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GLIMPSES OF THE PAST: a headcanon / prompt collection because sometimes it's not enough to write about your muse's past and how it affects them, you just gotta write a little scene. these prompts are designed to be a little writing prompt related to your character's past, essentially!
send FORGED for a scene from my muse's past that they think made them stronger in the long run
send REMINDED for a scene from my muse's past in which they encountered something that reminded them of a difficult experience / trauma
send CONFESSED for a scene from my muse's past in which they revealed a secret about themselves to someone
send TRICKED for a scene from my muse's past in which they misled, tricked, or lied to someone
send IMPRESSED for a scene from my muse's past in which they tried to impress someone, successfully or not
send ACHIEVED for a scene from my muse's past in which they completed / achieved something they were proud of
send CHANGED for a scene from my muse's past that represented a turning point in their life
send DIFFERENT for a scene from my muse's past that they feel changed their outlook / personality / etc, for the better or worse
send CRITICAL for a scene from my muse's past in which they thought about / were reminded of something they're insecure about
send SCOLDED for a scene from my muse's past in which someone told them off, justifiably or not
send STRAINED for a scene from my muse's past in which they interact with someone they have a difficult relationship with
send SOBBED for a scene from my muse's past in which they broke down in tears
send LOST for a scene from my muse's past in which they felt lost, literally or figuratively
send BLINDSIDED for a scene from my muse's past in which they were betrayed or shocked by what someone did
send INJURED for a scene from my muse's past in which they sustained a significant injury
send AFRAID for a scene from my muse's past in which they were scared / under threat
send HELPED for a scene from my muse's past in which someone helped / saved them
send CAUGHT for a scene from my muse's past in which they were caught doing something they shouldn't
send BLUSHED for a scene from my muse's past in which they received a compliment that really got to them
send VICIOUS for a scene from my muse's past in which someone said something cruel that really got to them
send SWOONED for a scene from my muse's past in which they were infatuated with someone
send PINNED for a scene from my muse's past in which they were stuck somewhere, literally or figuratively
send GRIEVED for a scene from my muse's past in which they had recently lost someone / something
send MORTAL for a scene from my muse's past in which they had a brush with death, either themselves or someone close to them
#\\ realized i haven’t tended to this blog in some time. call this a belated christmas gift from me to y’all#\\ feel free to send multiple if you want. im 3 shots in getting drunker and write a lot easier when plastered so lay it on me#\\ oh uh also feel free to send other asks ive been meaning to clear out the inbox lately#swanseablog#modposting#rp blog#cw alcohol#\\ i mean fuck it’s a swansea mouthwashing blog idk who would be surprised
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\\ yippee <3
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LIST OF MOUTHWASHING RP BLOGS
SWANSEA
@ask-swansea @crashstranded || + CURLY @daisuke-was-here @swan-and-bolts @swansea-honks @swanseamechanic1962
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BIG NOTE: I AM NOT AVAILABLE FOR HARASSMENT AT THE MOMENT NOR WILL I BE AVAILABLE EVER. Please continue directing all incredibly funny obnoxious happenstances to @copilotjimmy for the foreseeable future. Thanks for obliging.
the 5 human jimlings:

