symonisaliar
symonisaliar
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The names Symon, and It's the end of the world as we know it so buckle up and grab your HMS2 soundtrack
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symonisaliar · 4 years ago
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Happy December 10th! 😄
(Images found on Google, from @communitytv)
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symonisaliar · 4 years ago
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OK,,,so I didn’t,, become a consistently updating author but! I have a valid reason. My space bar is broken :((( and i’m in the middle of writing my folio essay and it's taking,,, way too long. Hopefully posting this, will manifest me writing the next chapter by the end of this month !!!
Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Spellslinger Series - Sebastien de Castell Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kellen/Butelios, The path of joyful stars Characters: Kellen Argos | The path of endless stars, Butelios | The path of joyful tears, Diadera (Spellslinger) Additional Tags: Kellen Argos is bad at feelings, pan! kellen, gay! butelios, imagine if this actually happened in soulbinder, I love that book, thepathofjoyfulstars, aka the cutest ship name ever, no beta we die like ke'heops, Book 4: Soulbinder, confessions under the stars, subtle strength kink, I need me a butelios to sweep me up in his strong comfy arms, Campfire, Reminder that Kellen Argos is in fact pansexual, I don’t hate diadera i am just in love with Butelios, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary:
Kellen Argos is in denial about his attraction to people that aren’t girls. Butelios, an established gay, is there to help him out -and maybe develop feelings in the process.
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What if Butelios and Kellen meeting under the stars went a little differently.
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symonisaliar · 4 years ago
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Please reblog this even if you don’t care
They’re trying to erase the existence of the rape victims of Japanese soldiers in World War II because they think the reminder of their crimes might make Japan a little bit cross
Duterte, the absolute coward, is more worried about women criticizing him than actually honoring the women this country needs to remember
Please don’t let these women be silenced.
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symonisaliar · 4 years ago
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The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group
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symonisaliar · 4 years ago
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In case anyone is having a bad night:
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
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symonisaliar · 4 years ago
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jesus fucking christ,, is this a personal attack?
Why are all the gay bitches named Simon
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symonisaliar · 4 years ago
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I want to read it so badly!!
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Oh
It came!!!
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symonisaliar · 4 years ago
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Woah this is so mysterious.
Kellen Argos, The Path of Endless Stars
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symonisaliar · 4 years ago
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yeah :/
we really were way too spoiled with the wait time between seasons 2 & 3 being only six months huh
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symonisaliar · 4 years ago
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but what about the thot police or whatever
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symonisaliar · 4 years ago
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Art by RAINMAN PAGE
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symonisaliar · 4 years ago
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PLEASE !! why is it more likely for jughead to be abducted by alien mothmen than him being aroace. SMHHHHH let my king live.
Me trying to manifest an Archie comics remake where Jughead is finally allowed to keep his canon sexuality.
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symonisaliar · 4 years ago
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thats it, thats the post.
riverdale proves yet again that it is the ONLY show on tv. what other show could do 2 arsons, veronica printing her own face on riverdollars™️, introducing 2 new characters, archie running into a burning building, mothman corpse reveal, anti-capitalism, betty discovering 2 bodies of girls who went missing and were murdered, cheryl dance battling a 16 year old and being prosecuted as a painting forger, 2 monologues about how the USA screws over veterans, archie acknowledging his mental health issues, the return of a serial killer, hiram kicking betty and alice out of his swamp, jughead getting abducted by mothman, child slavery, and confirming reggie is bi in ONE EPISODE
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symonisaliar · 4 years ago
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The window slides up easily. Huh? wasn’t expecting that, but i’m not complaining. I look back at him with an eyebrow raised, he just shrugs in response. I focus back on the task at hand. We just needed to get in, get the box and get out. I hope luck is on my side tonight. 
I duck down under the frame and place my foot carefully on the carpet. The other foot matches it with more pressure, i wince but thankfully the sound is minimal. I step to the side and take the bag from his hands. I sling it over one shoulder. He follows through the same way. 
I take a deep breath in. First step completed. Now, where is it? Its clear we both have the same thought as i see his head quickly scan the room around us. Even with minimal light you can see it’s a garish old front room with wallpaper practically falling off the walls. It makes my eyes hurt just looking around it. ‘Kitchen’ i whisper. He nods and gestures to the door to the right. I nod in response. 
The visiblity in the kitchen is better, the moon is high through the windows. I decide to check the shelves. ‘woah!’ I hear from behind me. Jesus christ, what did he do now? His eyes are wide and is looking at a cat on the fridge. Thats great, we all love cats but can we find this box already? ‘shh!’ i whisper with an eyeroll. Please don’t be too hidden little box. I open a few cupboards on my right. Whoop there it is! Thank you, thank you, thank you. i grab it lightly and sling the bag back down. In it goes, package secured. 
‘Hiya cutie’ he whispers to the dark hairball still watching us from above. Hes clearly not looking at me but i hope he can feel my glare. ‘Got it, let’s go’ he turns back to me like he’s finally remembered why we were here. 
I make a move for the kitchen door. I hear him follow behind softly. We pass the other room again and we’re back to the 60s horror show. It’s not like i should care how people decorate their houses but. Anyway lets get out of here fast.
He goes to close the window but is interrupted by the cats padding paws on the window sill. Heres me thinking this was going smoothly. He coos at the hairball. ‘Can we keep it?’ he asks me with pleading eyes. The cat meows loudly, does it want to be catnapped? ‘awe kitty !’ he strokes under it’s ears, he cat just purrs in response. Does he really want to take this cat right now? this isn’t a good idea. Before i can respond reasonably with an ‘Absolutely not’ he takes the cat into his arms. 
The cat meows again. ‘Mew’ he responds to the cat cuddled in his arms ‘meerow’ he says afterwards. I sigh, I guess we’re stealing a cat now. ‘Listen dude, you have no idea how many rules im breaking here, but can you please at least make an effort too meow correctly?’ 
"Listen, dude, you have no idea how many rules I'm breaking here, but could you please at least make an effort to meow correctly?"
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symonisaliar · 4 years ago
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symonisaliar · 4 years ago
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why is tumblr the best place to be,, a summary
idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all
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symonisaliar · 4 years ago
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i love the queen’s gambit
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