#how dare they

[dcxdpdabbles]

How does Danny the Mence feel about Bruce's actual girlfriends and boyfriends?

Selina: "I'm not playing these games. You either commit to my dad or you get de-clawed and shaved bald."

Harvey: "I will burn off the rest of you if you so much as breath in my Dad's direction"

Clark: "Why haven't you gotten my dad a ring yet? Oh, don't pretend, we both know you're trying to seduce him."

Diana: "Give up on my Dad. He's too emotionally unavailable, and you're too warrior focus. It's going to be toxic."

Hal: "You can attempt but know he'll likely laugh when you get naked. I mean, who wouldn't?"

Talia: "Back off, if Dad wanted you, he would have stayed. Go work through your daddy issues somewhere else."

Viki Vale: "Ew."

[shawsimmer]

gone fishin' 🎣

[forgetful-nerd]

They broke my boy’s ribs.

[sedlex]

And now excuse me, I'm going to fly myself into the sun real quick

[wintermav]

I just know that if this was unscripted the REAL Hugh Jackman would’ve done it!

[daeneryscel]

dear god take their pain away and give it to the greens

[darlingpeasant]

I will NEVER be over this

[deswhomst]

Guys I’m begging someone please write a Sirius Black who is slightly shorter than Regulus!! I have never in my life seen an oldest sibling who wasn’t also the shortest, and Sirius would be so dramatic about it.

[bitchslapblastoids]

:(

[fandomfairyuniverse]

I’m walking into the ocean. And never coming back. Bye bye now

[dollopole]

Oh my god, so this is how it feels. I just felt my heart make an hole in my chest.

I was looking for fics, and I came upon this:

“AI made this.”

GET THE FUCK OUT! FUCK OFF, AND STICK THAT FUCKING AI UP YOUR FUCKING BUTTHOLE, AND RUN WITH TWO FINGERS INSIDE YOUR NOSE, AND SHIT YOURSELF, YOU FUCKING FUCK!

GET AI OUT OF FANDOMS, FOR FUCK’S SAKE!

[infriga]

Yoojin to Hyunjae: "can't you just share your bedroom?"

Me:

[ninoochat]

Come over here with that sweet lovin' mouth

[euffiee]

The. fcking. Minecraft. UPDATE.

THE POOR BABY.

[tossyouforedinburgh]

in s1e4 it makes me furious when Michael is like, look at these photos of Aziraphale being friendly with a demon! we had better stop him! I'll phone up my demon pal Ligur to see what to do next

[bethanydelleman]

You know how we periodically swallow our salvia but you don't realize this until you get a sore throat and then every time you do it, you are in pain? Well, the other night I was trying to sleep with a sore throat and a fever. I was in a semi-lucid state and I start having this dream where the bad guys from the last show I watched kept voting on if I should swallow or not, and then when I inevitably did and it hurt, they would all cheer.

and yes, it made the whole experience 100x worse