syakeunia

[syakeunia]

intro && pokemon && int

❝who needs a meteoroid? i'm gonna bring an end to all things with my own power!❞

established april 8th 2024

—the character is 29. —light suggestive asks may be okay but nothing nsfw, overly flirty, or parasocially romantic if you’re unsure — don’t send it. —content warnings are as followed, N/A. warnings are tagged using tw (topic) this list may change over time. —additionally, this blog is low stakes. this means that there is no chance of heavy injury, topics, or events.

[syakeunia]

— snarl mightyena ♂ his first pokemon, he raised since he was a kid. ◞◟　𓎟𓎟　 ✦　　𓎟𓎟　　◞◟

— smasher tentacruel ♂ ◞◟　𓎟𓎟　 ✦　　𓎟𓎟　　◞◟

— crusher sharpedo ♂ a gifted carvhana (now sharpedo) from archie, when they were kids. ◞◟　𓎟𓎟　 ✦　　𓎟𓎟　　◞◟

— overtaker muk ♀ ◞◟　𓎟𓎟　 ✦　　𓎟𓎟　　◞◟

— fang alpha walerin ♂ likes to cuddle. ◞◟　𓎟𓎟　 ✦　　𓎟𓎟　　◞◟

— cinnamon roll crobat ♀ ◞◟　𓎟𓎟　 ✦　　𓎟𓎟　　◞◟

— tano carvhana ♂ discernible by its spikes ◞◟　𓎟𓎟　 ✦　　𓎟𓎟　　◞◟

— mazu carvhana ♀ discernible by its scales ◞◟　𓎟𓎟　 ✦　　𓎟𓎟　　◞◟

— matsya carvhana ♀ discernible by its teeth ◞◟　𓎟𓎟　 ✦　　𓎟𓎟　　◞◟

— daucina carvhana ♂ discernible by its fins ◞◟　𓎟𓎟　 ✦　　𓎟𓎟　　◞◟

— nodens carvhana shiny ♀ discernible by being a shiny ◞◟　𓎟𓎟　 ✦　　𓎟𓎟　　◞◟

[syakeunia]

If I reblogged this post on any of my side-blogs, then treat this as a post from the character that they are taking a Rotomblr break.

All of my characters will be inactive for a tentative amount of time in order to receive rewrites. In this time, I will also be making a Picrew for redesign ease, and for others. They will be back in early Summer! （＾＿＾）☆

[syakeunia]

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

[syakeunia]

[syakeunia]

They're actually 21, not 15

HUUUHHH?????????????????

[syakeunia]

IT WOULDDNNNTT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Be an imbicile maybe.

I KNOW 😭😭😭😭 IM NOT THE SMARTEST 😭😭😭😭😭😭 BUT IM NOT AN IMBECILE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[syakeunia]

If you were stuck in an unchanging loop, I'd assume the single thing you are unaware of is change.

Be an imbicile maybe.

I KNOW 😭😭😭😭 IM NOT THE SMARTEST 😭😭😭😭😭😭 BUT IM NOT AN IMBECILE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[syakeunia]

Not you getting bullied by a fifteen year old 😭

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! 15??????????

[syakeunia]

THAT WAS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 SO LONG AGO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 IM NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

What would you know.

Be an imbicile maybe.

I KNOW 😭😭😭😭 IM NOT THE SMARTEST 😭😭😭😭😭😭 BUT IM NOT AN IMBECILE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[syakeunia]

WHAT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Be an imbicile maybe.

I KNOW 😭😭😭😭 IM NOT THE SMARTEST 😭😭😭😭😭😭 BUT IM NOT AN IMBECILE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[syakeunia]

Be an imbicile maybe.

I KNOW 😭😭😭😭 IM NOT THE SMARTEST 😭😭😭😭😭😭 BUT IM NOT AN IMBECILE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[syakeunia]

i know what you did. ♪

I STILL DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!!!

[syakeunia]

Bro….youre so smart

THANK YOU...... THANK YOU HOMIE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[syakeunia]

Yo big bro, do you got any tips for taking care of sharpedo

HELL YEAH I DO!!!!!!!

THOSE GUYS NEED A LOT OF SPACE TO SWIM!!!!! I WOULDNT GET ONE IF YOU DONT LIVE NEAR A BIG RIVER OR OCEAN LIL BRO!!!!!!

YOU ALSO GOTTA MAKE SURE THAT THEIR SKIN DOESN'T GET MESSED UP!!!!!! MAKE SURE TO SCRUB THEM DOWN TO GET THEIR ROUGH TEXTURE BACK!!!! JUST DONT CUT YOURSELF ON IT BRO!!!!!!

AS LONG AS THEY GOT THOSE TWO MAIN THINGS THEY'LL LOVE THEIR LIFE MAN!!!!!!!!

[syakeunia]

someone’s already vagueing you bro like what did you do 😭

HUH?!?!!?

[syakeunia]

Pelipper mail!

16 Rare candies, ₽15000, 5 Pecha berries, 7 Rowap berries, 2 pillows, 3 Azumarill Poké dolls, 6 Guchi bags, 1 Switch, 6 cute orange Pokéball cases, and 5 Leppa berries.

Except. They're all really small toys. Like. Incredibly tiny.

This is NOT what I asked for.