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MARKIPLIER’S FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S SERIES sentence starters.

game 1

“   don’t leave me like this.   ” “   we’re going to be fine. we’re going to be totally fine.   ” “   this night is lasting forever.   ” “   stay gone. forever. and ever and ever and ever.   ” “   well this got off to a pleasant start, didn’t it ?   ” “   i’m never going to make it.   ” “   you need to settle the fuck down.   ” “   i think i hurt something.   ” “   i actually feel this strange need to survive. oddly enough i feel actually in danger.   ” “   oh my god, you stop that right now.   ” “   just because my voice is cracking a little bit doesn’t mean that you are affecting me.   ” “   it’s like i forget how bad it is and then i get in here and it’s just horrifying.   ” “   don’t even think that you’re going to sneak up on me.   ” “   why did i come back for another night ??  it’s not like i signed a blood pact.   ” “   no. just generally no.   ” “   just don’t take advice in general from me because i don’t know what i’m doing.   ” “   this is the fucking stupidest.   ” “   see you in hell, when i get there.   ”

game 2

“   don’t die now.   ” “   i’m getting lightheaded.   ” “   now i know better; everything’s a living nightmare.   ” “   ok, that’s bad. but that’s ok.   ” “   what do you want from me ?   ” “   buy me as much time as possible.   ” “   don’t you dare; don’t you fucking dare.   ” “   you’re not supposed to kill me.   ” “   something’s coming after me.   ” “   things are about to get a little weird and a lot more challenging.   ” “   i know; things are bad, things are bad, things are bad.   ” “   i’m just a big screw up.   ” “   i need a minute.   ”

game 3

“   that’s what i expected to happen. what i didn’t expect to happen was everything else.   ” “   i’m hyperventilating; i apologise. i’m very stressed at the moment.   ” “   remind me to punch you in the face ten times more than usual.   ” “   i will goddamn make you.   ” “   i don’t have time to listen to you.   ” “   what, you’re not going to explain that to me ?   ” “   this is the end.   ” “   i’m ready for you.   ”

game 4

“   don’t be scared.   ” “   who are you ?  why is any of this happening ?   ” “   i’m pretty sure i missed out on some very important instructions.   ” “   close the door.   ” “   if you run you can make it.   ” “   you know what will happen if he catches you.   ” “   something’s gone wrong.   ” “   don’t you fucking dare, you bitch. don’t you even think about it.   ” “   get to your fucking happy place.   ” “   have fun; it’s bizarre.   ” “   if i wasn’t so panicking and worried about dying i’d be more concerned about that.   ” “   would you mind shutting the hell up for just one moment, please.   ” “   i don’t know what to trust any more.   ” “   aren’t you just a delight ?   ”

sister location

“   i don’t know if i want to.   ” “   i am so unbelievably, utterly confused right now.   ” “   i don’t want to do that. i would rather do anything than that.   ” “   don’t kill me.   ” “   I YELL WHEN I’M NERVOUS.   ” “   how can you say that  ?   what did i do  ??   ” “   that’s a revelation that’s going to have to go in second place to what the fuck i just saw.   ” “   excuse me, are you trying to tell me what to do  ?   ” “   that painted a very vivid picture of something exceptionally fucked.   ” “   i am not glad i came in here, i regret that very much.   ” “   i’m doing it for you. because i love you.   ” “   am i dead  ?   ”

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This is so mind-numbingly simple to execute, and it will block a whole IP address, which means that anons cant make new profiles to send more hate.

IF YOU KNOW SOME OF YOUR FOLLOWERS ARE GETTING HATE, LET THEM KNOW THEY CAN STOP THE HATE BY DOING THIS THING.

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no one really wants to rp with me why am i here

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* soft  smut  sentence  starters .

