threatened. Instead, he felt safe. Even as the woman's crying and screams drew out another woman with beautiful cyan-colored hair.)

*Zashi has been missing for a week, the UA Faculty and the Zashi Protection Squad panic. Meanwhile, Zashi learns about the reason for the attack that resulted in Yamada Hizashi becoming Hitoshi Zashi. (Yamada Hizashi was attacked on patrol, not because he was Present Mic; but rather due to his parents- One by blood and one by choice- being Hunters. Aka: Heroes who hunt other Heroes that had betrayed everything they stood for, drowning in blood they'll never be able to wash away, and can only be saved/stopped by death. His Death was meant to be a vengeance killing against his parents by the Kin of one of their targets. He had only survived due to sheer luck and one Hitoshi Shinso. His attackers weren't so lucky once his parents sunk their claws into them. )

*Despite having searched, his parents don't know a way to reverse the effect of the quirk- they didn't really ask before doing away with what they believed to be their child's killers- nor a way for Zashi to fully remember more than what he dreams about.

*A wild Eraserhead appears in the dead of night.

*Deeming UA unsafe by both himself and Hizashi's parents, Shota finds himself in a difficult position. ("E-excuse me?" Shota stuttered slightly certain he had misheard his mother-in-law. "I said," The blonde meet his eyes head on, "I want you to take Hizashi and leave the country." )

*Shota has to make a decision.( Does he take the mostly amnesiac child that is his husband and abandon everyone else to keep him safe or does he stay and risk endangering the most amnesiac child that is his husband to protect everyone else? )

*Right or Wrong, Shota makes his decision.

 That's all I got right now. So, here is the main question: Should I make a story out of this, leave it as is or see about making it a comic?

[super-optimisticgentleman]

somebody mentioned mic going to work as eraser??? i’m into it