#swr incorrect quotes

[incorrectpizza]

Hera: I'll adopt all the murder kids and you adopt all the just edgy kids? Kanan: Why are we adopting murder kids???? Hera: Chopper needs friends with common interests.

[ladywren7]

Shin: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Sabine: It was autocorrect.

Shin: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Sabine: Yes.

[consider-da-lilies]

Sabine: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Ezra: Put spaghetti in it.

Sabine: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Zeb: Put spaghetti in it.

Sabine: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Chopper: Put spaghetti in it.

Sabine: I am no longer taking suggestions

[yourlocalminstrel]

Thrawn: Your arrogance will be your downfall.

Ezra: Well, one of us has to be the bigger person, and it's not going to be me.

[laughingphoenixleader]

Star Wars Characters as Random Quotes I Collected From a Semester of College, Part Three

(This one’s fun size because I used a bunch of the ones from this semester on this!)

Anyone talking about Palpatine: You thought the double chin was bad? Try the quadruple forehead

Obi-Wan after Anakin kills younglings: When I trained you to assassinate people, I wasn’t training you to assassinate kindergarteners!

Anakin Skywalker: All good things come out of spite.

Kanan at all times after he meets Hera: At least I’m not intoxicated.

Hera @ the kids: I’m taking away your death wish privileges.

Anakin Skywalker, choking someone: Morals schmorals.

Hondo Ohnaka: Betrayal of the highest order is my only specialty. Oh, and also business.

The fandom @ Ahsoka: AHSOKA DID YOU DIE A G A I N

Ezra Bridger: When it comes to brain cells, I have negative 322.

Kanan Jarrus in A New Dawn: When in doubt, flirt.

Ezra Bridger: This holds a very special place in my heart because I stole it

The Sith: I love the feeling of helplessness and death and coldness.

The Ghost Crew adopting Ezra: There’s nothing sinful about kidnapping.

The Pike Syndicate: Gotta save the weed

Hera when sending the kids on a mission: Don’t be scared. Just don’t be stupid.

Kanan Jarrus after hearing the kids fight for 18292020 hours: I’m allergic to drama.

Hera: Says the biggest drama queen I know.

Bonus from Guardians of the Galaxy:

Kanan, Hera, Zaluna, and Skelly: “No one’s gonna blow up moons”

Count Vidian: “You just wanna suck the joy out of everything”

Bonus from Brooklyn Nine-Nine:

Kanan Jarrus: Kids, I love you. Hera, you’re perfect. Kasmir, DON’T CALL ME KID

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(commission info)

he's studying the holocron, just the wrong one

Hey I made another comic out of my tiktok shitposts ! <3

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[starwarsrebelsincorrectquotes]

Sabine: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Ezra: It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.

[never-ending-fanfic]

Ezra: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Zeb: ...

Zeb: You're a hazard to society.

Sabine: And a coward, do 20

[nicki0kaye]

thank you @tyaz for this

[autumnwoodsdreamer]

Sabine: Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one, boys.

Din: Ignite it is then.

[ladywren7]

Ezra: What goes up but never comes down?

Kanan: The amount of stress you're bringing me.

[yalakid]

I’m rewatching rebels y’all

[consider-da-lilies]

Ezra: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Zeb: You would eat yourself?

Ezra: I wouldn’t even question it.

[cunning-and-cool]

Zeb: What are you doing?

Kallus: I’m confronting the person who ruined my life.

Zeb:

Zeb:...You're yelling at a mirror.

[yourlocalminstrel]

Ezra: mi me ma mo mu, mi me ma mo mi me ma mo mu, mi me ma mo mi me ma mo muuuuuuuu

Sabine: SHUT UP

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dying from @gamelpar 's use of incorrect quotes, specifically from this one