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i didn’t see any memes about my favourite part of midnight sun so i took matters into my own hands

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what she says: im okay

what she means: in the final installment of the twilight saga, the twilight saga: breaking dawn - part 2 (2012), how was alice cullen able to have a vision of renesmee cullen and jacob black in the future? ?? the entire conflict concerning bella, edward, and alice in the second half of the twilight saga: new moon (2009) was that alice saw bella jump off a cliff but didnt see jacob save her because he’s a werewolf, so edward assumed bella was dead. ??? ?and then in the twilight saga: breaking dawn - part 1 (2011) alice didnt see bellas future after bella got pregnant on her honeymoon because renesmee is a vampire-human hybrid. ?????? according to the logic in the book alice shouldnt be able to have visions of species other than vampire and human because shes only been a vampire and a human.? and then all of a sudden in the final chapter of the twilight saga alice can see jacob AND renesmee 10+ years into the future????????i havent slept since november 2012

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picture this:

it’s february 2020

i am 14 years old

i start reading the twilight series

i am hooked

i buy the paperback version

i read them again

and again

and again

and again

i have the read the twilight series so many times

it’s an addiction at this point

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bella kissing jacob in eclipse is the worst fuckin scene in the whole franchise. woman is engaged!!! the only reason she feels anything romantic is bc of some fuckin egg in her ovaries!! that is so fuckin weird!! she’s literally cheating on edward!!! i hate it here!! she does not love jacob!! edward is the one for her!! i am filled with rage!!

this shit is grody!!!! i am filled with rage!!!!!

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act 3 of the blood stained blonde tour ♡ very excited to be playing these shows with some of my best friends and favorite artists in the world ♡ also very excited to be hitting some cities i very much wanted to play on the freezer bride tour but couldn’t swing (that means you, omaha and nola!!!!) love you guys, can’t wait to see you all again ♡

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poster by me ♡

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ethel cain core? @mothercain

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i’m a pick-me girl but with old people

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newest (and new favorite) addition to my collection ♡

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who the fuck took off the ride the cyclone slime tutorial i will eat your fucking knee caps buddy

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staff today

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staff today

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TIS THE SEASON for my school's Health Services to go feral