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Sabine: *says something oddly flirty considering it’s Sabine*

Ezra: So in this situation we internally Debbie Ryan

Sabine: Ezra? What does that mean

Ezra: The hair tuck behind the ear and smirk? That but on the inside

Sabine: Ohhhhhhh, yea me and Zeb just call than ‘an Ezra’

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Ezra: Singing little do baps as he works around the ghost

Chopper: adding drums

Hera and Kanan: adding background vocals

Sabine: poppin off with her own riff and lead vocals

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Kanan: Hera, you are like air to me

Hera: ... why??

Kanan: ...uhm...

*Earlier that day

Ezra: Hey Kanan, did you know that I once met this old couple, it was kinda weird,

Ezra: They always gave me snacks, but they constantly called each other “my air”

Kanan: Why would they do this?

Ezra: Oh, I always asked for snacks

Kanan: No, I meant the other part

Ezra: Oh.., they said cause, like air, they could not live without the other one

Ezra: Just so you know, the snacks were always delicious

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Padmé: Anakin, please put them down. You will end up missing the other arm soon.

Anakin *currently using the force to pick up r2, ahsoka, and rex*: What do you mean? They are laughing, see their faces?!

Ahsoka and Rex: NO WE ARENT ANAKIN

Ahsoka: YOU ARE DONE FOR MASTER

R2: *anger beeps*

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Hera: How could you do this to me? I trusted you!!!

Kanan, starting to panic: What have I done?

Hera: You betrayed me!

Kanan: But how????

Hera: Yesterday, there were three meilooruns left, and now there are none. And you are the only one who knows where I hide them. How can I ever trust you again

Kanan: You do know that you woke up at 3am because you were hungry and ate all of them

Hera: Oh,

Hera: Yeah, I remember...

Hera: So... what is Chopper up to these days-

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Kanan: Ezra you haven’t been answering my calls

Ezra: Kanan I can explain

Kanan: What Ezra

Ezra: I really like my ringtone..........

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Ezra: Hey Kanan, I want to show you something

Kanan: Okay Ezra, I’m here, what do you- That’s Rex

Ezra: I know, now listen! ... Hey Rex, what are you wearing?

Rex: ...Armour?

Ezra: Cool, and what does it do?

Rex: it... protects you? So you don’t get hurt or killed?

Ezra: Great, you see Kanan, ARMOUR

Ezra: A-R-M-O-U-R, protecting you

Ezra: so why dONT YOU WEAR IT

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Ezra: Ok sabine, in your personal opinion, is getting revenge for Kanans death really “against the Jedi code” if I’m not a knight yet?

Sabine: Ezra? Wait where are you? I haven’t seen you in like 5 years and you don’t even start with hi?! Also no, let me help you kill pryce.

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Ezra: Anyone know any good substitutes for love and personal fulfillment?

Hondo: Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell.

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Ezra: There is exactly one thing I love in this entire universe -lothal

Sabine: *walks in*

Sabine: hey ez!

Ezra: *blushing like a mad man* ok maybe two

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Ezra: Ok, so here’s the tea.......

Hera: Ezra, for the last freaking time. It’s a mission report.

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Songs that give me sabezra vibes (take 2!!!!!!)

OMG I DIDNT THINK ANYONE WOULD ACTUALLY SEE THE FIRST ONE AHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU

“Everything is fine when your hand is resting next to mine. Your the fire and the flood.” -Fire and the Flood Vance Joy (Everything is fine when they are together. She’s a raging fire, he’s the flood to put it out.)

“It’s a beautiful night, we’re looking for soemthing dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you...” -Marry You by Bruno Mars (I just know they got wasted together and Ezra goes “wanna go get married. Tell me he didn’t)

“I’d rather be a lover then a fighter, all my life I’ve been fighting.” -Silence by Marshmello (They’ve both been fighting since they can remember and just need someone to love and someone to love them.)