❛ That teabag was actually better the second time around. ❜

❛ The landscapers are coming over today to trim the bush. ❜

❛ We’ve got to make it quick, shouldn’t be a problem for you. ❜

❛ We don’t have to go all the way, just midway. ❜

❛ I wasn’t expecting you to go there. ❜

❛ Sex Rules, I pity the fools who realize to late. ❜

❛ There’s nothing wrong with a bit of tease before. ❜

❛ Maybe I’d rather take my time. ❜

❛ Slow and steady, there. ❜

❛ What’s your rush? ❜

❛ What’s the big hurry? We’ve got plenty of time to play. ❜

❛ You always manage to make it seem better every time. ❜

❛ What did you have in mind now? ❜

❛ I just wanted a taste. ❜

❛ There’s a place I’ll let you go that you haven’t been yet. ❜

❛ Maybe you could stay a little afterwards? I don’t like being alone. ❜

❛ Let’s see what you’re working with. ❜

❛ That’s a nice color on you, bet it’d look better off of you though. ❜

❛ What? You mean to tell me you didn’t come here to just cuddle? ❜

❛ I’ve got something in mind you might like. ❜

❛ I could show you instead. ❜

❛ Come here, give me a kiss. ❜

❛ I just wanted some time alone with you.. to do this.. ❜

❛ I’m going to run a shower, you can watch but you can’t join. ❜

❛ Is there anything you can’t do with that tongue? ❜

❛ A hug could easily turn into something more if you allow it. ❜

❛ I love that thing you do when we kiss. ❜

❛ You know exactly what to do and know exactly what I want. ❜

❛ I’ve always had a thing for you and I see why now. ❜

❛ You really do know how to keep it interesting. ❜

❛ Maybe we just take our sweet little time, make it last. ❜

❛ I don’t want to go fast. I want to go slow. ❜

❛ I’m ready, if you are. ❜

❛ Just gently going to do this.. ❜

❛ Shhh … Kiss me .. ❜

❛ You’re trembling … are you sure you’re okay? ❜

❛ Even at your slowest, I’m still at my weakest. ❜

❛ Could you, could we, maybe go a little slower?  ❜

❛ I want to show you something. ❜

❛ Are you going to just keep staring or are you going to come touch? ❜

❛ I have a great idea for us, something you’ll enjoy. ❜

❛ You can still look while you touch. ❜

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“How is the pizza in the vending machine?”

things my professors have said | accepting

                      “does that even need to be asked? pizza. from a vending machine.”

@altaindustries

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My handwriting is bad because I don’t have time for this.”

things my professors have said | accepting

                    “you’re literally just signing your name and this is stuff you brought home from your meetings.”

@altan-jincng

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“She lightly stabbed him.”

things my professors have said | accepting

                    “oh wow. on one hand i’m like ‘you go girl’ but on the other hand i’m like ‘oh honey no...’”

@peacekccper

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random things my professors have said starters (pt. 2)

More out of context quotes from my college professors. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes ! Part one here: x

“You are a beautiful field of flowers.”

“My daughter wrote, ‘I’m going to wear a choker every day of the year’.”

“I don’t think he has a soul.”

“Boobs.”

“Wait, I’m still talking!”

“You shouldn’t be laughing, __. It’s not cool.”

“*imitating crying*”

“My voice is usually more silky and smooth.”

“And fuck.”

“That gets me here *pats heart*.”

“My teachers hated me.”

“When you’re home in bed, I’m thinking of you…that sounds creepy.”

“Why are we here?”

“I’m like a TED Talk guy.”

“*sticks up middle finger*”

“Why don’t you hit a kegger this weekend?”

“I don’t know what I’m going to say half the time.”

“UGH! Go to bed.”

“You know the scientific method? Good. I’m gonna go over it anyway.”

“Like if you have a scarecrow fetish.”

“My handwriting is bad because I don’t have time for this.”

“Dogs have little minds.”

“It’s gangster.”

“I don’t want to know what Freud would say.”

“What are you doing?”

“*laughing* French.”

“It looks like he’s smoking a blunt, but he’s not.”

“How is the pizza in the vending machine?”

“*face palm*”

“I’m a Mets fan. There’ll be no talk of Yankees in this room.”

“My grandmother told me, ‘marriage is a business’.”

“I was a wild kid out on the streets.”

“Don’t say weird things at a kids’ soccer game.”

“Uhm, try harder.”

“I must be a demigod.”

“The journey doesn’t end as an adult.”

“You see what happens when you get too comfortable…you die.”

“F…U…C…”

“Either marry the right guy or I’ll kill you.”

“*haughtily* This is my playlist.”

“I can’t believe I’m gonna draw this out.”

“Have you seen Black Panther?”

“And then you’re like the guy from Moana, ‘you’re welcome’!”

“They’re on the moon, diggin’ for gold.”

“She lightly stabbed him.”

“We like to do things like that. ‘Cause they’re cool.”

