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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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not now kitten, daddy has to write strange self indulgent fan fiction.

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comic I made for SHOWTIME zine… I BELIEVE…all original orders have finally shipped!! yayy so I’m posting this before I forget. It’s a missing scene right before (Vauge P5R Spoilers) the infamous 2/2 conversation with Maruki.

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Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE

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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

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@adelinejclose

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The friends that are chronically 30 minutes late are so important to have because they teach u patience and the meaning of loving someone so much u let ur anger go. I have not mastered either yet but I’m sure it’s coming

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the ear nose and throat being all connected is so heinous

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seeing double

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Yusuke time

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job description: must be willing to work in a fast-paced unpredictable high-energy environment 

 the environment:

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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

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Hanfu and Motorcycle

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