reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
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Did some expression practice with Maya sprites
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"Almost Christmas" means it wasn't Christmas!
Happy Almost Christmas everybody
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edit: hey!!! this is post is getting WAY more traction than i thought it would so please go follow & support @tothechaos (op of the tweet) !!
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a pastry is more than a snack or little treat it is medicinal. it's a vitamin
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Children of Odin.
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I love you my bisexual mutuals
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you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand
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i LOVE the idea of "i can't win, but you can lose" in fictional confrontations it is SO fucking tasty. the human nature to self destruct and the human nature to survive by any means necessary combined at its finest.
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my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity
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One of the realest things someone said on the Internet
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when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack
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