LEAVE ME ALONE. WHY DONT YOU HARASS THE OTHERS. LIKE. LIKE @swanseamechanic1962 !!! LIKE @intern-daisuke !!! IM NOT ALLOWED TO PING ANYA ANYMORE BUT!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE
#\\ getting this tag made me laugh#\\ bro is just trying to throw ANYONE else under the bus#swanseablog#rp blog#jimbo#crewtalk
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Swansea’s wife design☀️
#\\ ACTUALLY UNCANNY HOW SIMILAR SHE LOOKS TO MY HC FOR HER#\\ i need to draw the two of them together sometime…#swanseablog#modposting#rp blog
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[Swansea pointedly ignores the jab at his age.]
You land yourself in Nurse Anya’s office another time, I’m giving you the full liberty of explaining yourself.
And anyway, braids are knots, so there’s another piece of homework you need to get workin’ on.
chat space doesn't have good wifi are we cooked
- @daisuke-therealest
Told you my name is Swansea, kid, quit callin’ me that. It’s seriously starting to worry me.
Anyway, how old are ya—19? You can find some other way to entertain yourself, can’t ya? Back in my day, we didn’t need all of this “social media” nonsense to keep us occupied, we just did what we were asked and fucked around the rest of the time.
…don’t start tyin’ knots in the wiring again, by the way. In case you thought that made a good excuse.
(@daisuke-therealest)
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chat space doesn't have good wifi are we cooked
- @daisuke-therealest
Told you my name is Swansea, kid, quit callin’ me that. It’s seriously starting to worry me.
Anyway, how old are ya—19? You can find some other way to entertain yourself, can’t ya? Back in my day, we didn’t need all of this “social media” nonsense to keep us occupied, we just did what we were asked and fucked around the rest of the time.
…don’t start tyin’ knots in the wiring again, by the way. In case you thought that made a good excuse.
(@daisuke-therealest)
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[Long, weary sigh]
I miss my wife, mysterious internet people. I miss her a lot.
I’ll be back.
\\ (reference)
#tulparposting#rp blog#\\ hey guys really really sorry for the inactivity btw semifinals are coming up and my ass is SWEATING
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[hooooonk shoooo…. hooooonk shooooo…]


Swansea's real for this
#\\ i haven’t watched phineas and ferb in 7 years if he wasn’t sleeping in this scene um just pretend he is now#swanseablog
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\\ hi! resident swansea expert here. i can indeed confirm that he is a bear is a butch is a drag queen is a cis woman is a dad. hope this helps 😊
with love in my heart.. ALL OF YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO USE GOOGLE SEARCH!!! CURLY IS NOT A BEAR.. A BEAR IS A FAT HAIRY GAY MAN!!
- 🦴 ooc
is swansea a bear? discuss.
(JOKE
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\\ looking at you with my old man eyes
(for mod: do you have a main rp crew?)
[OOC]
I do, except for a Swansea!
Daisuke: @mister-daisuke-dude
Jimmy: @the-true-tulpar-captain
Anya: @tulpars-nurse-anya
and we have a main OC on crew too!
@neoninspace - Chef
#\\ other swansea blogs have taken my spot in the ecosystem… i must retake it somehow#swanseablog#modposting#\\ idk i guess
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...I should call her sometime.


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Swansea how did you meet your wife? I like to think you were quite the catch in your prime
…but anyway, she threw a brick at me cause she thought I was a cop. Love at first sight, I’ll tell ya.
\\ close ups of youngsea under the cut bc i don’t like the way it came out in the full pic

#\\ putting this singular ask out just to prove im still alive#\\ sorry guys i promise i still use this blog its just that working to survive uni really wreaks havoc on your free time 😭😭😭😭😭#rp blog#anon#ask#drawnsea
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How rude ☹️ -🧟♀️
Gimme a damn break! The last time I saw a dead guy walking he was tryin’ to steal my wallet. Good thing I was used to it by then.
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[Swansea knees the zombie hard in the solar plexus and kicks it away.]
I dunno, kid, you willing to lose that thing? Hollow wood ain’t exactly the sturdiest weapon material.
Whats your favorite song? - 🧟♀️
HOLY SHIT THERE’S A ZOMBIE ONBOARD SOMEBODY GET THE CAPTAIN’S GUN
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Whats your favorite song? - 🧟♀️
DEAR GOD THERE’S A ZOMBIE ONBOARD SOMEBODY GET THE CAPTAIN’S GUN
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Okay good! Now you click the > button. Now click the 123 button, and click the : and then the (, and there you have it
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Hey, whaddaya know? It really works! @official-daisuke this is how I’m lookin’ at you right now. >:(
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okay so you see that button on your keyboard that has .?123 on it? You need to click that. And then once you click it you need to press the button that has the #+= on it. Are you following along so far”
]<_#¥}]€
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