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˗ˏˋ𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐖𝐚𝐩 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞ˎˊ˗ ᥫ᭡

“𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺, 𝘢𝘺𝘺! 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘺𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯' 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘻𝘺, 𝘢𝘺𝘺! 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶!”

Is all you hear three days later after you broke up with mark.

It’s blasting outside your window, and definitely bothering the neighbors.

But it makes you laugh seeing him standing outside on your front lawn looking so desperate to see you again.

The music lowers for a minute, and you hear him yell, “did it work?”

Shaking your head, you smile and respond with, “Come inside and find out.”

After that he’s clingy af and let’s you give him a manicure while you yap about what he’s missed, cause that’s what good boyfriends do.

Feel free to use the pics, it took me 5 minutes to make them! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ )

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This is my invincible war oc his name is defendable

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Do you guys think he ever enjoyed a Mcdonalds in the pentagon

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more kitty Cecil (this is an alternate dimension where everything is the same except Cecil is a cat and Mark's goggles are the wrong color)

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tired of all these fanfic writers popping out of nowhere and describing the reader as short and thick or small and plump or tiny and round like bitch stfu im 5'8 130 i get body positivity but straight up why cant i be positive about my body too? if ur writing plus put plus in the title if your writing thin put thin in the title if your not putting an automatic lable on my body and how it should be to read your fic then dont!! srry guys ik im abt to be canceled 4 bodyshaming but for the record ita fucked up that in todays day and age THIS is bodyshaming like i didnt say a thing about big and short ppl being bad?? you go girls and whatevers! just like :( y do these misc x readers keep being called tiny and chunky :(( i would have the same problem if i kept finding tall and thin fics with just an x reader title!!

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here me out here i js thought of smthin

what if i wait for a guy to come to me? like dont get attached to any man that comes near me and gives me attention just exist and find a guy who is willing to literally follow me to the ends of the earth?? yk thatd be cool- esp if he was kinda scraggely lookin

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Update he broke up w his gf then we had sex then he told me about this new girl he likes then he basically ghosted me sooo fun

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HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF UGHHHH

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accepting that there was nothing i couldve done to change what happened and manifesting i find someone who will love me regardless <3

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everything just went from great to terrible in the span of like 20 minutes i got a letter saying that something i did with a friend months ago (smoking weed at our old school :p) was caught on camera and that if i was to ever come back theyll call the cops and like ill go to jail so yk thats fun also i had to take a drug test (that i failed) and give away all my weed so now im weedless and i was forced to stop talking to this guy i was rlly into and now i cant see my dad for his birthday 2mrow like i promised because drumroll please i have fucking covid.