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Randy in the Rays new City Connects
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bobby said you need to be gay for the greater good of los angeles
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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me
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this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.
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NEXT TIME ON DOCTOR WHO:
Ninth Doctor: Here we are! Mediaeval England!
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Rose: It’s like… an egg. A big egg.
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Mediaeval king: My men! We ride!
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Ninth Doctor: There’s something wrong here. I can feel it.
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Rose: Hello? I’m Rose. I’m not gonna hurt you. The Doctor, he’s got this… thing. This screwdriver. Maybe he can put you back together again.
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Unsettling seer: The fall is nigh. The eggs are in their baskets.
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Ninth Doctor: Oh, this is really bad.
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Charismatic villain: I’m sorry, Doctor, but I’m afraid it’s time… for a fall.
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CGI monster: (hissing) The Geltheen Host must rise again! The hatching must commence!
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(Shot of something emerging from an egg and shrieking)
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Ninth Doctor: They’re on every wall, in every square, in every town in the country! A hundred eggs, all ready to hatch!
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Rose: We have to do something, or they’re all gonna die!
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Ninth Doctor: (shouting from the distance) ROSE! DON’T TOUCH THAT EGG!
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Charismatic villain: When I use a word… it means exactly what I choose it to mean.
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Ninth Doctor: (shouting, angry) ALL THE KING’S HORSES! AND ALL THE KING’S MEN!
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Charismatic villain: Let the shattering of this world… commence.
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they’d be awful goons. they’d say “on it, boss!” and then fuck it up immediately
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If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida
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in light of police across the country cracking down on pro palestine protests with brutal force, it feels like a great time to remind everyone to shut the fuck up around cops. don't make small talk, dont act friendly, don't fucking engage with them!! if you are arrested DO NOT speak without a lawyer present. protest organizers, get into contact with local pro bono lawyers who can be there for your arrested comrades. no matter what, if cops are there, shut the fuck up unless you are actively doing a protest chant. dont tell cops why you were there, dont tell them if you're affiliated with the school you may be protesting at, dont tell them if you came there with anyone, dont tell them anything!!!
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🚨🚨🚨 SWAGGY V WALK OFF HOME RUN 🚨🚨🚨
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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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goat fight. non-negotiable.
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just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here
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