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When did you start this account?

Thank you so much for this question!! I think I roughly started this blog around April of 2018. Basically not too long after Sweets joined the show and not too long after I started reading Sweet Pea fanfiction haha @southsidewrites is actually the reason I joined the Riverdale fandom!

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After a few weeks of hiatus for Falloween, we are back with a new Southside Archive Author of the Week: 

Brooke @sweetsserpent​!

Brooke is a long-time Serpent fan who has recently begun writing, and we are so excited to celebrate her amazing contributions to the fandom! She has several works written for Sweet Pea, and you can check out her masterlist on A03 HERE!

Some of her works include…

Be Alright: A multi-chapter Sweet Pea x OC fic.

Closing Time: A smutty Sweet Pea x OC one-shot written for Kink Week.

It’s Not Valentine’s Day Unless Something Goes Up in Flames: A fluffy Sweet Pea x Reader one-shot for Valentine’s Day.

Be sure to join us in supporting Brooke’s work and showering her with love and comments this week to show how much we appreciate her!

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my favourite ever literary trope is “you want me to be a villain? i’ll show you a villain” that shit gives me goosebumps and given the right context also turns me on

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100 Days of Sweet Pea — Day 68 of 100

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My heart 😭❤️

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AUs for when your OTP are both assholes

You drive a massive SUV and steal my parking spot all the time and I was just heading out to leave a strongly worded note under your windshield wiper but oh no you’re hot AU

I’m a barista and you’re the obnoxious customer who comes through and orders a venti macchiato while talking on the phone the whole time so I misspell your name in increasingly creative ways every day AU

I’m a busy businessperson and my barista keeps misspelling my name in increasingly disrespectful ways, honestly, who does this person think they are AU

We were both playing wingman for our friends who have now decided to go home together, and after five minutes of conversation we fucking hate each other, let’s bang it out AU

I saw you trying to hit the “door close” button in the elevator but I made it in and then I pushed every single button to make you later for work, but now we’re stuck in this fucking elevator as it stops at every single floor and I don’t know what to say other than “you started it” AU

I asked for your help getting a book off the top shelf and and you laughed at my taste and called me a nerd so I shoved you into a table of nonfiction best-sellers and that’s how we both got banned from the quirky community bookstore AU

I take my grades very seriously and you’re the lazy asshole who asks a ton of off-topic questions to distract the professor and I might be a foot shorter than you but I swear to god I’ll fight you AU

You tried to barge into a private conversation so I said something devastatingly witty and dismissive but you came back with something even meaner and more clever AU

Shouting match over the last Thanksgiving turkey at the grocery store AU

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Lol nolas found a new lap....sorta 😄

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Hospital Show

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thejordanconnor Eaaaasily the funniest man I know. Look out for this man, he’s the real deal! Love you bro!

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One day, Riverdale will be like Twilight in the paralleled sense that it was an extremely hyped book/comic to film/tv show adaption and also widely hated for being poorly written and dumb but will become a cult classic meme by the year 2028. The haters will finally appreciate the camp masterpiece that it was during its time. emmys will be handed out to this cast instead of teen choice surfboards. yall will wish you weren’t cowards and were bold enough to embrace stupid things in their prime.

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Happy Halloween, Southsiders, and welcome to SouthsideArchive’s first event: Falloween! 

This spooky season, we will be spending two weeks celebrating our favourite characters and how they navigate the chills and thrills of Halloween.  Our event will be running from 20th October - 2nd November, so be sure to get in the spirit and embrace the Southside’s favourite season with us!

Below, we have set out each of our themes with some prompts that may give some inspiration for this event. The prompts are not an exhaustive list and you can still submit content that we have not explicitly listed, as long as it falls under one of the four overarching themes. Content for any of the four themes can be submitted at any time during the event, and be sure to post any fics to the Falloween AO3 collection as mentioned below!

Without further ado, here are our four themes for the Southside Archive 2019 Falloween event:

THEME ONE: THE CLASSICS

This theme is dedicated to all the classic Halloween traditions that you might take part in over the Halloween period, including (but not limited to):

Trick or treating;

Carving pumpkins;

Halloween/costume parties;

Scary movie marathons;

Halloween mischief.

THEME TWO: SUPERNATURAL

It wouldn’t be right if we didn’t have a theme dedicated to the supernatural goings-on that the Halloween season brings, including (but not limited to):

Hauntings/ghosts;

Witches/warlocks;

Werewolves;

Vampires;

Demons;

Ouija boards/voodoo/black magic.

THEME THREE: FALL

With Halloween approaching Fall also begins to reveal itself in many ways, so this is our theme dedicated to the less spooky aspects of the season, including (but not limited to):

Changing seasons;

Fall foods;

Pumpkin patches;

Corn mazes;

Apple picking.

THEME FOUR: HORROR

Our final theme is a nod to Riverdale’s prolific history with horror, encapsulating the side of Halloween that is less spooky and is more scary, including (but not limited to):

Movie villains;

Murder mysteries;

Macabre literature;

Sleepy Hollow;

Salem Witch Trials.

For more information on what to submit, how to submit to tumblr and AO3, and any other questions you may have, keep reading!

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We really missed out on Fred being the Mayor and having to deal with all the petty things that go on in Riverdale, including but not limited to:

Alice’s MLM monopoly 

Hiram would be the fiercest complainer as it’s cutting into his own profits and territory

The family of raccoons at the back of Pop’s that Fangs has made world famous on Twitch

Betty’s constant three/five person protests about everything ranging from a lack of recycling to the high school’s health curriculum to the library changing their font from Helvetica to Arial

How the Farmies have taken over the farmer’s market with their badly made wool scarves and goat milk soap that makes everyone break out in hives

The Farmies’ hive mind responses to said complaints that extended a meeting by almost forty minutes

Cheryl’s impassioned speech about free enterprise laced with dark humor, ample maple syrup references, and a call back to great-great-great-grandaddy Blossom not dying in the Revolution for this country to turn it’s back on hard-work and entrepreneurship

Great-great-great-grandaddy Blossom died not in the war, but of syphalis in the arms of a Madam of the Moulin Rouge surrounded by three French Assemblymen and an emu

Old Nana Rose’s seance’s in the middle of Main Street causing complaints of unexplained happenings occurring around Picken’s Park, specifically the ghost emu chasing the ducks off

Numerous complaints that Mr. Lee has seen an old man in a red-headed wig walking an French assemblyman outside of his businessve

Veronica insisting on sprucing up Fred’s wardrobe leading to a Pretty Woman montage. He shows up at the next meeting in a plaid three piece suit

Ms. Bukowski’s requests against zoning laws allowing a tax office one hundred feet from residential areas, all in iambic pentameter for her allotted ten minutes 

FP showing up to every meeting to heckle everyone who disagrees with Fred, make sexual innuendos, and wink at Fred just like he did at all their high school debates

Inner council fighting with Fred having to referee adults as if they were in peewee football, including but not limited to providing the Hi-C and orange slices for after the meetings

Jughead 

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riverdale’s dialogue remains unparalleled this season

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Kevin | Looking For Alaska

Season 1 Episode 1

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Alice SHOULD run an essential oils pyramid scheme. She totally has the looks and experience

Alice turning this shit around. She takes down the current pyramid scheme just so she can move in her own pyramid scheme. That’s the Alice Cooper I stan.

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this is for alaska young