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Date Everything sona!

They're the cleaning supplies and a perfectionist germophobe idk what else to tell you

Bonus doodles under the cut

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This is a really shitty doodle but I like him a normal amount dont worry about it dont question me

I might delete this later

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It could just be because he's a "literally me" character in my eyes, but something in my little monkey brain hcs p3 as a 5'9" - 5'10" trans guy (still with the chubby design most people give him because it just feels right). But like, am I insane or do yall see it too a little

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YAHOOEYY!!

I love these little DOOHICKEYS and the way you characterize them they're so comforting imo and PRETTYYYUHHH

Also so happy you do non-passing trans rep and stuff because ME TOO 😭

Anyways have a good day (throwing sparkles at you from out of my pocket) BYE

EIIIIIIIIIIIIIII OH MY GOODNESS#(#(($(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🌺🌺 these are so cute!!

thank you very much!! ∩^ω^∩ these creatures are so special to me,,, my girllings…… I must draw them FOREVER!!!!!!

(Slurps up sparkles like a vacuum.)

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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO PUT HERE 💔 but trust me bro it isn't cringe you should totally do it TRUST MEEEEE

Also I'm crawling out of the cracks in the walls to actually introduce myself as a person HI!!

First we've got the most fantastic p1 design that I had an aneurysm over and THE SECOND I START LEARNING ABOUT HATRED YOU START DRAWING THE MOST BOOTYLISCIOUS DESIGN FOR NOT IMPORTANT?$;@?"^*@: dies and explodes

(Also holy shit I feel like I was off tumblr for a week or smth and now there's so much more FOOD🎉🎉🎉)

BOOTYLISCIOUS?????

hehehe,, thank you! I really REALLY want to draw Not Important more but I always get scared and never do more drawings that aren’t just her standing there…😭 I have a slight connection with her and I fear I will be seen as cringe. But ahhh ahhh thank you thank you!🙌🙌

Food 🥘

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Yeah pretty much

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WIP

I'm so ashamed of myself

(This is the inspo for the drawing^^^)

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WOW HOLY SHIT IM BACK

It's been awhile since I've posted due to being sick and busy as all hell, but HELLO TO THE 25 PEOPLE WHO INTERACT WITH MY POSTS

Anyways, here's a guy I made on my phone

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Hell yeah brother

Hell yeah brother

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HUMAN TOY CHICA YAY

Warning for blood!!

She's basically been my comfort character since the game came out RAHHH

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WHITEBOARD DOODLES!!

(Featuring @antennerd :D)

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someone already did this, but i wanted to do it anyway

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dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.

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Yall send help I can't stop switching hyperfixations I'm gonna spontaneously combust

Like people are actually liking my jawbone posting but my friend just got me hooked on the eltingville club and I'm gonna explode

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I think I would actually fr kill someone in order to get a Jawbone plushie, if it was ever made

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"How do you like 20,000 uraniums up your pussy?!"

Joel Varg Johansson, 2023

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WHOOOO I AM SO NORMAL