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Casos de Família, Episódio de Hoje: Briga de Casal. 💥💢✊🏼

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Slytherin|Butch|Lesbian for @fangirl-rage

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“Oh my word!”

The Dominators - season 06 - 1968

GIFset suggested by birdg33k

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Meu marido adora fazer isto com mangas, que eu detesto 🤢🤢

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Christmas present for @johnsimms~

John Simm on Doctor Who set

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Ravenclaw|INTP|Aries

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This is exactly how Richard Wright joined Pink Floyd. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. 🥰

Ravenclaw: *joining Hufflepuff at the piano*

Hufflepuff: You know how to play.

Ravenclaw: I taught myself, actually.

Ravenclaw: That’s how I learned most things.

Hufflepuff: So are you saying you’re a genius?

Ravenclaw: No, just poor.

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doctor who series 10 as queer youth wish fulfillment:

- free college fantasy

- monster girlfriend with cool eyes

- evil caged milf like a Mary Poppins goblin

- short bald mom friend

- punching a racist square in the face and then watching him get hypothermia and drown, only for a street urchin to inherit his fortune

- punk communist old man bestie

- waking up from the simulation

- getting turned into a sick ass robot anyway

- becoming spiritually transcendental through space lesbianism

need i go on??

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Hufflepuff: *reading over a report Ravenclaw wrote*

Hufflepuff: You meant ‘stronger’ here right?

Ravenclaw: What’s it say?

Hufflepuff: *reading the report* I’m proud to report that our team is stranger than it was year ago.

Hufflepuff: That’s a typo.

Ravenclaw: It could go either way.

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vampire!sullivan hcs because my mind went wild

he’s a relatively new vampire. baby vampire. maybe late victorian/early edwardian? perhaps even a ww1 soldier saved on the battlefield. idk. but he’s new, so they passage of time hasn’t affected him too much for the time being.

he’s adapted relatively well to vampire life. he misses a few things about being human, but he wasn’t exactly happy with his human life so he moved past it pretty easily.

but he is still a bit repressed/with feelings of self-hatred. has a passive acceptance of his new life, but sometimes lies awake at night grappling with the ‘am i a monster? am i deserving of love?’ thing

he is very jealous of the ancient, old-blood born vampires who just seem to ooze charm and self-assuredness (*cough* flambeau)

his fangs ache when he gets sad or anxious. mrs mccarthy sews patches of thick linen fabric together so he can chew on them bc the texture feels nice. 

known local witch bunty windermere brews potions for him that get rid of most of the bloodlust. he only has to go to the local butchers every now and then when the cravings get really bad. 

lowkey a bit of a foodie. he LOVES italian food. he’s just waiting for the misconception about garlic to DIE OUT so he doesn’t get weird looks at the grocers for buying it.

again, the sunlight thing is a myth, it just hurts his eyes a little after a while. flambeau tries to get him to wear sunglasses but sullivan doesn’t think he’s cool enough

however, the crucifix thing is not a myth, those things sting, so father brown always ensures he keeps a napkin beside every one in the presbytery so that his visitors can always feel comfortable. he doesn’t believe that the undead are evil or undeserving of God’s love, and also gets into heated theological arguments when he gets into one of his grumpy ‘im a monster’ moods.

absolutely does not sleep in a coffin, but does prefer a firm mattress (”this bleedin’ thing is like a plank of wood!” weak and feeble human sid carter once commented) 

can sleep, but doesn’t need as much as humans. this still causes concern from goodfellow when he finds that sullivan has been awake all night solving a case.

does have super human strength, but it makes him very anxious that he doesn’t break/hurt things so he’s exceptionally gentle with everything. most people are too scared to let him near their best china/children/etc 

but once felicia invited him to the montague estate to see the new born baby bunnies on the lawn. she’s a siren, so she sang beautifully and attracted them all to her and placed one in his outstretched hand. it was so cute and curled up and fell asleep and sullivan cried. 

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Actually, Sakumo-san would be so proud of his tiny son running around with a knife... 🤔

i watched this like 8 times in a row and this was all i could think about

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@rose-of-pollux Senpai! Look at this perfect romantic scene! 🥰

Mango's favorite activities include holding hands and cuddling

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guess i'm back on tumblr? idk honestly i'm just passing by. anyway. it's dangereous to go alone now. take this: here's some kakaobi in new outfits

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Doctor Who parallels: The Seeds of Death / The Lodger