“Nobody likes a smartass.”

“Don’t write down ‘brain=garbage disposal’.”

“It was only $2.”

“You want the chips, you see the chips. You can’t get to the chips.”

“Oh look, there’s a bear. Let’s go.”

“You could picture my dog flying around the city with a cape.”

“We’ll get back to Beyonce in a second.”

Were you sitting over there before?”

“Why are you so upset? Chill out.”

“That’s ageist.”

“Who brought me here? What’s happening?”

“That’s why people drink alcohol.”

“I’m not enforcing alcohol.”

“Hey, Snow Princess.”

“EAT YOUR PEAS!”

“EAT YOUR OATMEAL!”

“I don’t care if you’re not happy.”

“Do you know the song…Gucci Gang?”

“You’re never going to beat me at Scrabble, no matter how long you live.”

“There’s no way I’m gonna die.”

“My dog is 14.”

“Hey, let’s make sure there are no adults around so we can really get into these books.”

“I’m too short.”

“Deal with your own shit.”

“I said I was gonna do it so I’m gonna do it.”

“What do they want?”

“You have to tell me if I’m talking crazy.”

“CHALK.”

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Thats dirty

that’s dirty | accepting

                      “is that a... hickey?”

@nxptunes-eyex

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I don’t want to disappear without a forewarning.

As of July 4th 2018, the Internet as we know it might be dead for good. 

The European Parliament is passing a new Copyright Directive.  Article 13 #CensorshipMachine will impose widespread censorship of all the content we share online. Art, fanfiction, parodies, remixes, mashups, memes, etc.. Anything that you do not hold the rights over will be taken down. 

Article 13 would force all online platforms to police and prevent the uploading of copyrighted content, or make people seek the correct licenses to post that content. Internet platforms hosting large amounts of user-uploaded content must monitor user behaviour and filter their contributions to identify and prevent copyright infringement. 

Such filters will be mandatory for platforms including YouTube, Facebook, Tumblr, Reddit and Instagram, but also much smaller websites. 

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This doesn’t just affect Europe. The content creators you love are going to be in hot water for sharing their art and writing with you online. Any and all content that doesn’t belong to us will be filtered. Even memes are at risk, as the person who took the original photo may want to file complaints against any platform that allows it to be used without permission. But it goes even further than that.

Last Tuesday (19th June 2018) a group of more than 70 people who have played important roles in building the internet and developing it (Tim Berners-Lee, Vincent Cerf, Jimmy Wales, Mitchell Baker…) into what it is today addressed an open letter to the members of the European Parliament:

“As creators ourselves, we share the concern that there should be a fair distribution of revenues from the online use of copyright works, that benefits creators, publishers, and platforms alike.

But Article 13 is not the right way to achieve this. By requiring Internet platforms to perform automatic filtering all of the content that their users upload, Article 13 takes an unprecedented step towards the transformation of the Internet from an open platform for sharing and innovation, into a tool for the automated surveillance and control of its users. […] The damage that this may do to the free and open Internet as we know it is hard to predict, but in our opinions could be substantial.”

Here is the original Article 13. It’s even scarier. / Link 2 

Here is how to contact your MEPs. 

Here is a full list of everything that will be affected.

Europe is facing a huge problem, and unlike with Net Neutrality, the world doesn’t seem to care. 

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Send me “that’s dirty” and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

Sexual Sunday NSFW special, they’re all suggestive, but don’t have to be responded to in a NSFW manner.

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don’t let me go//let me go.

for the painful part .

“please… i’m scared.”

“i need you to say it —”

“please say you love me”

“don’t let go”

“don’t give up on me”

“don’t give up on us”

“please call me back”

“i never meant for this to happen”

“i didn’t — intend to say that”

“no! you got it all wrong” 

“i—”

“please… please don’t leave me”

“you can’t — mean that…”

“why are you saying all this?!”

“what does that mean!?”

“why are you — telling me this now —”

“what… ? i don’t… understand?”

“was it – something i said…?”

“was it – something i did…?”

“please, talk to me.”

“please – tell me what’s wrong”

“please, please just  — listen to me!”

“that’s not what i said!”

“what i meant was (…)”

“are you – leaving me…?”

“you – … no — not you too, no, please…”

“you’re all i have – please don’t do this…”

for the also painful part.

