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It's not immediately obvious, but the Lorax is being sexylegs Patrick Star in this sketch.

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I'm in this photo and I don't like it.

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the anxiety

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Im just gonna... hold onto this... for later...

Probably won’t finish this. I wanted to draw necks okay

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The horrors.

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I have never seen a nonhuman use the sacred em dash.

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

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Sisyphus no

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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(Sweats in oncelax)

actually the creation of oncecest was an act of cowardice. "There was no one to ship the onceler with" the lorax is right there.

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They say Pride cometh before the fall, but there's still July and August before we get there.

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For my 100th fic spectacular, yall voted for a big tv event, variety show style format with the guest stars and big acts and so forth. I am planning to add interview segments with the characters i have written thus far. Those of you who would like to ask questions, now is the time. You will be answered in the fic interview segments, so please ask away. Also, let me know what name to call you. ("Namington would like to know", "Namington asks", etc.)

Characters interiewed include: Once-ler, the Lorax, Andy Bernard, Dwight Schrute, and if asked, other characters who have appeared in my past fics. Be aware that your questions may not be chosen, depending on if I can make it fit and give an interesting answer. You may also ask "the writer" (me) anything you like.

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Im gonna be 30 in August. God willing, im gonna watch tv and drink booze and have pizza and play board games. Probably. Do i even own a scrabble?

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"This needs to be way gayer." -me watching literally anything on a screen.

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i’m choosing to take this personally

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I made this because the idea was funny to me.

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A three-way tie! Yall do not disappoint! I shall do my utmost to make everyone happy!

Needing to decide what to do for my 100th fic spectacular.

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Two trucks having sex.

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Needing to decide what to do for my 100th fic spectacular.