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these two not existing in the same universe is a hate crime to superbat shippers everywhere. but also??? they compliment each other super well! mister gunn, i need you to see the vision.

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“Do you want to make a stop for Batburger?”

[Incoherent concussed Jason noises]

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🏳️‍🌈 🤔 ????

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Superman 1978 | dir. Richard Donner

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Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.

The thing is; Batman has spent years crafting and perfecting his public persona.

'Brucie Wayne' is supposed to be a dumber than life himbo, with daddy's credit card and the maturity of a seventeen year old. He's supposed to be someone so outlandishly ridiculous no one would ever even dare to mention him in the same sentence as Batman... And Batman has been acting that part perfectly.

It's a genius plan.

But then the league begins talking about maybe all sharing their secret identities, to become closer as a group and work better together. And the only thing in Batman's mind is 'Oh. My. God. Please don't'

Superman is saying something about trust and how he has come to value all of them as friends. Batman is thinking about last year Christmas' Gala, where he took off his clothes in an improvised strip-tease, and started swimming in the fountain.

Wonder woman is talking about how she wishes to strengthen their bonds so they become greater warriors. Bruce just remembered there's videos of him fucking twerking and pole dancing to Ariana Grande all over the internet.

Flash starts smiling and telling them he already trust them with his life– Bruce once said chocolate milk came from brown cows.

'Oh. My. God'.

There's just no way he's telling any of them.

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Bruce Wayne calling any of his children sweetheart.

Especially if they are hurt or crying or otherwise distraught.

That’s it. That’s the post.

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“I don't think smoothies and soda cure concussions.”

“They don't, but they help, right?”

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“I don't think smoothies and soda cure concussions.”

“They don't, but they help, right?”

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Idk man, TTG was pretty good for the most part

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A day in the Daily Planet office

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You're a loser 🫵

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lame civilian boyfriend that no one likes (he's my favourite)

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i can only imagine batman having to tame shadow when he eventually gets adopted into the batfamily

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Hehehe 😊😘

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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

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what the fuck do you mean they added tim drake to fortnite

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picture-perfect