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Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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The fact that Magnum condoms are made not to break but Magnum icecream makes you break it to get to the creamy inside is something not enough people are talking about.

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amv idea: God!Chuck and the supernatural book fans to the song Cult Leader

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Really want to make a late seasons Destiel AMV to Wrong Side of Heaven by Five Finger Death Punch

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I wonder if there are any Crowley x Aziraphale fics or amvs inspired by Hozier's From Eden.

"Honey, You're familiar like my mirror years ago"

Crowley can see the ideology of an angel trying to be the best he can be with how their psychology works and he can just see that path and how fucked it is.

"Idealism sits in prison/Chivalry fell on its sword"

The way the angels are working they're in a prison of their own making. They don't see how asanine they are compared to how the world works. Even demons understand things more because of how damned they are.

But angels are supposed to be the ideal beings, but their innocence is perverted. * cue James Baldwin quote here*

"Innocence died screaming"

I BET you Crowley screamed while falling to hell because he realized how backwards the angel ideology is. Plus the physical pain.

"Honey ask me I should know"

Reference back to the mirror. He knows the end result.

"I slithered here from Eden just to hide outside your door."

The fiction writes itself.

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Friend thought, after watching uncle Barnaby take off his belt:

"The only time he feels like a man is when he's taking off his belt."

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Friend's Thought:

"I feel like the reason Rose seems so weird as a character is because of being a vortex. She's so open and not-skeptical. This fails her with humans, but it is what makes her so open to the Endless stuff."

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Considering the implications, Unity Kincaid is taking the whole "had a child while I was asleep" thing *extremely* well.

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I love how the background music for the scene with Desire and Despair sounds like a heartbeat. Reminding us we're in the heart of the building.

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I have this idea that since Crowley *was* one of the higher-ups, that's how he *knows* Metatron is bad and can't be trusted.

It's why he's so desperate for Aziraphale to have said no.

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Gabriel and Beelzebub is the best Enemies to Lovers. Also unexpected.

And the way their hands just barely touch when giving each other gifts? 😍

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Since Aziraphale's halo blew up, does he get a new one? Or is it a Lizard Tail situation where it eventually grows back?

And why is Crowley suddenly fine walking on hallowed ground?

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Aziraphale: Don't worry! Crowley has a plan! He'll save us!

Crowley: * escapes to Heaven to figure out what's going on *

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Hilarious how "Done With This Shit" Crowley is at Aziraphale's antics re: The Shopkeepers Meeting

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Crowley playing with the Fez.

Aziraphale tempting people with Dr. Who books.

They're really throwing in the Doctor Who references. Everyone *except* David Tennant.

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They're really throwing in the Doctor Who references. Everyone *except* David Tennant.