“I’ve been sitting here tryna figure out. What did I do right to be with you right now?” -Favorite T-shirt by Jake Scott (I low key think Ezra thought he didn’t even deserve her for the longest time. He’s always been told he was a good for nothing loth rat but she proved to him he’s not.)

“Trouble on my left, trouble on my right. I’ve been facing trouble all my life.” -Trouble by Cage the Elephant (not really sabezra just them singularly I guess. I’m not sure. But they’ve both always been in and out of trouble.”

“When I was young, my heart was always on the run. But you make loving fun, I never knew it could be.” -Seeing Blind by Niall Horan (I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t have some sort of S/O before eachother, mainly Sabine. Which means heartbreak and loving isn’t fun and it hurts. But Ezra makes it fun, not painful.)

“Now I ain’t the toughest hickory your axe has ever felled. But I’m a hickory just as well, I’m a hickory all the same.” -Lady May by Tyler Childers (Ezra may not be the biggest baddest toughest guy around. But he’s still a little big bad and tough guy.)

“I want to make you feel wanted......” -Wanted by Hunter Hayes (Her family made her feel worthless. Everyone made him feel worthless. They want to make sure the other one never feels like that again.”

“Cause we can stay at and watch the sunset. But I can’t help from asking, are you bored yet?” -Are You Bored Yet by Wallows (I feel like Ezra just wants to be the best and most exciting he can be Becuase she has so much flair and pizzaz. So he makes sure she’s never bored.”

“I like shiny things, but I’d marry you with paper rings” -Paper Rings by Taylor Swift (Sabine isn’t in it for the stuff or having to most expensive and fancy/flashy stuff. She just wants Ezra, shiny rings or paper.)

(Hiiiiiiiiiii! Thanks for reading these. I really like making them. If anyone wants to turn it into a playlist pls do and tell me 😁. I’ll start doing actual incorrect quotes soon)

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Songs that give me sabezra vibes

“I won’t ever let you go, wait for me to come home” -Photograph by Ed Sheehan (this is here for obvious reasons. I just know Ezra told her that at one point)

“Ah home, let me come home. Home is wherever I’m with you” -Home by Edward Sharpe and The magnetic Zeros (They both just want to be at home, home is eachother.)

“We don’t know where we are going but we know where we belong” -Sweet Creature by Harry Styles (Where are they going? Only the force knows. Where do they belong? Right where they are, causing the Empire trouble one transport at a time.)

“I’m Mr. Loverman, and I miss my lover man...” -Mr.Loverman by Ricky Montgomery (I can see Ezra singing this or just saying this to himself when he is missing.)

“I’m walking on cloud nine, I’m seeing all the signs. There ain’t no doubt in my mind, When you know you know.” -When You Know You Know by Tim and the Glory Boys (I’m not sure how to explain it. But it just makes me think of them. How they both just know it’s the other that they are meant for ya know?)

“I hate you I hate you I hate you, but I was just kidding myself” -Before You Go by Lewis Capaldi (Sabine when she first met Ezra, I just know she made herself hate him at first. I just know it.)

“But you’ll never be alone, I’ll be with you from dusk till dawn.” -Dusk Till Dawn by Zayn Malik (I have this feeling one of them if not both went through some sort of depressive episode and told the other soemthing along the lines of this song.)

“And you know I’ll remind you when you think I don’t, Hey stupid I love you.” -Hey Stupid I Love You by JP Saxe (does this need a explanation? They wouldn’t be the cheesy couple not to say hey stupid before everything affectionate)

“ I fell down down down, this dark and lonely hole. There was no one to care about me anymore. And I needed a way to climb and grab ahold, of an an edge. You were sitting there holding a rope.” -Clouds by Zach Sobiech (I feel like this was Ezra on empire day when Sabine brought him the picture of him and his parents. She’s saved him countless times, she’s always had his back, she’s always cared)

“Lights will guide you home, and ignite your bones. And I will try to fix you.” -Fix You by Coldplay (This would be Sabine “talking” to him when he’s missing. Saying that he will come home, and she will be right there to help him)

(If you want more of these tell me. I loved doing this.)