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if this gets 35 notes I will go back to my ao3 account and continue my john/oc and john/jamie stories (the former has tens of thousands of reads). I want to continue those stories but feel like I have disappointed so many people by putting it aside

edit: looks like we are back in business lol. lmk if you want the details for finding the story. I am still editing it and there's a loooot to update before I write new chapters lol

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STOP THE PRESSES WHAT David Berry posting this on his verified account has to mean something

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I redownload tumblr bc of the tiktok ban only for it to turn out to be propaganda bs so now I am addicted to two apps

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In the year of our Lord John Grey please give us a spinoff. Please please please.

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guys look!!! dan made it onto curly brown hair straight boy pinterest!!!

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if the universe loves me then wdapteo 5 will be posted during this 2 our train ride I just embarked on

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2.07 | 7.15

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fus ro dahstroy that ass

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can you imagine posting a picture online and within a day a masterpiece like this is created? like how does one cope with having that level of power to inspire? personally I'd descend into chaos but at least I'd have pretty drawings to look at

DULLET TRUTHERS WE STAY WINNING

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just finished the main quest line again and I once again am reminded that bethesda maybe coulda added like...idk a banquet or something? I just saved the world give me a cookie.

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*ancient nord architects meeting about design plans*

lead architect: "okay, so the higher ups say the client has very important stuff to store in this chamber. we need a security system."

underling: "a trip wire?"

lead: "interesting...what will it do?"

underling: "shoot poisoned arrows."

lead: "that could work. will these arrows be guaranteed to hit the target?"

underling: "no sir they will never hit the target."

lead: *chugs mead* "excellent. any other ideas?"

underling: "so glad you asked. swinging axes."

lead: "and let me guess- they'll have several feet of space between them, right?"

underling: "of course sir."

lead: "you're so much better than that guy who came up with the impenetrable stone doors can only be opened with a unique claw key."

underling: "you flatter me sir. now get this- spiky balls."

lead: *snorts moon sugar* "say more right now."

underling: "they're designed to flop down from the ceiling and lightly bump into each other a few feet in front of the intruder."

lead: "I'm promoting you."

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"we'll drink to new years and they'll leave me to clean up"

...his birthday is jan 1

imagining noah alone cleaning up his own birthday party and dreaming about something more for himself has ruined my day ty

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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

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I love the outlander tv series but the books will always have my heart bc how else would I know that canonically lord john has a little dachshund that was gifted to him by a hessian soldier who railed him on the floor during a business meeting?

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hi i’m a skyrim bandit my favorite hobby is keeping 12 gold in novice locked chests that i do not own a key for

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outlander book fans I require your conversation on a topic (minor spoilers)

1. (tw jack randall) okay so we all know what jack randall did to jamie, but only people who have read the books, specifically lord john's series, know that john was sa'd by one of his higher-ups at culloden. I mean randall was there and we know that he's a p3do so are we supposed to suspect that jamie and john share that experience? *edit: I don't think it matches randall's mo, but it definitely is an interesting parallel to jamie's story

2. this is just another tangential thing, but in the episode "providence" in s4 when john tells brianna he knows what she is going through and she interjects "no you don't" it makes me want to scream. bc anyone who has read john's books knows that he sincerely does and anyone who hasn't prolly saw that and was like "yeah tell him girly"

3. anyone who hasn't read lord john's books doesn't know *why* he's at ardsmuir in the first place and that blows my mind bc jamie's comment about "whatever you did to get sent here I hope you deserved it" hits so different

4. percy. I won't say anything more than that before S7-2 wraps but just...percy

so yeah idk I think lord john is by far the most in-depth character in the series and starz did him dirty by not making the spinoff about him