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On Hiatus

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Wednesday, rocking back and forth in a corner:

Bianca: What's up with Addams?

Yoko: Enid's turned their dormroom into santas workshop.

Wednesday, mumbling: Make it stop.

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you know what. piss off someone who voted red and have a fantastic day. do the productive thing that you have been putting off. put away that thing in your room you’ve been walking past for the last three weeks. throw out the expired food in your fridge. make yourself a cute little drink. brush your hair. send an email. call that person back. eat a snack. go on a walk. open your mail. fold your laundry. hope is only dead if you let it die.

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The Kids: Trick-or-treat.

Wednesday: *laughs manically while throwing pigs blood on them*

Enid, stood at the top of the stairs in shock: WEDNESDAY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Wednesday, closing the door: They asked for a trick or a treat. I was giving them a trick worthy of the holiday.

Enid: WHAT-

Enid: WAIT. WAS THAT ACTUAL BLOOD?

Wednesday: Of course, though I couldn't get human blood so pigs had to suffice.

Enid: I TOLD YOU TO HAND OUT THE CANDY WHILE I CHANGED.

Wednesday:

Wednesday: But they asked for a trick OR a treat.

Enid, mumbling to herself: Why do I do this to myself?

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Bianca: Hey, has anyone seen Addams?

Enid: She said she was going to get some Halloween decorations for the dorm room.

Yoko: Oh, that's what she's doing.

Enid: What do you mean?

Yoko: ...Last I saw her she was heading into the cemetery with a shovel.

Bianca:

Enid: Goddammit, I told her no real skeletons.

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Enid: I think Yoko's a drug dealer.

Divina: Mhmm.

Enid:

Enid: Are you not concerned?

Divina: I thought this was common knowledge?

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Wednesday: Why has Yoko sent me a blank picture with an 'S' scribbled in the middle.

Enid: Oh, thats her doing her streaks.

Wednesday: Her...what?

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Because, in a room full of people, it would be her she searched for. A thousand people and, yet, she would always look for her. Her ray of sunshine in even the darkest of rooms; her light.

(Wednesday about Enid probably)

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WE ARE BEING FED GUYS OMG

Wednesday is accidentally wooed by Enid in a series of six anecdotes.

She tries to tell herself that she shouldn’t fall in love with her best friend to the dark reminder of the old Roman generals, “Memento Mori.” Unfortunately, the phrase isn’t serving her well.

aka, five times Wednesday remembers that death is inevitable, and one time she doesn’t (all the while, having an epic gay panic)

This is a series of one-shots because LaylaJeffany is incapable of producing anything less than 5k at a time and didn't want to write a 30k one-shot. This will be updating weekly at minimum and wrapping by Halloween, along with two KiGS chapters this month and hopefully a Murder, She Woe update as well.

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Harry Potter coming to Wednesday Season 2 confirmed???

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Enid pulled the puppy dog eyes and Wednesday gave in like the love struck idiot she.

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Is that Layla Jeffany back from hiatus I see? 👀👀

Enid's tarot spread during the full moon acts as the chapter summary. Will Enid be able to bury it all? Or will Wednesday's well-intended attempts at relieving angst only bring more? Please read with grace after my three month hiatus!

...and with this update, I hit the two million word mark of published Wednesday fanfiction. Shoutout to those of you who endure through my grotesque and sometimes egregious abuse of word economy principals.

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A little something I wrote last month

Wenclair Tattoo Artist AU

The Raven Wolf Tattoo Parlor was situated on the end of a high street in between a cafe and a bookshop; despite being the newest out of the three, it fit quite well into the ‘vibes of the place’. Well, according to Enid anyway, speak of the devil.

Wednesday watched as Enid walked down the road, donning her fluffy pink cardigan in the Vermont winter chill, cradling two drinks in her hand. As she approached the bench outside the shop, she placed Wednesday's cup next to her, grazing the brunette's cheek with a kiss before taking a seat next to her. “Brought you your usual.” 

Enid and Wednesday had known each other for nearly a decade now, having met as newly qualified tattooists in a parlor back in New York, and had surprisingly clicked into an easy routine. They’d opened up the parlor 4 years ago and now welcomed a steady stream of customers throughout the week, building up their reputation as one of the best tattoo parlors in town. 

Taking the drink in her hands, she offered the wolf a thanks, Enid's warm smile never once wavering as she took a sip of her own drink and looked off into the street. These were the moments Wednesday enjoyed most, the stolen kisses throughout the day nothing compared to the feeling of just existing with the person that she loved most. Even in the coldest of months and with Christmas coming quickly round the corner, the parlor never ceased to have a constant flow of customers.

As the street began to fill and the shops began to welcome customers, they fell into their routine of opening up the parlor. Enid would unlock the door and open the blinds while Wednesday turned on the lights and made sure the front of the shop was set up for incoming customers. The two of them worked in comfortable silence as they eased around each other, setting up their respective stations.

Enid's station was a flurry of pink and colour, pictures of flowers and beautifully coloured animals that she’d made come to life on peoples skin littering the walls. Wednesdays was the exact opposite, shades of black and grey with various images of skulls and snakes framed on the wall. Under the warm lighting of the shop, it was almost beautiful how their personalities escaped through their art, how different they both were. And yet, they worked, the perfect opposite of each other in every way, fitting together like two halves of a heart, working together to beat in perfect sync.

dt: @3arly-sunsets - my dearest brother who supports all my ideas no matter how stupid

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Enid: Kent is literally the definition of 'no thoughts, just vibes'.

Divina: Yeah.

The two of them watch as Kent tries to pull open a push door.

Divina: I'm pretty sure he was dropped on his head as a child.

Enid: It would explain a lot.

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Bianca: Just tell him you're not interested.

Enid: But I don't wanna be mean.

Bianca: Just do what Wednesday would do in this situation.

Enid:

Bianca, watching Enid walk through the quad covered in blood: Oh-

Yoko: Maybe Wednesday wasn't the best choice of people.

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Yoko, watching Enid and Wednesday: I've had enough of this, I'm gonna go say something.

Divina: Say what? 'Oh we're all aware that you guys are not just friends and would appreciate it if you guys admitted that you're in love with each other.'

Yoko: Yeah.

Yoko, slinking back in her seat: No

Bianca, from the doorway: My god, will you two just make out already and get it over with. This is getting old.

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Wednesday: Enid. Why do you have a... male genital drawing stuck to your back.

Enid: What-

Enid: Fucking Yoko, I'll get her back for this.