“i think it’s best if we stop here.”

“i had fun but – i just can’t do this anymore.”

“i don’t feel the same way you do.”

“it’s — it’s not you, it’s me and… i don’t love you.”

“it’s over, okay?”

“i have to end this now before it escalates into you being hurt.”

“this isn’t easy for me either, but we’re just — different.”

“we’re not at the same page right now, I can’t do this.”

“i can’t live like this anymore.”

“i can’t do this anymore.”

“it feels fake from my side. i can’t lie to you anymore.”

“i don’t want to hurt you anymore.”

“i said that… it’s over.”

“i need a break. we need a break…”

“we have to stop, please.”

“i can’t give you want you want. i’m sorry.”

“i’m sorry.”

“i’m sorry i wasted your time.”

“i don’t love you, i never did —”

“we’re just not meant to be, okay?”

“this is not meant to be.”

“i need to leave.”

“you have to let me go.”

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          he’s so full, he’s so full it almost hurts but he’s living, he’s absolutely loving every second of it. his body shakes lightly as he tries to suck in a breath, only getting a sharp gasp as nails dig in, almost too tight. genji jolts once the tendril is pressed even deeper inside with the even roll of his hips, his mind going hazy at the feeling his walls being stretched and the firm press against his stomach, his fingers digging into his thighs in some attempt to get a grasp on reality. 

        it’s not until those claws are jerking and rubbing at his clit that he starts to whimper pathetically, shuddering violently. he was indeed getting what he wanted, something nice and thick filling him up and pleasuring him so deep, but soon he’s being fucked so good, so hard, genji’s letting out a string of loud moans and cries, doing his best to rock back into each thrust, the lewd slaps filling his ears only spurring him on more. 

                    “more-- m-more! oh, fuck, please, more!”

          at the promise of more, of being able to get even more, genji immediately begs for it, he needs more, craves it, hell he’s probably going to end up cumming too soon if he’s not careful, but he has this feeling that cumming once isn’t going to be the end of this. he’s going to be spent and fucked until he’s dry, and he’s almost looking forward to it.

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me, reading anything with oviposition in it: haha fuck

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altaindustries:

          He had her there– she’d known what she was getting into, so could she really blame him? A small smile had found its way to her face as she started to calm down further. She supposed it wasn’t all bad, getting teased, if he made up for it with things like this.

          “I’ll get you back for this,” she murmured, though she didn’t sound threatening at all. In fact, she’d probably forget all about it in a week or two. She even pressed a quick kiss to his cheek, to show she wasn’t really all that mad.

          “Watch your back, Genji.”

          he smiles as she does, glad that she’s calmed down enough. he continues to gently nuzzle and admire her with little kisses, grinning once she kisses his cheek. he cups her face and kisses her lips after, returning to just hugging her and pressing his face to her hair.

                  “oh man, i’m so scared. don’t think i’ll be able to slee at night now that i know you’re gonna get me.”

        obvious sarcasm, even more teasing, but he doesn’t go any further with that, not wanting to end up upsetting her again. 

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          Sora still seemed thoroughly miserable after her cat encounter, and even being with Genji wasn’t helping all that much. It was better than moping around on her own, though, and she wouldn’t have done as good a job patching herself up by herself.

          Sora sighed and leaned further into Genji, seeking comfort. Over time the shame and hurt started to ebb, though she knew she’d be feeling sore for a long time after this, until her injuries fully healed. 

          “Can I have some chocolate?” She mumbled into him, wondering if he had any extra hidden somewhere in the room.

        he was just holding her as he waited for the response from brigette, only to glance down at her as she asked for chocolate. he sighs, knowing that now wouldn’t be the time to deny her something like that. she probably had some hidden somewhere anyways, but the only chocolate he had was in the kitchen.

                     “we’ll need to get to the dining area. i think i still have some in the freezer.”

          genji hums, still rubbing small circles into her back. he was waiting to see if brigette responded before they made their way to the kitchen. it doesn’t take long for him to decide they should just go, starting to guide her gently to the door, checking over her hands occasionally.

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          the way jesse looks at him puts knots in his stomach and he keeps his legs spread, blushing dark and letting out a shaky gasp once that hot tongue meets his cunt. it’s so fucking big and covers his lips easily, and god the texture is so different but he’s absolutely loving it.

                        “a-ah... jesse...”